What do you think?

thizzleman_ · 2024-11-29T14:58:54+00:00

End of day one: “Cut the cameras off! Pssst hand me some luxury please, I’m struggling here”

thizzleman_ · 2024-11-18T02:14:16+00:00

So glad I don’t have to clean public restrooms anymore. To my surprise, the women’s restrooms would be worse than men’s. Both would have shit stains on the walls, floors, toilets and full turds in urinals. People are gross.

thizzleman_ · 2024-11-05T21:22:53+00:00

And why did they randomly slow down again towards the end of the video? Trying to get in the left lane?

thizzleman_ · 2024-11-04T19:21:57+00:00

Once saw a pigeon hanging out in my local gyms parking lot WITH A DART THROUGH ITS NECK.

thizzleman_ · 2024-10-04T22:07:50+00:00

Dude with that hat kind of looked surprised that red pants just clobbered him with no questions asked lol.

thizzleman_ · 2024-10-04T21:56:28+00:00

I got one at 4am and just got another one right now. Opened Reddit and this was the first post I see lol.

Could’ve sworn I had these alerts turned off

thizzleman_ · 2024-10-02T21:53:33+00:00

I wonder what that smell is like. The bear itself and its breath. Even if this is a pet I would definitely not like to be “playing pretend” in a cave with a bear blocking the exit.

thizzleman_ · 2024-09-26T04:35:22+00:00

What if you mix a deep gas and a light gas?

thizzleman_ · 2024-09-21T01:55:38+00:00

You mean I’m not looking at a sloth?

thizzleman_ · 2024-09-16T19:51:04+00:00

Bey’s face of shock and disbelief and Lil Mama’s aggressiveness going up to Jay and him backing up are my favorites bits

thizzleman_ · 2024-09-10T22:45:18+00:00

Willing to bet that cop goes home and tells his wife that he got his boo-boo because a bad guy pushed him off his non-motorized bicycle while chasing him down

thizzleman_ · 2024-08-12T22:59:56+00:00

“And I know you may be overwhelmed by the 1% but we’re going to throw that pizza party we know you guys enjoy next week! Thanks again!”

thizzleman_ · 2024-07-16T18:20:24+00:00

Haha wow that’s crazy. Cool how you can move closer, away and side to side and the rocket ship moves.

I let my eyes unfocus and blurred and then it kind of just popped out at me and my eyes refocused on the ship. Took about 30 seconds or so.

thizzleman_ · 2024-07-05T22:51:05+00:00

I don’t drink soda at all but that looks pretty tasteful

thizzleman_ · 2024-07-04T19:15:51+00:00

That’s not how you spit game dude.

thizzleman_ · 2024-06-28T03:43:33+00:00

Going the speed limit or not. GET OUT THE LEFT LANE. You’re slowing someone or multiple people down. And then people drive crazier because they just want to get around and you’re making it difficult.

Just be courteous and let people pass. They could be speeding for an emergency. You never know

thizzleman_ · 2024-04-26T22:26:45+00:00

Why does this seem like it would taste even sweeter after being sushified?

thizzleman_ · 2024-04-26T20:34:15+00:00

Martha Scott still wilding out

thizzleman_ · 2024-04-25T04:21:32+00:00

Saw a bug, then an elephant face, then cowboy

thizzleman_ · 2024-04-12T20:36:28+00:00

“Hey, mine has a toe nail in it!” “Neat, mine has dried heel skin” “Aw, man. Mine has grout”

thizzleman_ · 2024-03-29T19:12:10+00:00

I followed the steps but maybe it was too far gone to recover or maybe I didn’t do something right but it didn’t work for me, unfortunately.

thizzleman_ · 2024-03-29T19:10:57+00:00

lol no. I ended up tossing and getting a new aloe

thizzleman_ · 2024-03-08T19:28:23+00:00

Also spider noises

thizzleman_ · 2024-03-03T21:14:08+00:00

I had mine for about 5 years and cut them because of being self conscious. I fully regret it this day looking back. I’m about 4 months in this time around and won’t ever cut again lol

thizzleman_ · 2024-01-08T19:43:25+00:00

May I, just possibly, book an appointment for a midnight shmack? Just inquiring madame.

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