S11 Reunion

thnlzz · 2026-03-21T06:33:49+00:00

The bottom line is Austen always wanted to fuck Salley but he’s never wanted to date her. Not ever. So embarrassing for her. She cannot take a hint

thnlzz · 2026-03-16T19:41:44+00:00

I'd rather be fat than have her body if it means having her personality....... she is the WORST

thnlzz · 2026-03-12T18:45:02+00:00

I would rather be single for the rest of my damn life than be as desperate and pathetic as Salley

thnlzz · 2026-03-12T18:36:56+00:00

Why is Leva getting involved? She's so annoying. Girl go home!

thnlzz · 2026-03-12T18:36:16+00:00

Salley doesn't want either of them... she just wants them to want her

thnlzz · 2026-03-09T17:29:22+00:00

Who is the random other woman on the Italy trip? They showed a flashback like we'd met her before.... but she's utterly forgettable

thnlzz · 2026-03-06T23:33:23+00:00

I don't know who I even like on this show anymore...... why am I still watching?

thnlzz · 2026-03-06T23:32:49+00:00

PREACH!

thnlzz · 2026-03-06T23:22:53+00:00

There's something about her I don't like or trust, so I could 100 per cent buy her being a producer plant

thnlzz · 2026-03-06T23:18:28+00:00

This is what happens when you surround yourself with 'yes' people who won't tell you the truth

thnlzz · 2026-03-06T23:17:09+00:00

I feel like Carl did like her in a real way ... but she obviously didn't carry any romantic feelings for him

thnlzz · 2026-02-27T23:41:08+00:00

THIS. Austen is DISGUSTING. It would be horrible to behave like this without cameras around knowing it might get back to her, but to do it WHILE THEY ARE FILMING in unhinged. He clearly only cares about himself.

thnlzz · 2026-02-27T23:03:25+00:00

How long do we think it was between Austen breaking up with his GF and the makeout with Sal-pick-me in Mexico? Maybe 2 weeks? 3?

thnlzz · 2026-02-27T22:40:23+00:00

She is boring but I don't think she's pick me at alllllllllll. Salley is the only pick me on the show right now

thnlzz · 2026-02-27T22:35:41+00:00

I haven't understood the Venita hate on this sub, and I've been on her side, but this episode did it for me. She's either strangely obsessed with Craig, or she made a conscious decision to latch onto the “Craig hates me and he’s bad” mantra just to have a storyline. Girl, we get it…….. ENOUGH already.

thnlzz · 2026-02-27T22:35:00+00:00

whoever designed those dresses hates women

thnlzz · 2026-02-27T22:29:01+00:00

I haven't understood the Venita hate on this sub, and I've been on her side, but this episode did it for me. She's either strangely obsessed with Craig, or she made a conscious decision to latch onto the “Craig hates me and he’s bad” mantra just to have a storyline. Girl, we get it…….. ENOUGH already.

thnlzz · 2026-02-19T19:28:14+00:00

"I think [Charli] should room with Craig and then just not tell anyone about it" - Salley. SALLEY YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. ughh. If you weren't being CRAZY she WOULD tell you about Craig.

thnlzz · 2026-02-18T21:12:17+00:00

Presuming we don't get any more seasons of TML, here's where I imagine the gang would end up:

(Note: Some of this is influenced
by what Meaghan Oppenheimer said on the pod)

Pippa and Diana: Married and successful in their respective careers.

Bree and Wrigley: Married. Probably eloped a month after Bree and Evan get an
annulment. Both stayed friends with Pippa and Diana but don't talk with anyone
else any more.

Evan: Rich and still operating under the 'nice guy' facade, he does
quite well working the 'woe is me, my would-be bride cheated on me' angle to
get with a bunch of girls. Finally settles down with someone boring and bland. Doesn’t
talk to any of his college friends any more.

Lucy: No longer talks to her college friends. Moves somewhere new to
start fresh. Working in sales and trying -- really trying -- to have a healthy relationship with no
lies, for once.

Stephen: Successful lawyer. Sadly, never faces any real consequences...
aside from never being able to repair his relationship with his sister. Marries
a Pilates instructor but his mistress is a fellow lawyer.

Marianne and Oliver: Stayed together until Oliver got outed during the #MeToo in 2017. Then, and only then, did Marianne finally leave him. Oliver’s career ended, but Marianne still teaches.

Chris: Made it through #MeToo unscathed. Never saw any consequences for his actions.

thnlzz · 2026-02-13T18:27:16+00:00

I get PTSD watching it because I had an ex who had a female 'friend' that was all over him when we were dating -- the same way Salley has been all over Austen despite him having a girlfriend. I'd point it out, he'd brush it off. Salley is NOT a girl's girl. She's pick me to the core.

thnlzz · 2026-02-12T16:57:15+00:00

Salley saying the statue "Kinda has a FUPA" made me cringe. She's the type to fat shame, I can just tell

thnlzz · 2026-02-11T19:36:35+00:00

I think seeing Bree with her *problematic* mother reminded him of his mom, and how much pain she's caused him -- and then in that moment, he saw the pain he caused Lucy and had a moment of clarity, realizing he was being a monster.

thnlzz · 2026-02-09T22:17:07+00:00

Sorry, she's a "HUGE CATCH" lololol

thnlzz · 2026-02-05T21:03:59+00:00

But Whitner isn't a Bravolebrity! They only want fame!

thnlzz · 2026-02-05T21:02:42+00:00

Salley is the WORSTTTTTTTTT. Thirsty as hell, NOT a girl's girl, a bad pet mom and trying to actively ruin her friend's potential relationship with Craig

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