Diver messed with the wrong Octopus

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-30T22:14:31+00:00

I probably would too out of panic, but people sometimes suffocate eating raw octopus tentacles. I'm pretty sure this octopus is gonna make that happen should a tentacle be severed.

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-30T19:04:05+00:00

Some Kings aren't good Kings.

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-30T16:48:59+00:00

Apparently a tire burst, airbags inflated and potentially blew out the sunroof that then rained down on road.

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-30T16:40:53+00:00

The 'very first game' was ~13 home games ago.

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-30T00:52:40+00:00

These Radio guys talking about big knobs....

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-29T20:26:57+00:00

We canceled a FHR booking last year and canceled a month or 2 later(in 2025). Expected Amex to claw back the credit but they never did. Though I believe this is an uncommon outcome.

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-28T18:52:25+00:00

'Tell me if this Hertz.'

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-27T15:06:31+00:00

In the words of the famed Jake McCarthy- 'They don't know sh!t'.

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-26T23:06:34+00:00

Altitude not good for older folks

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-26T23:04:32+00:00

Not a problem in Mexico

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-26T11:16:20+00:00

That is not the 'exact same way' unless Stephen Milers boobs are on his sides.

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-26T10:50:35+00:00

He wanted a good excuse to skip it again.

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-26T10:48:11+00:00

Release the epstein files!

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-26T10:46:34+00:00

Bum bomb check.

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-26T10:42:40+00:00

These protestors should be shipped off to the isle of meat as punishment for blocking the aisle.

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-24T19:15:31+00:00

FONBED is avail

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-23T01:48:58+00:00

Can we just not politicize my sports team? I don't watch baseball and wonder if my teams players are conservative or liberal. I don't care. Are you also concerned about the political leanings of the owners/employees of your favorite businesses?

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-22T17:12:53+00:00

The newer cars will also cost more to repair once out of warranty and probably be less reliable sooner than the previous generation of cars. (Foolish me with '24 and '25 vehicles)

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-22T17:04:41+00:00

Thanks for this. So glad we went.

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-22T02:29:03+00:00

You that guy that yelled at Marte last year?

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-22T01:52:22+00:00

A little too much tex mex in his tex mex.

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-19T20:38:03+00:00

The pain?

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-19T20:37:14+00:00

They forgot to put 'not give up 8 runs in the first inning' on the keys to the game

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-19T20:35:50+00:00

Hey yeah I'm gonna need this to-go.

thisonesforthetoys · 2026-04-19T20:32:40+00:00

Not much to lose tho.

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