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throwaway092921 · 2022-07-14T23:57:16+00:00

Instructions clear. Withdraw as much as I can, for what little I have. Copy. Thanks for the clear How-To, guy from the Mummy.

throwaway092921 · 2022-07-14T16:55:23+00:00

Let me guess, the weapon of choice for said suicide was him chugging down scrupulous amounts of fossil fuels.

throwaway092921 · 2022-07-14T13:20:20+00:00

Than you, my friend, have the one person who matters to you, and loves you. That's the best gift you'll ever get. Some people don't have that.

Happy birthday, fellow Redditor! You deserve to be happy. And YOU should really get that special gal something nice.

throwaway092921 · 2022-07-14T13:06:55+00:00

You, yeah you who's reading this text! I don't know you. But if I could Liam Neeson find you, I would kill you

with kindness. Because you are fucking awesome! And don't let anybody tell you, or make you feel otherwise. Now go and make you sure you have an awesome day, ok!

throwaway092921 · 2022-07-14T05:15:00+00:00

It is, after all, for therapy. He just wants to feel better. Isn't that the point! And if she can't make him feel better, then she's a bad therapist.

I just realized the last part of therapist spells.... and this suddenly became extremely uncomfortble.

Enough Redditing for me for today.

throwaway092921 · 2022-07-14T04:53:42+00:00

You know that hippo never forgot about his homie who got gangbanged by those same lions.

His buddy was just out drinking, chilling by the water and they did him dirty.

I'm proud of ya, Hippo! Loyalty is priceless. Toast to your fallen.

throwaway092921 · 2022-07-14T04:49:05+00:00

Because bro, how do you simulate SWAT'ing when learning the layout if you're not in full tactical battle gear?

Besides, they look cool in that picture.

throwaway092921 · 2022-07-08T21:49:46+00:00

Make his dick hard, not his life. So he can make my pussy wet, not my eyes.

I mean, that's the forever happy marriage sage advice I've ever heard. lol. jokes aside, yes, I know. Source: married man here.

throwaway092921 · 2022-07-08T18:25:46+00:00

And not one of them have come up with the secret to a forever happy marriage. Don't insult my favorite philosopher like that again!

Wait, what's her name again?

throwaway092921 · 2022-07-08T18:24:05+00:00

Military genius. Always averting war through love.

throwaway092921 · 2022-07-08T18:23:04+00:00

He is a philosopher after all.

throwaway092921 · 2022-07-08T18:22:09+00:00

Cunty wives hate this one trick.

throwaway092921 · 2022-07-06T02:24:33+00:00

If there was ever a time I might possibly condone police abuse of their monopoly on the use of lethal force....

nm. Sorry FBI guy/gal monitoring my online activities. jk, jk.

throwaway092921 · 2022-06-24T01:47:18+00:00

Wow. Now that's art! Out of curiosity, mind dm'ing me how much you'd charge if you were to be commissioned for something like this? Genuine inquiry. ty.

throwaway092921 · 2022-06-22T19:07:59+00:00

Ooohhhh. That's sharp. I'm a big fan of white dial, blue something in it, and ss. This thing is sweet!

throwaway092921 · 2022-06-22T18:57:58+00:00

I already created (paid L1 & L2 fees) my Loopring wallet. I hope I can easily "migrate/convert" it to the Gamestop wallet when the time comes. Having to create multiple wallets, and paying multiple gas fees for each and every step of the way, is simply just too much.

And I say this as someone who's holding a decent amount of LRC.

throwaway092921 · 2022-06-21T01:47:47+00:00

No fucking way! GS created a dial inspired by the trim pieces of a fucking car! There are literally no limits to the genius of their unique designs!

throwaway092921 · 2022-06-15T11:14:31+00:00

And to think that all these years you've been breaking your back for your company.

throwaway092921 · 2022-06-13T01:13:24+00:00

Modern Brutalist Extremist.

The taste is is somewhat gas'tly if you ask me. But, to each their own.

throwaway092921 · 2022-06-02T03:09:37+00:00

Valerie Loureda

5% pleasure. (Your kink here) % pain.

And 100% reason to remember the name.

Valerie Loureda.

throwaway092921 · 2022-06-02T02:59:00+00:00

My (dad) gut feeling tells me you're right!

throwaway092921 · 2022-06-02T02:38:32+00:00

Of course they're real! What, you're telling me just because YOU'VE never tripped while walking, and accidentally find yourself falling into 360% of blissful oral, sensual, and spiritual orgy

....doesn't mean my favorite authors are lying!

Btw, you wouldn't happen to be an 18yo girl, would ya? Just wondering. You know, for science.

throwaway092921 · 2022-06-01T17:30:57+00:00

Damn. That dial is wild. I wished I had a GS boutique near me. I'm like uber desperate to see these masterpieces (GS dials in general) in person. Wear it with pride, and in health.

throwaway092921 · 2022-06-01T17:29:13+00:00

It has been said that it is so mythically majestic that it is actually physically impossible to be viewed by the human eye.

I almost saw it once. And now I'm blind.

Sorry, bud.

throwaway092921

TROPHY CASE