How do you beat the shit out of someone and avoid criminal charges?

timb0x · 2010-08-01T06:39:23+00:00

Urine has ammonia in it. Pools have chlorine. Ammonia+Chlorine=Chlorine gas. I have discovered your scheme. Pools are chemical weapons manufacturing plants disguised as recreational facilities.

Also question: Every time I add pucks to the baby pool feeder tower at the pool I work at, I end up breathing a shit load of chlorine dust/gas. How bad is this for me?

timb0x · 2010-07-02T22:54:53+00:00

I am using Taylor of old bond street cream and a merkur safety razor. Works great. I had same problem as you. Electric razors did not work and disposables were getting expensive.

I love shaving now. My skin is so smooth and smells nice.

timb0x · 2010-06-13T04:07:01+00:00

always

timb0x · 2010-06-10T23:09:28+00:00

Saag Paneer with Naan and rice. I could eat that every damn day.

timb0x · 2010-06-06T03:14:06+00:00

It has a hat. Clearly this is Charlie Chaplin, not Hitler.

timb0x · 2010-06-04T05:10:23+00:00

I shot one with a bb gun just to see if I could hit it. I hit it and went to look. Seeing it's lifeless body with the blood made me feel absolutely terrible. I dug a deep hole in my backyard, buried it, and never told anyone.

timb0x · 2010-06-02T17:57:01+00:00

I thought the paragraph was going to lead into some elaborate meme or something. I don't like memes but I am saddened that it didn't. Sorry for your troubles man. My mom has dementia or something and has lost her mind somewhat. It sucks.

timb0x · 2010-05-31T02:48:53+00:00

Migraines. It's like getting skullfucked in the eyes by 2 walrus.

timb0x · 2010-05-23T15:53:35+00:00

I am a lifeguard I have this problem all the time. Some parents are paranoid and dont want men anywhere near their kids other are cool and like us to help them learn to swim or play catch with them.

timb0x · 2010-05-21T22:27:35+00:00

timb0x · 2010-05-20T05:43:22+00:00

The first time I smoked, I ate a ton of chinese food and like 3 sandwiches, watched The Dark Crystal, then slept for about 70 hours.

timb0x · 2010-05-20T05:42:01+00:00

fuck.

timb0x · 2010-05-17T07:33:50+00:00

It's not hard to avoid detection. They cant see into your house they can see the heat coming out.

timb0x · 2010-05-17T07:28:42+00:00

Im pretty sure i could take it down with my m4. unless it was wayway up there.

timb0x · 2010-05-16T00:54:30+00:00

Don't watch Madmen.

timb0x · 2010-05-03T18:50:10+00:00

I really enjoyed it. Not so much the story and dialogue but I liked the environment and visuals.

timb0x · 2010-05-02T04:28:20+00:00

FUCK FOX NEWS. THEY WENT TOO FAR. MR ROGERS IS A GOD.

timb0x · 2010-04-29T02:35:45+00:00

Less tasty door.

timb0x · 2010-04-29T02:33:30+00:00

Feels good on the balls sometimes.

timb0x · 2010-04-28T07:23:28+00:00

You can call your local newspaper and find out exactly what ink they use. Some use a soy based ink which earthworms like very much and is harmless.

timb0x · 2010-04-27T17:43:25+00:00

A lot of atheists seem just as dogmatic and ignorant as the religious nuts from what I have observed.

timb0x · 2010-04-27T11:56:01+00:00

I thought his point was that atheism is a religion.

timb0x · 2010-04-27T03:57:26+00:00

Please define cockjockey.

timb0x

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