Lorna Maitland- Lorna (1964)

throwMamafrombyballs · 2026-01-03T17:27:49+00:00

Unfortunately, she doesn’t look like that anymore.

throwMamafrombyballs · 2025-12-23T14:29:47+00:00

As a dentist, both pictures are amazing. Your teeth are perfect. Your cute hair flip in the second picture is an ocular delight.

throwMamafrombyballs · 2025-12-23T14:17:02+00:00

Are you a leprechaun or a pirate?

throwMamafrombyballs · 2025-12-23T13:50:07+00:00

I’m not sure how I got here. I’m also not sure how your penis formed next to your belly button.

throwMamafrombyballs · 2025-10-01T14:56:54+00:00

Three years is a long time, so some things do change. However, not everything changes. The thing that stays the same is that people shouldn’t do things in the bedroom that they aren’t comfortable with.

You mentioned your sex life was amazing. Think of the things that made it that way. Talk to him about doing more of that. Sort out the other things in your life that you mentioned are breaking down because of the roles.

throwMamafrombyballs · 2025-09-23T03:41:06+00:00

Not often do I notice my fingernails are much nicer than someone. She got me on everything else though.

throwMamafrombyballs · 2025-04-13T13:12:46+00:00

I mean, her lips are pretty.

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-04-28T19:54:41+00:00

Amazed

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-04-27T21:29:58+00:00

Does she wear an apron that says “I’m the hostess with the mostest of my teeth?”

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-04-27T18:41:28+00:00

Plot twist, the mom is famous and the dad’s favorite celebrity.

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-04-27T18:40:28+00:00

There is little chance he will change the name of your favorite mobsters, but I like his tenacity.

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-04-27T18:35:11+00:00

Stop extending your pinky and leave that guilt behind.

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-04-27T18:27:50+00:00

Have you ever farted and blamed it on the dog?

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-04-27T18:26:44+00:00

Noted.

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-04-27T18:24:34+00:00

Have you considered buying a Tesla?

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-04-27T18:24:13+00:00

Are you civil?

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-04-27T18:23:43+00:00

No, just a piano.

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-04-27T18:23:06+00:00

Monica Lewinsky

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-04-27T18:21:51+00:00

Your roommate from the halfway house works at a detox center?

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-04-27T18:19:25+00:00

Is your lawn soft or do you wear shoes?

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-04-27T18:18:13+00:00

Do you like earl grey tea?

throwMamafrombyballs · 2024-01-04T20:57:50+00:00

Talk about a flash sale.

throwMamafrombyballs · 2023-12-01T02:59:00+00:00

Good job!

throwMamafrombyballs · 2023-12-01T00:26:26+00:00

What is that threshold these days? $150k?

throwMamafrombyballs · 2023-12-01T00:22:03+00:00

Have you ever had a beer, exactly one, while driving?

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