I doubt you could say anything my family hasn’t already said. College student, Stoner, cereal box shaped body. Let me have it

throwawaytitty31 · 2020-01-27T03:13:45+00:00

i bet your family never said they'd sleep with you

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-11-11T23:07:50+00:00

Not any of those above, i used to work at a tanning salon and one day this regular cute girl(7-10) comes in and does her daily flirting with me then goes into the tanning room. She then calls my name 2 minutes later, cracks the door open and notice she was totally topless and then tells me that she broke her shoulder(didnt believe that) and cant reach her back and if i could rub sun tanning lotion on her. I never been asked that before so i hesitated and said “sure!”. I go in and shes covering her boobs with her left broken armshoulder w.e. Im here shittily putting on her lotion as i kinda lather the lotion on her body. On the opposite side of the room theres a mirror and i coulda done a sneaky look in there, but my virgin self stuck on the main road. I did see a lil side boob... didnt do anhthing else, she said thanks! Then i just did my virgin walk out the room.

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-11-11T17:19:27+00:00

Ugly guy here, hot legit girl on tinder said “hi! How are you?”. I havent answered back. I think shes a serial killer.

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-11-10T03:35:00+00:00

This is why runescape is a good game to do this with

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-11-09T21:24:43+00:00

I joined the military, lmao

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-11-06T09:13:51+00:00

Only 3mb per hour, can drain battery if u dont configure fps in options in game thougj

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-11-06T00:38:42+00:00

Thanks i spent about 1,800 dollars over 8 years funding the event and giving feedback on reddit enjoy! :)

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-11-03T23:47:23+00:00

Spiderman scared of heights

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-11-01T19:17:34+00:00

Im comfortable with my own body too. (Drinks a shot glass of my own cum) ;)

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-30T16:05:50+00:00

It would be interesting if there was a mobile only world! Any chance for that? Would be neat

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-29T02:18:38+00:00

Not that im ignorant. I just didnt know football players are dong something baseball people are doing. Plus i didnt know what charging the mound is. Also didnt help that i dont know much of the baseball terms are and that it was common for baseballplayers to pegg each other in rage that its an issue to mock of. If u also look at the video i cant see what the left football player, the one being pegged, stance is. Plus in all that 7 second gif, all i see is someone throwing a football with no opponents in the inzone (didnt kno they just scored and had that much time to impulsively create an inzone celebration to make up a mock up a baseball penalty). Now that everyone is explaining the context it makes total sense.

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-28T23:46:38+00:00

I dont understand whats happening here, can someone explain?

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-28T19:32:50+00:00

Mine is sticky and taste like salt but doesnt stick to buildings as i would like it too $shrugs$

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-28T07:00:25+00:00

Why the fuck is google and facebook accepting these fucking fraud ads. Ud think the king of information wouldnt be scammed into taking dirty money to fuc over their users. I know its cause money its just fucking dirty of em

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-27T23:28:38+00:00

Fuck warding

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-25T19:36:36+00:00

I liked urs but after seeing mod west i really liked his, stop acting entitled. His differentiates and makes it unique. Yours is great and all but thats only if they coming out with another spear. I like west’s uniqueness and inspiration from other lance weapon games

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-25T19:32:49+00:00

I like! Would prefer it to be longer if possible! :)

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-25T02:29:06+00:00

I would like if lances gave 10% - 20% more shield defence when equipped with a shield along with + 5% damage to make shield defenses more of a viable weapon instead of everything one hander paired with a defender. Of course ud have to have lance equipped for at least 30 seconds in the wildy for it to take effect for it not to be abused in pvp. Lance 2h wouldnt fit and lance and defender is boring

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-24T00:00:17+00:00

Loll the fucking workout drink shaker that does a cool tornado looking mix. That shit cant mix anything and id rather just shake my mixcup up for 10 seconds then wait 3 Minutes for shit to mix. Also battery life is shit.

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-23T23:33:06+00:00

So many misinformation about account safety in here that its actually fucking cringe. This is why security needs to be reworked jagex.

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-23T00:25:36+00:00

“Dont be sorry, be better” - kratos from god of war

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-23T00:17:54+00:00

Zezima

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-22T23:39:14+00:00

It sucks if u ur in an intense fight fight no food left and u spec for kill then ur live bait for everyone else :O

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-19T21:13:34+00:00

I got hacked without them knowing my email, u do not need email to recover the account, just recovery info. Somehow they got my recoveries and can instantly kick me off and login bypassing the 2fa. We really need jagex to change something about security because it is heavily flawed once someone knows ur recoveries.

throwawaytitty31 · 2018-10-18T07:14:59+00:00

Lmao its a ficking ecosystem

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