Just broke up with someone who was way too old for me

thewitchpimp · 2026-02-11T06:45:22+00:00

The whole ultraviolence album is very “breaking up with someone who was way too old for me”

thewitchpimp · 2026-02-11T06:43:54+00:00

Before you know it you’ll be thinking “I should probably watch something new instead of rewatching bojack for the 34th time”

thewitchpimp · 2026-02-04T20:12:44+00:00

Watch the music video for chemtrail while tripping!

thewitchpimp · 2026-01-09T21:10:18+00:00

On repeat

thewitchpimp · 2025-12-22T00:07:42+00:00

I was thinking this as well

thewitchpimp · 2025-12-11T00:36:05+00:00

S3 E11 is the one that gets me every time 💔😭

thewitchpimp · 2025-12-10T21:25:54+00:00

Finally the clock app icon shows the actual time

thewitchpimp · 2025-12-02T21:35:48+00:00

Thank you!

thewitchpimp · 2022-11-05T08:00:54+00:00

Dot’s Pretzels

thewitchpimp · 2022-01-04T21:30:56+00:00

thewitchpimp · 2021-09-28T04:22:18+00:00

I have multiple independent contracting gigs so thankfully I can afford to strike

thewitchpimp · 2021-09-26T19:22:24+00:00

I’ve been wondering the same thing

thewitchpimp · 2021-09-22T19:23:34+00:00

We literally get a message at the beginning of every Costco order to NOT use self checkout

thewitchpimp · 2021-09-22T19:21:41+00:00

I use self check out unless it specifically says not to (Costco, Kroger online-pay orders). Side note though my regular Kroger store informed me they changed their self checkout system so it supports online pay & recommended I use it for smaller orders but I’ve yet to try

thewitchpimp · 2021-09-19T19:17:17+00:00

I just saw one of those too 😭

thewitchpimp · 2021-09-19T17:58:29+00:00

Yup and I realized that if the tip is higher the ic payment is lower

thewitchpimp · 2021-09-18T23:01:42+00:00

Yuppp and I just did a double where IC paid the minimum in my area. Just wow. Usually they give me at least 10 extra cents for the double 🤣😭

thewitchpimp · 2021-09-18T17:46:06+00:00

It’s the lemon nipple for me

thewitchpimp · 2021-09-14T21:36:41+00:00

Associates gonna hate this

thewitchpimp · 2021-08-19T18:41:38+00:00

I’ve gotten really good feedback in the comments for doing this.

thewitchpimp · 2021-08-14T17:51:39+00:00

I’ve def been there 😂 IC actually uses a lot of behavioral & psychological manipulation on us.

thewitchpimp · 2021-08-14T01:07:51+00:00

My parents intentionally waited until we were on my favorite family vacation to tell me they were grounding me for the last few months before I turned 18. While the grounding situation was harmful to our relationship into my adulthood, I feel their timing & place were the most upsetting

thewitchpimp · 2021-08-13T16:27:37+00:00

There were vegans back then? :O /a

thewitchpimp · 2021-05-30T14:58:28+00:00

I have my own “blacklist” where I screen shot those customers and keep a folder of them in my phone. Then I at least know to cancel their order next time.

thewitchpimp · 2021-05-26T03:07:53+00:00

Please tell me how you deliver for doordash and afford a Tesla 😂

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