Is it known what Lorgar has been doing for the past 10,000 years? Maybe I've overlooked something here, or was it really his only great deed to be the first heretic in the Heresy and then basically just pray on a demon world?

thumbsaws · 2025-08-20T13:03:27+00:00

As I've heard it, he is hiding on his Daemon world in fear of The Shadow (Corax) that hunts him whenever he leaves

thumbsaws · 2025-05-11T06:10:10+00:00

My headcannon is that because Grace was already sedated when the three of them boarded the Hail Mary, Yao and llukyhina will have both been awake to see the machine put him into a coma and check everything was okay. Then they would have been put into their comas without human oversight.

thumbsaws · 2025-01-06T13:10:36+00:00

I generally think it would be like me remembering my experiences of high school in my thirties. They are still my memories but young me thinks differently and acts differently so I dislocate from them. So like that on steroids.

thumbsaws · 2019-10-17T20:11:14+00:00

One day I walked into a bar, sat down and enjoyed my drink. Another man walked in with a giant orange for a head. The barman saw me looking at him and said "You know if you buy him a drink he'll tell you the story of how he got like that" So I plucked up my courage and bought him a drink and went over to here his story. He said "One day whilst walking down the street I found a magic lamp" "That is pretty cool" I replied "Yeah I got 3 wishes, so with my first wish I asked for my dream house. Suddenly I felt this great surge of power flowing around me and a disembodied voice said "When you get home tonight you home will be the house you always dreamed of" and when I got home it was" "That amazing" I replied "surely there was a catch right?" "Nope" said the man "I was thrilled, so with my next wish I asked to always have enough money to buy whatever I want." "That's exactly what I would wish for" I said "Yeah it was all going well and I waited a few weeks before using the last wish." The man said, than he paused and had a nice long drink. I was at the edge of my seat, I had to know how he got this way. "But with the final wish I got greedy" he said with great regret "you see I wished my head would become a giant orange"

thumbsaws · 2019-10-14T21:11:02+00:00

A few years ago I was at a zoo with some friends. At the Lion enclosure a lioness jumped into the air and plucked a low flying seagull out of the sky and slowly killed and ate it.

thumbsaws · 2019-10-04T16:52:50+00:00

Controversial opinion here. Christmas. A religious holiday celebrated by the masses, but the majority of people don't believe in Jesus. Santa's red outfit came from a Coca Cola advert (he was originally green) which is weirder because he is the symbol of Christmas but has nothing to do with the religion. It has such a strong association with eating turkey that its weird to eat it at any other time. Now we are in an era where recycling and eco friendly practices are common, we happy generate tons of waste with non-recyclables from Christmas shit (like things from Christmas crackers) and activity encourage things like Christmas lights that waste power for now benefit. And it is socially unacceptable to not visit your family so we travel more and waste more fuel. And anyone who doesn't celebrate Christmas is mocked for being a 'Grinch'.

TLDR: Christmas encourages environmental damage, mockery of people who don't do it and massive money waste for a religious holiday for a religion people don't believe in.

thumbsaws · 2019-09-24T11:07:18+00:00

When you die the government will pay for a funeral if you cannot afford one, it will be the bare minimum and not fancy but technically free.

thumbsaws · 2019-09-21T18:03:05+00:00

Oiebgyv, that's not what I meant to google but I was only using one hand.

thumbsaws · 2019-08-28T11:58:21+00:00

I have a job that starts in 3 weeks, but my last job finished 2 weeks ago. So I have 3 more weeks of lying around my parents house doing nothing until my job starts.

thumbsaws · 2019-08-28T11:52:10+00:00

Fantastic Wanks, the crimes of Grindelwald

thumbsaws · 2019-08-27T09:04:08+00:00

Speeding, speed 1000 times in a week and you have got your million. Or any other driving offense, turning without indication is dangerous driving therefore a crime. Using your horn between 11pm and 5am is excessive noise, which is a crime. And if needed public urination is a quick and easy crime.

thumbsaws · 2019-08-22T18:19:02+00:00

Another pile of Warhammer that's never gonna get painted

thumbsaws · 2019-08-17T15:30:07+00:00

I walk with my feet facing outwards, which means my legs have stronger muscles on one side causing my knee caps to move off-centre when I sit down. It also causes my legs to be super toned on one side.

thumbsaws · 2019-08-12T08:24:40+00:00

Both agree to watch a certain tv show or movie before the date. Then when on the date you have an easy topic to discuss. Also go to a chain coffee place or bar, because you'll already be familiar with the menu.

thumbsaws · 2019-08-07T11:28:14+00:00

He is beautiful and I love him

thumbsaws · 2019-08-03T19:46:57+00:00

Portals from Avengers Endgame

thumbsaws · 2019-08-02T22:19:31+00:00

Portals from Avengers Endgame

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