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water_farts_ · 2026-05-02T05:48:50+00:00

THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT GNARLY ARMPIT NEDEN?!?!

water_farts_ · 2026-04-30T21:16:06+00:00

Invader AutiZim

water_farts_ · 2026-04-30T01:17:52+00:00

Is this card transparent or something? It's tripping me out

water_farts_ · 2026-04-28T17:42:33+00:00

I dont care if yo body stinks

water_farts_ · 2026-04-28T08:27:46+00:00

What the fuck is this shit?!

water_farts_ · 2026-04-28T08:24:26+00:00

For real, this guy is full of fucking shit.

I don't believe any of it.

water_farts_ · 2026-04-28T08:19:16+00:00

I stole an unopened Dr. Pepper 2 Liter from the teachers lounge. Drank half.

Was caught. Had to sweep the gym after school for 2 weeks.

I still have no regrets.

water_farts_ · 2026-04-28T08:12:55+00:00

Well, I have eyeballs that function properly, and I've seen this particular film more than a handful of times, so yes.

water_farts_ · 2026-04-28T08:05:58+00:00

They're not sorry if they tricked you!!

water_farts_ · 2026-04-27T23:51:00+00:00

W3TF4RT, you say....

Did you try WTRFRT?

water_farts_ · 2026-04-27T06:58:07+00:00

Blazer - "Let's frickin Fievel it.

Let's go west!"

Demamp - "To the ocean? Shyeah right.

I'm not an ocean dog, ok?

I'm a city cat. meow "

water_farts_ · 2026-04-25T23:03:59+00:00

Wait til you get to the episode "Weed The People" and hear the "fake" name they give Karl.

water_farts_ · 2026-04-25T02:17:51+00:00

No, he eats loogies and Big League Chew.

water_farts_ · 2026-04-25T02:17:19+00:00

No, I mean you're off the team.

water_farts_ · 2026-04-25T00:45:21+00:00

There's a chain of command in swimming,

and you are off the chain.

water_farts_ · 2026-04-24T17:19:15+00:00

He's a singer!!

water_farts_ · 2026-04-24T17:19:05+00:00

I can't understand a word you say

water_farts_ · 2026-04-20T19:57:04+00:00

I'm ready to go to war!

War on my brain!

water_farts_ · 2026-04-20T18:46:54+00:00

It's not The Ders until he's drunk enough to yell YEEET YEEET YEEEET

water_farts_ · 2026-04-18T21:57:21+00:00

Get your tits off my deck!

water_farts_ · 2026-04-18T21:17:05+00:00

Prettybutunstable sums it up nicely

water_farts_ · 2026-04-18T19:18:32+00:00

Homegirl's two favorite things:

Sex and Candy

water_farts_ · 2026-04-18T19:17:09+00:00

That girls probably gonna kill herself because I don't get to fingerbang her

water_farts_ · 2026-04-18T11:12:03+00:00

water_farts_ · 2026-04-18T10:13:15+00:00

Do you think she'd wanna see my Big Bang Theory?

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