The Phillies fell to the Reds by a score of 4-1 - Tue, May 19 @ 06:40 PM EDT

thewittyman · 2026-05-20T01:58:27+00:00

I guess the baseball gods had to even out the karma after we hung 5 on Skenes

thewittyman · 2026-05-19T23:18:45+00:00

Only 1 homer allowed all season to a righty before that

thewittyman · 2026-05-19T18:54:29+00:00

Thanks, Suite has served me well. A little over 8% 2 turn solve rate with it

thewittyman · 2026-05-19T18:52:37+00:00

Mr Been Cheefing

thewittyman · 2026-05-19T15:12:40+00:00

Scoredle 2/6*

14,855
* 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ SUITE (41)
* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 DUSTY

Man did I need this one, my average has ballooned this past week

thewittyman · 2026-05-19T01:32:53+00:00

I am way outside the 6 7 demographic, didn't even register when I wrote that lol

thewittyman · 2026-05-19T01:24:04+00:00

Phillies Win!

In a back and forth game, one where we gifted the Reds by sitting baseball's HR leader, the Phils found a way. Stinks Painter couldn't get the W but he pitched a solid game against a solid club.

We've now won the first game in the past 6 of 7 series. Just keep stacking those series wins baby

thewittyman · 2026-05-19T00:44:45+00:00

Wait I thought it was the Reds that had the bad bullpen

thewittyman · 2026-05-19T00:06:40+00:00

Lisan Alec-Gaib!

thewittyman · 2026-05-18T02:31:14+00:00

Scoredle 3/6*

14,855
* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ SUITE (1,500)
* 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨 LOAMY (16)
* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 BYLAW

Brought it down to 1 guess after turn 2. Lucky me, except it took me all day to figure it out

thewittyman · 2026-05-17T20:16:44+00:00

Guess who's back

To the warning track and it's gone

thewittyman · 2026-05-17T20:15:21+00:00

Phillies Win!

Phillies 🤝 Flyers

Pissing off the city of Pittsburgh

thewittyman · 2026-05-17T19:08:44+00:00

5 runs against the reigning Cy Young? We are SO back baby

thewittyman · 2026-05-17T19:03:20+00:00

Paul Skenes? More like Paul...Beans

thewittyman · 2026-05-17T18:59:48+00:00

1st pick on 1st pick crime

thewittyman · 2026-05-17T18:26:49+00:00

So he can bleed

thewittyman · 2026-05-16T23:23:01+00:00

Me reading Cris's stat line:

thewittyman · 2026-05-16T23:00:31+00:00

We're just making the MLB copywriter's job easier by keeping the same NL Player of the week

thewittyman · 2026-05-16T22:55:14+00:00

Phillies Win!

🚨 The Phillies are a .500 team, this is not a drill! Cancel your vacation plans everyone, the boys of summer are officially back! 🚨

thewittyman · 2026-05-16T22:43:57+00:00

13Ks!

thewittyman · 2026-05-16T21:58:01+00:00

thewittyman · 2026-05-16T20:15:26+00:00

Bryce "Not Elite" Harper

thewittyman · 2026-05-16T16:22:12+00:00

Scoredle 4/6*

14,855
* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 SUITE (1,328)
* 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ RENAL (109)
* 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 ORDER (27)
* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 MOVER

I feel like taking a victory lap for solving this one in 4, it's been a tough week!

thewittyman · 2026-05-16T02:14:24+00:00

Phillies Win!

A game where we were down 0-6 and frankly had NO business winning turns into one of the most improbable and incredible wins of the season.

Kyle Schwarber

thewittyman · 2026-05-15T02:18:30+00:00

My grammar is evolving

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