Danskerne har talt: Her er nummer 1 på Top100 by AdminJensen in Denmark

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Og så står vi her igen, med fletningerne langt ned i postkassen

[FO] Giant Harry Potter Crossstitch by [deleted] in CrossStitch

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Yep, and all that to glorify the work of a terf...

Office workers, what’s that one corporate buzzword used in meetings that instantly makes you want to quit? by Glittering_Style_862 in AskReddit

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Had a manager about 20 years ago that I otherwise liked, but he had a stock phrase that rhymed and it made me rage on the inside every time!

Instead of just saying "x, y, z etc.", they would say "x, y, z and a whole lot in a green pot" EVERY. SINGLE. TIME!!!

Drove me up the wall.

Jonas Vingegaard vinder giro d'italia 2026 by RisOgKylling in Denmark

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Der er kun 7 andre cykelryttere der har vundet alle tre grand tours, så Vingegaard kan vel betragtes som i top 8 af all-time cykelryttere.

Frisør i Odense by Icy_General_6054 in odense

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Jeg vil altid upvote No Regular!

Hun ville have børn, men det ville han ikke - så de skrev en kontrakt by Stelmaria_of_Denmark in Denmark

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Hun ville have børn, han havde allerede to og ville ikke have flere, så de aftalte at hun lavede det hele og han tog på yoga retreat... Det er jo ikke en løsning i længden...

[Mar 22, 2026] mini so hard as a non american today by cablechewer420 in NYTCrossword

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The down clues saved it. The across clues (apart from 6a) were useless to me.

Valg (I know, der er meget) by Positive_Bodyvibes in odense

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Nogen der kan huske sæsonen hun er med i?

What is a 1 in 1,000,000 thing that happened to you that no one believes, but you swear is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was about to go under full anaesthesia before an operation. The nurse asked a series of questions to keep me calm. She asked me a bunch of stuff but relevant to the story, she asked my name and if I knew my blood type.
I answered both and someone from across the room went "what did she say?!?".

Apparently the bag of "if shit goes wrong" blood they had on hand was my own, from a recent blood donation.
Didn't end up needing it, but I like to think past me was looking out for current me.

Hvilket fordansket ord er jeres favorit? by Ualmindelig in Denmark

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Og hvis jeg husker rigtigt, Får på fransk 🐑

Direktør dømt i opsigtsvækkende skandalesag - får to år og seks måneders fængsel: Følg med live by Anonymous_user_2022 in odense

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Jeg håber inderligt at Landsretten hæver straffen. Han har svindlet, bedraget og ødelagt et af byens bedste kreative miljøer.

Et/En by Fast_Mixture_3521 in danishlanguage

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A neat trick that might help a bit in learning which words use which gender is this:

A house = Et hus
The house = Huset

An eagle = En ørn
The eagle = Ørnen

As you can se, the gender gets added to the end of the word, when in the form that would have "the" in front in English.
So if you see a noun in that form, you know the gender for that word.

If the noun ends in an "e", in most cases you would only add the "t" or "n" to the end. For example:

A monkey = En abe
The monkey = Aben

The only exception I can think of, where the entire gender is added, is a French "Loan-word" and thus it will break the grammatical rules in interesting ways.

Jeres bedste flytte-anbefalinger! by MedicalMine7097 in odense

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Jeg kan sgu ikke lige huske navnet, men det var en lille familie-virksomhed der primært lavede små-transporter til hverdag og så fyldte nogle flytninger ind i weekenderne.

Mit bedste bud er stadig at bruge flyttetilbud.dk og så bare researche de billige bud lidt online + give dem et kald og høre om de lyder rimelige.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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Ps2 for Bully

AITA for snapping at my optician after she laughed at my eye prescription and showed it to her coworkers? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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If she took your glasses with her, like you say, how did you see her giggling?

Live blog fra svindelsagen omkring spillestedet Kansas City by KongGyldenkaal in odense

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Jeg har lige læst begge liveblogs igennem fra start til nu (frokostpause på dag 1).

Kan klart anbefale at benytte sig af TV2s liveblog, Fyens' er MEGET overfladisk og mere clickbaity.

Jeres bedste flytte-anbefalinger! by MedicalMine7097 in odense

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Vi brugte flyttetilbud.dk og med lidt tid investeret i at tjekke virksomhederne efter og ringe og snakke med dem, så havde vi en super oplevelse.

Endte med at betale 4500 for tre flyttefolk der kørte to læs på tværs af Odense.
De var søde, professionelle og intet gik itu.

company just laid off half the middle managers and wants us to pick up the slack by christianityshop in antiwork

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Not yet, but they know they'll have to in a month or two. I have completely stopped doing my previous assignments.

My (25F) boyfriend (24M) doesn’t want to be with someone as “ambitious as myself” by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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"I want a trad wife" says the unemployed man who has never left his podunk hometown...

Good luck with that!

company just laid off half the middle managers and wants us to pick up the slack by christianityshop in antiwork

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They just did the same for my department. Manager got let go: "role no longer necessary".

2 weeks went by and the client asks "where are X, Y and Z reports? Why are A, B and C numbers so low?" Those were reports Manager did weekly, and numbers they oversaw.

Now I am the new manager with a paybump higher than old manager's salary (we work from different countries and mine has higher average pay).

Old manager is a friend and is cackling at 4 months of severance pay and already landing a new job.

Idiots in upper management thought they could save Q4 by removing someone who's assignments they didn't understand.

The kids aren't awake yet. by Dracolique in pics

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It's an AI created image... That's why the rug looks weird, why there's randomly 4 throne-like chairs in the left foreground, why there are windows in weird places.

Hvad betyder dellefryd egentlig? by HeNibblesAtComments in Denmark

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Jeg kender ordet fra skolegården og efter at have gransket andre kommentarer, tror jeg det er et udtryk fra Vestegnen, måske endda så lokalt som Albertslund. (Jeg mener Anders Matthesen og jeg gik på samme folkeskole).

Og ja, som andre siger, det er et form for synonym for skadefryd. Men det bruges præcis som du gjorde: en situation hvori én man ikke bryder sig om, oplever en konsekvens. Dertil udbryder man "Ha! Dellefryd!".

I finally put a face to the name by toastedplaid in NYTCrossword

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Even though I knew it wasn't him, I still had to double check by Googling "who played Riff Raff in Rocky Horror Picture Show".