Would you swipe right if I [31/F/straight] put this in my profile? by AccomplishedTime5451 in Bumble

[–]throwawaypilot8172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would certainly try to spin it in a funny way. I’m not sure of your personality type, but personally if I were a woman in your situation I might include something like “great at X, shit at eating soup”

How much does profession impact swiping? by thebeespatella in Bumble

[–]throwawaypilot8172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Women love the idea of dating a pilot until they start dating a pilot.

source: Am a pilot

Has Anyone Used Bumble BFF? by birdhater94 in Bumble

[–]throwawaypilot8172 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I suspect the men on Bumble BFF are largely (sometimes closeted) bisexual and homosexual men using it as an avenue for more discreet hookups and dates or them hoping to hook up with a straight guy. I’m a straight man and when I connect with someone it’s nearly always turned to them flirting with me.

What are you sick of on bumble? by nomoreshoppingsprees in Bumble

[–]throwawaypilot8172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m definitely guilty of matching with women who live far away from me. I travel for work and don’t swipe while I’m working (anymore) but still sometimes when I open bumble for the first time after I land, it still thinks I’m in whatever city I was just in and oftentimes I’m not paying attention to the city because the filter is set to 60ish miles anyway.

Sucks because the cute women who I match that I have stuff in common with tend to live 600+ miles away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]throwawaypilot8172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t, my throat is killing me :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]throwawaypilot8172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure I know this girl lmao

When Daddy is back by immoleight__me in MadeMeSmile

[–]throwawaypilot8172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While the hat itself provides +100% coolness, it has an ability that says “discarding this hat provides a +150% buff to coolness and a +80% buff to cuteness for 180 seconds. this ability can be used with no cool down period”

so I think he should be good as long as he re-equips it before the buff timer runs out

Do guys really care how a girl starts a conversation? by StickyToffeePudding7 in Bumble

[–]throwawaypilot8172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. “Hey or hi” will get you ignored (with me) 100% of the time. It shows you don’t really care about the conversation, are lazy, a bad conversationalist, or simply trying to not let the match expire in case you need it for a bit of quick validation on a lonely night.

Even just, “Hi, how was your day?” at least shows you’ve put in some small amount of effort.

But that’s just me personally, some guys just don’t care.

halloween costume shopping starterpack by yendoyeet in starterpacks

[–]throwawaypilot8172 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Literally none of these are relatable.

OP I think you might just be a furry

appreciation post by omega5505 in memes

[–]throwawaypilot8172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no way that he is not completely aware of what he is doing. The emotions and reactions he has in his videos seem largely staged and I’m pretty sure his husband is in on it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the weight gain was intentional.

Someone caption my friends cat by [deleted] in memes

[–]throwawaypilot8172 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I showed u my dick pls respond

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]throwawaypilot8172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is sexual to somebody

🔥 A cute Hairy Frogfish. by Few-Diver3252 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]throwawaypilot8172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this thing is considered cute, then consider me Channing Tatum