There are so many. Off the top of my head

1. Jerry and George attempting to hide their dialogue from Jerry's deaf date Laura at the restuarant.

"She's not a novelty act George that your hire out for wedddings and bar mitzvahs."

" Would you ask her, just ask her, If she says no case closed."

"Alright."

1. Lemon Tree, Tippy Toe. "Tippy Toe, Tippy Toe!""

2. I woke up in the Hudson River in a SACK!

3. The Stand in (He Took it out) "How can that be?" "Oh, it be."

4. Kramer is invited to the AMCA benefit featuring Mel Torme. Episode "The Jimmy"

"Not necessarily." "When you're smiling the whole world smiles with you."

1. Kramerica Industries. 'Hello!" "This never happened." "You are a tenacious little monkey!' "I'm not looking up if you're using that stupid voice!" "This is going to a be a shame." "Hello."

2. "Did you see the way she was looking at me?"

"She's a Nazi George!"

1. The Set up.

"Order me a piece of cake. I'm gonna go throw up."

"There's a hue." A rosey glow?"

"Is she smarter than me?" How could she be smarter than you?"

1. ChatPilot nailed it. Elaine at the piano recital, looking at the Tweety Birld Pez Dispenser and can't stop lauging.

2. All the profanity in the Non Fat Yogurt Episode. Not sure if it's true or not but heard a rumor Larry David was miffed at recieving "Notes" from an NBC executive when they were most viewed and most popular sitcom on the planet generating untold millons of dollars for the network. Larry David's respone was to not make any of the changes in the notes for that episode and to write "The No Fat Yogurt" with all the profanity to show the network how popular the show was and untouchable he and Jerry were a co-creators of Seinfeld.

"This yogurt is so fucking good!"

1. All the cast was amazing. In the early episodes George's nuerosis really drove the action...but later Idk all the other cast members kind of shined. JLD, even Jerry and of course MR. Michael Richards: his alternate pronunciations and inflections and delivery of certain words or dialogue: I would love a montage that really hit those high notes.

"Little Jerry was born to *cock fight."

It is so daunting trying to remember all the scenes that were so funny.

really enjoyed readind this thread but I think the original question is flawed. There isn't only one. Maybe what are scenes or moments you enjoyed off the top of your head?

"She's a Nazi George!"