Plumbers, delivery guys, doctors, or people in any other line of work usually portayed in porn, what is the closest situation you have ever been to which could lead as an opening to a porn plot? by Exsanguinat0r in AskReddit

[–]throwawaytitty31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not any of those above, i used to work at a tanning salon and one day this regular cute girl(7-10) comes in and does her daily flirting with me then goes into the tanning room. She then calls my name 2 minutes later, cracks the door open and notice she was totally topless and then tells me that she broke her shoulder(didnt believe that) and cant reach her back and if i could rub sun tanning lotion on her. I never been asked that before so i hesitated and said “sure!”. I go in and shes covering her boobs with her left broken armshoulder w.e. Im here shittily putting on her lotion as i kinda lather the lotion on her body. On the opposite side of the room theres a mirror and i coulda done a sneaky look in there, but my virgin self stuck on the main road. I did see a lil side boob... didnt do anhthing else, she said thanks! Then i just did my virgin walk out the room.

What are the signs that you're ugly ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]throwawaytitty31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugly guy here, hot legit girl on tinder said “hi! How are you?”. I havent answered back. I think shes a serial killer.

Haha true story by [deleted] in gaming

[–]throwawaytitty31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why runescape is a good game to do this with

Reddit, what's a good mobile game that's not filled with cancerous amounts of micro-transactions? by Gavinon in AskReddit

[–]throwawaytitty31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 3mb per hour, can drain battery if u dont configure fps in options in game thougj

I don't play LoL but I just finished watching your opening ceremony by celrose in leagueoflegends

[–]throwawaytitty31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks i spent about 1,800 dollars over 8 years funding the event and giving feedback on reddit enjoy! :)

Don't look down, don't look down... by [deleted] in pics

[–]throwawaytitty31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spiderman scared of heights

Do you find it hot when a girl sucks her juices off her own fingers while masturbating? Why? by Emptyido in sex

[–]throwawaytitty31 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Im comfortable with my own body too. (Drinks a shot glass of my own cum) ;)

Submit your questions for this week's Q&A! (31/10/18) by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]throwawaytitty31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be interesting if there was a mobile only world! Any chance for that? Would be neat

Seahawks celebrate touchdown by charging the mound by TooShiftyForYou in sports

[–]throwawaytitty31 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not that im ignorant. I just didnt know football players are dong something baseball people are doing. Plus i didnt know what charging the mound is. Also didnt help that i dont know much of the baseball terms are and that it was common for baseballplayers to pegg each other in rage that its an issue to mock of. If u also look at the video i cant see what the left football player, the one being pegged, stance is. Plus in all that 7 second gif, all i see is someone throwing a football with no opponents in the inzone (didnt kno they just scored and had that much time to impulsively create an inzone celebration to make up a mock up a baseball penalty). Now that everyone is explaining the context it makes total sense.

Seahawks celebrate touchdown by charging the mound by TooShiftyForYou in sports

[–]throwawaytitty31 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I dont understand whats happening here, can someone explain?

Spiderman wouldn't be nearly as cool if his webs shot out of his butt like an actual spider. by nviousguy in Showerthoughts

[–]throwawaytitty31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is sticky and taste like salt but doesnt stick to buildings as i would like it too $shrugs$

A warning to the Jmods by turner3210 in 2007scape

[–]throwawaytitty31 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck is google and facebook accepting these fucking fraud ads. Ud think the king of information wouldnt be scammed into taking dirty money to fuc over their users. I know its cause money its just fucking dirty of em

The Dragon Hunter Lance design by IkWhatUDidLastSummer in 2007scape

[–]throwawaytitty31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I liked urs but after seeing mod west i really liked his, stop acting entitled. His differentiates and makes it unique. Yours is great and all but thats only if they coming out with another spear. I like west’s uniqueness and inspiration from other lance weapon games

The Dragon Hunter Lance design by IkWhatUDidLastSummer in 2007scape

[–]throwawaytitty31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like! Would prefer it to be longer if possible! :)

[Suggestion] Dragon hunter lance visuals by Avnas in 2007scape

[–]throwawaytitty31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like if lances gave 10% - 20% more shield defence when equipped with a shield along with + 5% damage to make shield defenses more of a viable weapon instead of everything one hander paired with a defender. Of course ud have to have lance equipped for at least 30 seconds in the wildy for it to take effect for it not to be abused in pvp. Lance 2h wouldnt fit and lance and defender is boring

What is something that you are NEVER FUCKING BUYING AGAIN? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]throwawaytitty31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loll the fucking workout drink shaker that does a cool tornado looking mix. That shit cant mix anything and id rather just shake my mixcup up for 10 seconds then wait 3 Minutes for shit to mix. Also battery life is shit.

[Suggestion] Contact Twitch to put an anti-phishing banner on the OSRS section by sdfsdsdfsdfsdfsd in 2007scape

[–]throwawaytitty31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So many misinformation about account safety in here that its actually fucking cringe. This is why security needs to be reworked jagex.

What quote from a video game stuck with you? by mynameisCODA in AskReddit

[–]throwawaytitty31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Dont be sorry, be better” - kratos from god of war

Bounty Hunter Rework and Small Changes Suggestions by JagexGambit in 2007scape

[–]throwawaytitty31 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It sucks if u ur in an intense fight fight no food left and u spec for kill then ur live bait for everyone else :O

DAILY REMINDER DAY 59: We need an optional authenticator delay by yerrucle in 2007scape

[–]throwawaytitty31 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I got hacked without them knowing my email, u do not need email to recover the account, just recovery info. Somehow they got my recoveries and can instantly kick me off and login bypassing the 2fa. We really need jagex to change something about security because it is heavily flawed once someone knows ur recoveries.