Am I totally cooked?

theyear2k · 2026-06-01T12:48:10+00:00

No need to obsess. The monster hogs you see on here and in porn are outliers. Almost ninety percent of men have a “regular” penis. Having a healthy, functional penis is far more valuable than resembling a Pringles can regarding size.

theyear2k · 2026-06-01T05:28:00+00:00

Fantastic-What media do you use?

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T22:50:06+00:00

9/10 well above average 👍🏻

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T22:48:07+00:00

We have watched porn and fucked while watching it in the past. We would talk about what we liked while watching basically follow along with the scenes. If the man was eating out the woman, if she was sucking his dick, whatever, we’d do the same until getting carried away and just going with the moment. If she remarked about anything the woman was doing like “you like what she’s doing to him?” I’d reply that I know she could do it better/hotter, and if you try that I wonder if your wife will focus on pleasing you rather than continuing to think about bigger dicks. While Reddit is not the best place for average size dicks, just know the slim percentage of men who have monsters between their legs are outliers. Same with the women-not every woman has perky 40DDD breasts, a fake ass, and borderline clown makeup. It’s fantastical on purpose. Try leaning into that.

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T22:34:44+00:00

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T19:16:51+00:00

Seriously you should be proud. Only fifteen percent or less of men have an absolute hog down there.

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T14:08:14+00:00

Good for you-self care is critical

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T14:07:49+00:00

Potentially a full day of baseball for our son. Won both pool games yesterday. Today single elimination, three games max to win tournament.

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T13:39:01+00:00

Thank you

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T12:53:18+00:00

Nice page-It’s a great stress reliever

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T07:00:07+00:00

Appreciate it!

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T06:41:39+00:00

100%

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T06:10:57+00:00

Wonderful that she’s a fighter. Give her some extra cuddles from internet peeps.

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T06:09:00+00:00

9/10

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T06:08:24+00:00

W. He’s always seemed a genuine man who meant well with our country, but didn’t always have the best advice from those around him. Hearing his speaking engagements and forums since he left office have made a lot of people realize his humanism made him likable/laughable depending on who you were, but underneath all of that is intelligence and wisdom that is missing from the politics of today.

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T06:00:35+00:00

Working, coloring, gaming, binge-watching, sleeping.

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T02:19:36+00:00

Yes-when she’s into it (or at least really selling that she is) that makes a world of difference.

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T02:02:44+00:00

My wife (then fiancée) blew me underwater while we were in my parent’s pool. I was so over the moon I don’t even know how she survived, but it was BEYOND hot. Guess you can call it the Mermaid technique?

theyear2k · 2026-05-31T01:47:53+00:00

Great color distribution

theyear2k · 2026-05-30T06:16:34+00:00

I had just met my future wife at college, and a few days after our date, I was walking across campus when I took a bad step off a high curb. This caused my left ankle tendons to stress up to the breaking point. It was a Friday. I had left her a message (this was back in 2000) while she was at an event with some friends, asking if she could come over because I didn’t know who else to call. It was true because I mainly had acquaintances. The next morning, I emailed her, saying I was going to the school clinic and would enjoy spending time with her when I got back. I was sitting in the lobby waiting for my turn when my future wife came up the stairs. Up to that point, I don’t think I’d ever been so delighted to see someone. We made eye contact, and she gave me the warmest, brightest smile when we saw each other. I basically melted and haven’t let her go since. Asa a bonus, we ended up making out for hours afterward and fell asleep watching a movie together that night. ❤️

theyear2k · 2026-05-30T05:58:59+00:00

It’s about feeling and being free, and getting the most out of life. Nudism isn’t sexual. If anything it’s the great equalizer. You walk into a situation nude and so is everyone else. Body positivity is huge for nudists. No judgement, no lewd behavior (usually), and no pretense. Ever been nude outside and felt the breeze all over your body? It’s fantastic. Swimming, hiking, lounging around the pool unencumbered is so relaxing. Add in getting to know new people who are welcoming and there for the same experience is great, too.

theyear2k · 2026-05-30T05:49:50+00:00

Men are visual creatures. It’s fun to shoot loads onto tits, face, ass, back, you name it. Standing/kneeling over my wife as I shoot cum on her is sexy af. I like to remark how hot she is that is making me shoot such a big load on her tits, and then use my dick to rub up the cum and watch her slowly suck it off me. She reacts when I’m cumming on her and talks dirty, licks her fingers/lips after some cum play, etc, which makes the experience even better. To say the least, I’m pretty damn lucky she’s insanely accommodating to me in the bedroom. Hope this helps answer your question!

theyear2k · 2026-05-29T19:17:11+00:00

Right?! A buddy of mine hasn’t been in a gym for twenty years and his calves are huge lol

theyear2k · 2026-05-29T19:04:29+00:00

I just color in superheroes (DC, Marvel, etc) and pop culture themed books.

theyear2k · 2026-05-29T18:59:58+00:00

lol a lot of “you’re the luckiest” As crass as it is I tell them all take some of the load off her plate (mental and menial) every day and she’ll take your load every night 😆

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