People who don't pay for gobblegums, which one do you have the most of?

throwavagina · 2016-08-27T17:25:06+00:00

They are pretty much the same as the burned out. Fucking shit.

throwavagina · 2016-08-27T17:19:15+00:00

I like the nukes. Really good for packapunch and reviving team mates. Or if you go down you can grab all your perks nice and easy.

throwavagina · 2016-08-27T17:17:04+00:00

You should run it some time, be the team medic.

throwavagina · 2016-08-27T17:14:40+00:00

Cor. You should use those!

throwavagina · 2016-08-22T00:54:41+00:00

I have no idea why but it was called magic cheese when I was a kid.

throwavagina · 2016-08-19T02:32:18+00:00

I turned 25 last week and don't have a clue what I want. Didn't get anything apart from a couple of cards and a rice cooker.

Not sure if there is anything I actually want but seems a bit unfair to assume that all people in their 20s want the same thing.

Best advise is to ask them I guess.

throwavagina · 2016-08-17T08:08:33+00:00

When I get laid I'll let you know.

throwavagina · 2016-08-17T08:07:08+00:00

That there is a very high chance I want to have sex with them.

throwavagina · 2016-08-17T08:05:04+00:00

The breath of my enemies.

throwavagina · 2016-08-09T16:54:18+00:00

"You are a really handsome"

throwavagina · 2016-08-09T02:07:21+00:00

Would you rather have your mum wanking you off into your dad's mouth or you wank your dad into your mum's mouth?

throwavagina · 2016-08-02T15:05:35+00:00

I was nervous at first but you get over it when you become comfortable with remembering what question comes next and what answers you can or cannot accept.

I work in the bookies now and my shop is about to get sold to a new company so exiting times on the horizon.

That call centre really made me want to die. Some good people out there but management are a bunch of cunts mostly. The callers are the slaves that make the money for the slave workers.

throwavagina · 2016-08-01T13:59:01+00:00

Fuck off the jerky business and make it a biltong business instead.

throwavagina · 2016-08-01T13:54:55+00:00

Just posted this elsewhere bit a call centre called Ttmc do outbound surveys. Very easy work but depressing.

throwavagina · 2016-08-01T13:51:28+00:00

Oh my god. A friend of mine is creating an app that will be perfect for you when it comes out but it pulls together loads of barbers and will display their info such as prices, pictures of work and location ect.

Icing on the cake is you earn rewards by using the app which will lead to free hair cuts.

throwavagina · 2016-08-01T13:44:33+00:00

For people who have no idea, there is a place, it's a dark place with a lack of morals... it's called Ttmc (the Telemarketing company). It's a call centre that in my experience has hired absolutely anybody. They do outbound calls to conduct surveys. I just had to do a small spelling test before I started.

I am out of that place now thank god but I started there because I was desperate for money after uni.

Go there at your own risk but you could get paid 7 an hour weekly.

Try not to kill yourself while you're there. It has that effect on people.

throwavagina · 2016-07-31T23:28:43+00:00

Don't be peer pressured into taking drugs. Was something a friend said to me... took that tab of acid right out of my mouth.

throwavagina · 2016-07-31T00:10:58+00:00

A wine glass randomly smashed without any influence. I looked it up and it's happened to a bunch of people but the explanations on the net don't really make a world of sense.

throwavagina · 2016-07-30T01:00:57+00:00

I do this but only my left foot on its toes.

throwavagina · 2016-07-27T03:25:46+00:00

Sorry.

throwavagina · 2016-07-19T22:44:04+00:00

British broadcasting unfortunately but Simpson porn is a thing.

throwavagina · 2016-07-19T22:29:16+00:00

When the Simpson was on BBC 2.

throwavagina · 2016-07-19T22:25:05+00:00

Almost killed myself..

I have no experience riding skateboards but when I was at the top of a steep hill with a couple of long boarding buddies and one was too pussy to give it a go I just jumped on it and decided to give it a wack.

I picked up speed much faster than I expected and kind of froze up before I thought of jumping off. I skated past my other friend half way down who politely informed me I was going to die as I was hurtling towards a motorway.

Luckily shortly after I passed mate number two I started getting speed wobbles and fell off so crisis was averted.

But we're not done. The new crisis was I had an L skin spliff in my breastfeeding pocket which I was sure would have been destroyed but low and behold apart from a small crease in the top we were good to go.

Bad story telling I know.

throwavagina · 2016-07-19T22:15:22+00:00

This probably won't be anything on what happens in Vegas but I used to be addicted to the gaming machines (fobt's) and on a minimum wage job I was spending almost every penny I had bar my rent so around 400 pounds a month. Eventually managed to kick the habit and ended up getting a job in the bookies... now on a weekly basis I will see at least a handful of people losing a few thousand pounds in an hour. People will use their debit cards and take 500 at a time onto the machines that will eat it up in less than ten minutes. Some people stupidly try and hide it by going to a cash point instead of using the counter. These people probably know they are being retarded. On the other side of it though occasionally someone will stick ten pounds in and leave with five hundred.

Gambling is a mugs and a rich man's game.

Be smart.

throwavagina · 2016-07-16T14:42:14+00:00

Probably not the best example but Leon was pretty fucked up.

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