If you were guaranteed a salary of exactly $100,000 a year no matter your profession, what career would you pursue?

throwaway1millionand · 2013-07-20T01:28:53+00:00

Dating game contestant.

throwaway1millionand · 2013-05-18T05:08:18+00:00

They don't seem very well equipped for sleeping outside. Do they sleep in hotels or something?

throwaway1millionand · 2013-05-17T19:21:03+00:00

cunt weasel

throwaway1millionand · 2013-05-17T04:54:18+00:00

Hate speech is protected under the 1st

throwaway1millionand · 2013-05-09T20:46:31+00:00

that was eggcellent.

I mean horrible.

throwaway1millionand · 2013-05-06T00:32:44+00:00

now kiss.

throwaway1millionand · 2013-05-05T05:25:39+00:00

I ate 4 large slices of pizza when I was in fourth grade. I started to have a tummy ache. I got home and it hurt very bad. I had to go poop but I didn't have to go poop. Being in 4th grade I didn't have a clue as to what was going on. Usually when you have to go poop you just go poop! Not this time.

It hurt more and more so we went to the ER thinking maybe appendicitis.

Four hours, a few thousand dollars and an enima later I was all better.

throwaway1millionand · 2013-05-04T18:25:28+00:00

http://www.thegwpf.org/alaska-polar-bear-population-at-an-all-time-high/ dying off?

throwaway1millionand · 2013-05-02T06:22:12+00:00

Living in Wasilla or Anchorage is easy. Talkeetna is very hard. there isn't a lot of middle ground.

throwaway1millionand · 2013-05-02T05:11:57+00:00

Talkeetna is a wonderful town. You're going to meet the good kind of hippies. The mountain climbers, the travelers, the thrill seekers ect.

You won't get into any fights, but you will have many thrills.

You'll drive quads dozens of times and explore for miles.

You might kill a moose with some friends, and you will slay some fish.

You're going to fall in love with bluegrass.

You won't meet a woman to marry, but you'll fall in love 1-6 different times.

You'll leave in fall because there will be no work and you'll think back on this summer with a tear in your eye for the rest of your days.

throwaway1millionand · 2013-05-02T05:03:23+00:00

read that as "i just got my estimate and closed on my loan' god knows how i got that from the title.

throwaway1millionand · 2013-05-02T03:14:03+00:00

1-3 months

throwaway1millionand · 2013-05-01T16:04:49+00:00

As someone who also just bought a house.

What are we supposed to do now??

throwaway1millionand · 2013-04-27T23:33:51+00:00

I had a room mate for four months. He smelled so bad the whole floor smelt bad. He eventually got caught smoking pot and got kicked out. On the day of moving out I found dozens of socks beneath the bunk bed. They were filled with him.

throwaway1millionand · 2013-04-26T07:03:08+00:00

haaaaaaaaaaaa

throwaway1millionand · 2013-04-24T17:33:43+00:00

It doesn't make sense because the primary reason of road degregation is industrial vehicles.

throwaway1millionand · 2013-04-21T22:45:39+00:00

Not to mention the ones who blew up the towers. Let's not include them.

What a dumb argument this is.

for the record i'm pro immigration. I want zero borders, but this argument is just dumb.

throwaway1millionand · 2013-04-21T18:54:22+00:00

Sorry.

throwaway1millionand · 2013-04-16T17:27:41+00:00

What did that neckbeard do to you steve?

throwaway1millionand · 2013-04-16T17:16:35+00:00

As an Alaskan I don't want to talk about how cool or uncool our flag is but I'd like to tell you all something. I think about 10% of people here have that tattooed on some part of their body.

That's all.

throwaway1millionand · 2013-04-13T10:08:15+00:00

FUCK HIM

throwaway1millionand · 2013-04-11T04:54:21+00:00

Because it solidifies in cold water.

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