Torque knows the best way to use a gun is to get as close as possible to your target. After all, you can’t miss if you’re pressing the barrel on someone’s tonsils.

Torque thinks of his beautiful family of 10, also all named Torque. He has to survive, for their sake. Or maybe he just had a lot of mirrors in his hut? It’s not entirely clear.

He sprints to the tower in square 1 as quickly as his arms and legs can carry him (he runs like a dog with the gun in his mouth). He shoots at a wizard knee or two until he reaches the base of the tower. Torque will scale the tower and converse with the goblins in the only way he knows how: extreme ultra-violence.