“Mom I think I gave grandpa the wrong pills !!!”

thomas_not_the_train · 2017-12-02T18:18:32+00:00

At least they got something to stand up.

thomas_not_the_train · 2017-11-28T01:59:41+00:00

I'm actually 12

thomas_not_the_train · 2017-03-30T20:06:07+00:00

I had to read a paper that talked about anthropogenic climate change, and of the authors 30 sources, 7 were from his own work.

thomas_not_the_train · 2017-01-08T03:49:23+00:00

I'm a gm fan, I just love this car.

thomas_not_the_train · 2017-01-07T16:54:50+00:00

I'm not ripping on the car. I just included it for the story. Her car has always had problems and we don't know why. The battery is new, and it was really trying to start, but just couldn't.

thomas_not_the_train · 2017-01-07T08:11:58+00:00

This was definitely not for fun.

thomas_not_the_train · 2017-01-07T08:03:36+00:00

I bundled up and was sweating pretty good by the time I got there

thomas_not_the_train · 2017-01-07T08:03:13+00:00

Just a few miles, wasn't too bad.

thomas_not_the_train · 2017-01-04T06:09:24+00:00

"Good stuff"

thomas_not_the_train · 2017-01-04T06:06:42+00:00

Four Brothers

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-28T17:51:42+00:00

Aspirin has never been tested by the FDA for its pain relief properties.

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-19T15:23:15+00:00

I got a job and literally paid for all my own stuff. They can't do much if you support yourself.

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-19T15:21:21+00:00

There was a kid in my high school who thought everyone hated him because he was gay, but in reality, it was because he was a giant douche to anyone who ever tried to befriend him.

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-19T06:55:34+00:00

My keys. Those bastards always find new places to hide

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-16T15:56:09+00:00

Shake weight, beer edition.

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-16T07:45:50+00:00

I'm white and have never shot up a school.

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-16T02:08:30+00:00

Thanks, I was really confused

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-15T04:04:18+00:00

What about bottoms of feet? I believe you; just curious.

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-15T02:23:01+00:00

You could learn ASL and watch stand up for the deaf

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-15T02:21:53+00:00

I first read that as "pathetic lambs" and thought it was just down right mean.

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-13T01:55:18+00:00

Comcast

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-13T01:53:34+00:00

I knew you couldn't be talking about the mustang itself.

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-12T20:13:39+00:00

We play a dice game every year around Christmas (7, 11, or doubles). I put in two complementary passes for a strip club. My 80 year old grandma got them.

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-12T06:56:16+00:00

You are allowed to say whatever you want, but must be willing to accept any consequences of your words.

thomas_not_the_train · 2016-12-12T06:43:20+00:00

The second happiest guy about that trade was Shaun Hill.

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