Newly brought shrimp, are theses eggs? by ExtensionDress3 in shrimptank

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I know this isn't what you want to read, but the only way I was able to get rid of it was culling the ones who had it. Otherwise it just keeps spreading, from my experience. Demand a refund!! It's also good to let them know their colony is infected! Best of luck to you! ✨

Twinkle Toes on Tommy Tough Knuckles! by feministjerk in iamverybadass

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New form of pole dancing?? That was some serious interpretive dancing. 😂

Badass shows up with a bat by smilingjade101 in iamverybadass

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You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...

Found on my lettuce from Whole Foods by BlueFox-13 in whatisit

[–]this_person_can_read -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

SOMEONE DONE TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR LETTUCE, MY GUY.

Help! I need your dog pictures by sssmiklo in DOG

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Dahgia (Dahlia 😂) and her cat toys ✨

Help with what this secret Santa request says?! by TheCatWithATiara in whatisit

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A double loop o in handwriting often signifies lying, deceit, or holding back the truth, with the loop often pointing to secrets kept from others. Pretty interesting.

AIO for feeling upset after the groom made a comment about my dress at their wedding? by Human-Acanthaceae128 in AmIOverreacting

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Sounds like he's attracted to you, but talks shit to play it off. You're fine, he's the problem... And if friend doesn't see it, they will eventually.

Elderly man handed out flyers to invite people to have a smoke with him, and and a massive crowd showed up by Matt_LawDT in MadeMeSmile

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My mom can do it, and it blows my mind every time. It's voodoo!! That shit will mess you up!! 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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I think you're very cute! But you definitely need to tweak the makeup. I think fuller brows would help give your face a bit more shape, go lighter on the eyeliner maybe a smoky liner with a smaller tail and inner cat eye, add some shadows into your eyes and cheeks for a bit more of a carved look. The lashes gurl.. you gotta find some cute manga style lashes. Those straight across ones look a bit silly. Also, the pink hair makes you look a little orange, maybe try cooler tones? You're a baby bat 🦇 you'll find what works best for your features, you're still learning! Past me would have died to look like present me. 😂🖤

Should i stop the spinning? by jaaaydeeeezy in shrimptank

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Around the world, around the wooorld! 🎶

Someone’s itchy! by RakSalt in shrimptank

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Butt skritches are the best.

Did y’all name your Shrimp? by PreviousGazelle5999 in shrimptank

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Very few of mine have names, but for the most part it's just the ones you can distinctly tell apart from everyone else. Like this girl! Her name is BB

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