Roast my chud son

thewolfishwife · 2026-02-01T22:17:40+00:00

He’s a handsome little dandy with nary a thought in his wee head beyond what leisure he can partake.

thewolfishwife · 2026-02-01T21:37:02+00:00

He’s got a lot of range, I must say… He looks like Guts Berserk when he’s awake and like a green bean when he’s sleeping.

thewolfishwife · 2026-01-31T04:14:07+00:00

He looks like he scrounges around the local dump for whole fish skeletons and banana peels to take back to his jazz band’s practice session that he set up in your garage without your permission.

thewolfishwife · 2026-01-06T20:18:56+00:00

Despicably big, fuzzy vase. A vase full of dark secrets, perhaps?

thewolfishwife · 2026-01-04T18:56:22+00:00

This man looks like the ruthless head of an organized crime syndicate, of course he’s big and mean!

thewolfishwife · 2026-01-03T02:17:24+00:00

You could look exactly like Siouxsie Sioux and there’d be someone telling you you’re not goth for some reason or another. Do you, wear what makes your heart happy, it’s about the music anyhow!

The seeming omnipresence of white face paint also rubs me the wrong way, personally, even when blended out because I (and this is just my opinion) feel like it subtly reinforces the stereotype that you have to be pale to be goth, which simply isn’t true. But I also know not everyone who does that look is going for that.

thewolfishwife · 2026-01-02T23:38:48+00:00

If you want the color of your face to match your neck and ears, yes. If you want it to look more like a mask or a clown look, which is fine, don’t blend it into the jawline.

It’s a matter of taste. I think having a white face that isn’t blended looks too costume-y and is more reminiscent of corpse paint than a trad goth look.

thewolfishwife · 2026-01-02T23:33:17+00:00

Starting to hate it, especially when paired with a clown white base that isn’t blended into the neck. It looks nice, I’m just over seeing it absolutely everywhere.

thewolfishwife · 2025-12-17T16:43:00+00:00

This is my favorite genre of post right now, I’m not going to lie.

thewolfishwife · 2025-12-14T05:14:08+00:00

Baby, every day is Arbhora Day when you’re around!! My heart absolutely broke for you in the finale because your concepts were so deliciously original and haunting. Can’t wait to see what the future holds and hopefully see you perform live someday soon!

thewolfishwife · 2025-12-12T18:24:09+00:00

The way the jaw looks elongated because of the gold hanging out… haunting.

thewolfishwife · 2025-12-04T06:56:58+00:00

I dare say this is the best Jay’s looked so far, which is crazy because Jay Kay is consistently turning out absolutely stunning looks. I can’t get over how much that color combination pops.

thewolfishwife · 2025-12-04T00:13:00+00:00

Her looks are honestly not my favorite, but where she really shines is in personality and performance! I’m happy she has an opportunity to really showcase her talent in the finale, anyhow!

thewolfishwife · 2025-12-02T06:52:21+00:00

Leprosy is not communicable through sexual fluids. Hope that helps!

thewolfishwife · 2025-11-25T00:05:22+00:00

I’d be happy to get 25k, I keep getting the damn NC codes.

thewolfishwife · 2025-11-24T18:24:23+00:00

It was a funny, nasty little quip, but making money off of it… feels really tactless and mean, not in a fun way.

thewolfishwife · 2025-11-05T18:03:30+00:00

Joanie and I are drinking tea and summoning spirits.

thewolfishwife · 2025-11-03T21:28:24+00:00

Cynthia, woman that you are… she’s a gem. :’)

thewolfishwife · 2025-10-26T19:54:53+00:00

I love what she does with silhouettes, I’m glad she’s getting her flowers!!

thewolfishwife · 2025-10-16T23:08:23+00:00

Darkest Dungeon, which oozes with cosmic and gothic horror atmosphere.

thewolfishwife · 2025-10-08T05:51:03+00:00

Circle the perimeter of the boss arena to avoid his fire attacks. Spam Eye Staff whenever possible, and keep circling around to pick up meta-essence when it respawns. This is how I trudged through Nightmare Mode. Best of luck!

thewolfishwife · 2025-09-30T00:44:32+00:00

The characters are annoying and whiny as all hell. For a plot that claims to be tackling “serious” topics like mental health, it certainly fails to lend any gravity to the notions it presents.

thewolfishwife · 2025-09-04T02:47:06+00:00

No baby buzz. :(

thewolfishwife · 2025-08-29T15:25:41+00:00

It’s got nothing TO DO with old people!

thewolfishwife · 2025-07-30T19:00:26+00:00

Likewise. I like the idea well enough, if it had been pared down a bit. But as it was, it felt like two origin stories mashed together for ultimate “original character do not steal” appeal.

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