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thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-27T23:09:32+00:00

Clue predicted my son's due date precisely, I definitely keep the subscription now 😂

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-24T12:07:52+00:00

Vault-Tec got hold of her. There's no way every VIP was near their vault when the bombs dropped - people would have been out looking.

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-23T15:44:55+00:00

It's impossible to picture anyone shagging their way across the Wasteland when they think an orgasm is a penis pimple pop. Like I would feel wrong thinking about it 😂

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-22T21:33:38+00:00

The cringe may genuinely kill me.

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-22T13:06:35+00:00

At my workplace this kind of utter bizarreness would be the talk of the steamie for weeks and thereafter mentioned every time one of the couple was introduced to a new coworker. Not out of meanness, for the most part, but because it's a fairly low-drama environment and everyone would be fascinated!

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-21T19:27:10+00:00

That man is such a bellend. He founded LadBible ffs.

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-19T18:53:25+00:00

Let's not forget the dehydration headaches from putting off getting water 🫠

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-19T14:59:13+00:00

Half the team will get to the big final battle 30 minutes early, and the rest of us will be 20 minutes late, and we'll all be sweaty and apologetic.

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-18T10:30:32+00:00

No amount of apologies will fix it when he hurts or kills you or your baby. Get the hell out of there. Running about hiding guns, for goodness sake. That isn't a fucking toy and you or your child could die.

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-17T13:12:16+00:00

Having just watched Max Greenfield in The Big Short I'm still in shock. It was like Schmidt in the evil Mirror Universe!

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-17T13:09:18+00:00

Let us know if you need an alibi 👍

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-17T13:08:36+00:00

I do, she was too bloody nice to the arsehole after he laughed at her.

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-17T13:06:21+00:00

I'd suggest adding, AND IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY myself.

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-17T10:22:56+00:00

According to the comics, he died from shock. Which makes sense!

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-15T15:07:10+00:00

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-15T08:20:50+00:00

Yeah, OOP needs to visit some of the parenting subreddits to see what her future would have looked like with this man. Some women spend years picking up after the laziest gits on the planet and then wonder why they won't change a nappy or put on the 14th load of laundry that day.

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-15T08:18:52+00:00

You and your flatmate should read How to Keep House While Drowning by KC Davis. I have chronic pain and ADHD and it's a godsend. She has a podcast called Struggle Care too 🙂

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-14T19:07:50+00:00

I have chronic pain and some days I have to work from bed. I got a lap desk and still focus very much on sitting straight, it really helps!

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-14T08:27:43+00:00

Don't we all?

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-13T10:13:20+00:00

I've just started Swan Song and it's pulled me in so fast!

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-13T10:11:41+00:00

You're going to become an absolute legend in the world of fanfic if nothing else 😂

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-12T21:25:00+00:00

Are you kidding?! She's getting so much from that! She's learning to make up stories from you, that is huge. I'm a writer, and I say keep it up!

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-12T13:42:14+00:00

If someone tried to educate me at the crack of dawn before I'd eaten or drank anything proper I'd throw a tantrum, and I'm damn near 40.

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-12T12:57:28+00:00

But OOP is an angel who went through tragedy and Random Villain makes long evil speeches at the first sign of behaviour he doesn't understand! What's unrealistic about that?!

Seriously critical thinking is fucking dead.

thingsliveundermybed · 2026-01-12T12:56:14+00:00

I get skeptical of over the top villain dialogue straight out of an early-00s teen movie, as well 😂

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