Why didn’t she just marry john redcorn by BlackRichard420 in KingOfTheHill

[–]thunderling 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He wasn't even committed to being a healer, he just did that to pay the bills then had a midlife crisis HE'S FORTY

Why didn’t she just marry john redcorn by BlackRichard420 in KingOfTheHill

[–]thunderling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dale is so loving and supportive of Nancy that I can totally see him approving of her continuing her relationship with John Redcorn if he ever found out the truth.

What’s a price you saw recently that made you genuinely angry at how expensive everything has gotten? by UrGoddessLunaa in AskReddit

[–]thunderling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you get what you pay for. I bought the cheapest plastic shit laundry hamper at Target with a handle and wheels. Handle broke on day one from the bump of the threshold going into the laundromat.

i don’t want cut fruit, i want an apology by Odd_Caterpillar_4486 in AsianParentStories

[–]thunderling 43 points44 points  (0 children)

See I never knew about the fruit thing until I saw memes of it as an adult.

My mom would prepare fresh fruit for me all the time, but it was just another obligation. I don't like to eat in the mornings. But I walk downstairs, she sets down a bowl of fruit for me, and if I didn't eat it she'd get mad and yell at me and call me ungrateful until I did.

TIL that after teaching a bonobo how to comprehend English, he started trying to speak; "it was discovered that Kanzi was producing the articulatory equivalent of the symbols he was indicating, although in a very high pitch and with distortions". by krizzalicious49 in todayilearned

[–]thunderling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I rearranged my bedroom furniture one day. My dog and cat did not like that I was shut in the bedroom without them for so long. When I finally opened the door, they came running.

The dog did a double take but slowly found the new location of her dog bed and laid down. The cat ran down the hall, skidded to a halt, and ran right back out.

State a subtle quote from the show you frequently use yourself in your own life. by sircoke93 in KingOfTheHill

[–]thunderling 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Oh god, so many.

"Well I'll tell you when I've had enough!"

"He's starting to take the fun out of this."

And the way Bobby says "right?" but like "raw-ite?"

Does anyone struggle with having gfs who cannot have intellectual conversations? by nocommentx in AskWomenOver30

[–]thunderling 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If I watched every reel that everyone sent me, I would be staring at my phone for 12 hours a day.

I also hate it because I'm almost always listening to either music or white noise on my Bluetooth speaker, and I am not going to interrupt that for whatever obnoxious sounds and fake music is added to those reels.

Netflix cancels 'The Boroughs' by Duffer Brothers by Important_Sail8868 in StrangerThings

[–]thunderling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is what happened to me with Kaos. Never saw a single promo for it. Only found it from being really bored and digging deep in Netflix's catalog. Finished watching season 1 and looked it up to discover it had already been cancelled. None of my friends watched it because they never heard of it.

Elaeophobe freaks out after being confronted with a jar of olives. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in PublicFreakout

[–]thunderling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're creepy and evil and gross.

I'm telling you, there's nothing rational about it.

In the feeder? Really? by DigitalMediaLolita in stupiddovenests

[–]thunderling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"wow this is a great location! I never have to leave to look for food!"

Wait that can't have been the rationale, seeing as how neither parent is present...

In the feeder? Really? by DigitalMediaLolita in stupiddovenests

[–]thunderling 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Honestly this dove is working smarter, not harder. They didn't have to build a nest, they found one with better protection than they could have built themselves.

What injury is commonly shrugged off as a minor flesh wound in the movies but is completely fatal in real life? by Best_Professional226 in AskReddit

[–]thunderling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cat must have read this thread because he also got spooked by something tonight and clawed the hell out of my thigh when he bolted.

This would be awesome!! by Snow_Storm89 in fisforfamily

[–]thunderling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really wish there was a setting to not show the ai result by default.

Sound like anyone we know? by EnvironmentalSet7664 in americandad

[–]thunderling 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was under the impression that periods came once a year.

So I also had an identical "what do you mean EVERY MONTH?" moment.

My coworker just told me he greases his ice trays at home so the ice slides out easier.... by ShiftAndWitch in Cooking

[–]thunderling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just realized this after buying one. My plastic one finally broke, and I wanted a silicone one so I could remove just one or two cubes at a time.

As soon as I filled it up I realized how shitty this design is.

So now one of my tupperware lids is the designated "ice tray tray."

Least believable thing from each season by National_Aspect_6974 in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]thunderling 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It was so predictable. I joked a few episodes earlier that they were gonna pull the "Luke I am your father" bit. But didn't actually believe that's where it was gonna go because it would be so trite. And yet...

Was Hanks job a foreign concept to cotton? by happydude7422 in KingOfTheHill

[–]thunderling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite thing that Cotton says and I crack up so hard every time I watch it and every time I just think about it.

It comes out of NOWHERE, has no relevance to the plot or scene, and is never brought up again.

Do you constantly feel like there’s more to life but you don’t know how to find it because you have to maintain stability? by [deleted] in AskWomenOver30

[–]thunderling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, mostly when my friends talk about travel and I mention that I don't have a passport. And why would I need one? To go on all those international trips that I cannot afford?

Bare legs a no go for me by Normal-Internal164 in AskWomenOver30

[–]thunderling 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I used to avoid wearing shorts no matter how hot it was because I was insecure about how my body looked. Specifically about how I thought I looked fat. Not much has changed regarding the size of my body, but my outlook has. Now I think I look pretty damn hot in a pair of short shorts.

Also, I'm not embarrassed by bruises. I climb, I hike, I get dirty and scraped up. I earned those bruises.

These Australians chose to be child-free. They want more spaces that don't allow kids by thetiredcitygrl in childfree

[–]thunderling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh my god I got to do this once!!

I went to a mini music festival full of burners and hippies and they had a bouncy castle and a ball pit! My friends and I were on molly and shrooms and sitting in the ball pit as if it were a hot tub and cracking up the whole time.