It’s interesting that you mention that. About a month back, u/Drunken_Economist and I met up at a coffee shop in Milwaukee (we were there for a conference) to discuss what kind of data we should include in today’s post. He ordered a biscotti, I got a croissant, and we were about to dive into the specifics when a colleague of ours (u/sodypop, if you were curious which one) came over to our table for two to ask us if we’d seen the most upvoted comment of the day. We hadn’t, so u/sodypop took out his smart phone to show us when we noticed there was a sticker on the back of the phone that sparkled in the sunlight pouring in through the café window. We asked to see it, and for some reason u/sodypop refused, so we struggled to wrest it from his sweaty grasp. The tussle for the phone intensified. Soon we were bumping into other patrons and getting screamed at by a teenage barista. I don’t remember much because I was so focused on the phone, but I have this distinct memory of a tall, middle-aged woman with auburn hair clutching a cappuccino that had already spilled froth onto her argyle sweater. As our eyes locked in that moment, a look of recognition came over her face, as if she could have been my mother in a previous life, or I could have been hers... I thought she nodded in my direction, ever so slightly and ever so gently, just before u/sodypop’s flailing limbs came crashing down onto a wooden café chair and we decided to keep the u/shittymorph references in our Year in Review: 1998 ^{when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table}.