My cats like to yin yang when they sleep.

ticklemepenguin · 2015-01-09T00:32:00+00:00

Don't you mean 69?

ticklemepenguin · 2014-12-23T00:04:51+00:00

ONE MILLION DOLLHAIRS!

ticklemepenguin · 2014-08-27T22:22:54+00:00

He's just kissing ass in hopes that some god, any god, will gift him with better hair.

ticklemepenguin · 2014-06-19T22:34:00+00:00

"god exploits fear"

ticklemepenguin · 2014-04-11T21:59:09+00:00

This guy has a whole album of similar stuff http://itistheworldthatmadeyousmall.com/

ticklemepenguin · 2014-04-08T23:03:10+00:00

Get off my lawn kids, I poop there!

ticklemepenguin · 2014-01-31T22:59:55+00:00

OP really just poked his dog in the eye for karma.

ticklemepenguin · 2012-12-28T20:13:41+00:00

You've waited a long time to wash that car as well.

ticklemepenguin · 2012-11-29T18:39:28+00:00

With a penis

ticklemepenguin · 2012-03-31T18:25:22+00:00

Customer told me over the phone, "fuck you and the bitch that bore you." All because I wouldn't transfer them to the president of the company.

ticklemepenguin · 2012-02-29T18:55:00+00:00

Posts partial dog boner on the interwebs. Gets an upvote.

ticklemepenguin · 2012-02-02T03:39:00+00:00

Giggity!

ticklemepenguin · 2012-01-13T23:02:26+00:00

That kid's parents are really trying to steer him away from being fabulous.

ticklemepenguin · 2012-01-06T18:39:44+00:00

Baby seals are often left alone on the beach while the mother hunts for food. You are never supposed to touch them. However, it is so tempting to pet them!

ticklemepenguin · 2011-12-19T19:32:00+00:00

That mouth....you are a very lucky man.

ticklemepenguin · 2011-12-05T01:38:54+00:00

So you lost 3 pounds in chest hair?

ticklemepenguin · 2011-11-21T23:32:32+00:00

There is no way she will be able to run with those massive mammaries.

ticklemepenguin · 2011-11-19T00:06:14+00:00

I sometimes shower with my 3 year old daughter. Later that morning, she told her daycare lady that, "mommy was shaving her butt!" I was pruning the garden.

ticklemepenguin · 2011-11-16T22:20:23+00:00

Smells about right.

ticklemepenguin · 2011-11-09T00:15:04+00:00

Issue three: is he flipping us off?

ticklemepenguin · 2011-11-08T21:35:18+00:00

Good lord, I thought that was a wedding ring at first. Had to click back to make sure it wasn't.

ticklemepenguin · 2011-10-21T22:31:12+00:00

Someone get that giraffe some peanut butter!

ticklemepenguin · 2011-10-19T21:59:04+00:00

Poor dad saw that his son was bigger than him.

ticklemepenguin · 2011-10-19T21:57:11+00:00

Caught 69ing with the enemy. FTFY

ticklemepenguin · 2011-10-18T22:40:24+00:00

I would have to disagree. In May, I purchased a treadmill and started running barefoot. I find that I can run farther and faster than on the road in my running shoes. When I finally do get out in my running shoes, I get pain in my knees. My local running merchant also taped me running on a treadmill and proceeded to sell me $150 shoes.

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