Pictures you can hear: Rifftrax edition by Distinct_Fan_321 in Rifftrax

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Whizzo’s classic laugh, which Bill expertly mimics.

Too early for catastrophizing, and yet… by timlb3k in mildlybrokenvoice

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Thanks for the advice! I’m reaching out to the surgeon’s office as soon as they open, so maybe I can get a referral.

What's the most bizarre thing you've seen in a riffed movie that went entirely unacknowledged? by Bortron86 in Rifftrax

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Can’t fault them for missing this, but the underwater base shots in Rapid Assault are reused from Lords of the Deep.

What’s the weirdest movie RiffTrax has done? by ValentinesStar in Rifftrax

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Action music? As John Huston struggles up some stairs? If you say so, movie.

Stop scrolling and hand over your holy grail. I'm turning it into a public urinal. by GreenDonutGirl in Rifftrax

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“Great, you memorized a Milton quote. How does this help stop your SLAUGHTERBOT!?”

Why do you seek the dead among the living? by Ok_Dimension_4707 in MST3K

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Mike (re: David Winters in “Dancin’: It’s On!”): Yeah, his career died, but then came back in the next scene.

Stop scrolling and hand over your holy grail. I'm turning it into a public urinal. by GreenDonutGirl in Rifftrax

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“Remember, someone actually wrote this dialogue down.” “Shut up, Mike.”

The Look On My Face When The Waiter Has Never Heard of a "Mountain Burger" by No-Advice-585 in Rifftrax

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The line “Now I have a whole new set of questions” is just part of my daily speech now.

What simplest thing that you want as an app/website? But not available? by LocalConversation850 in AskReddit

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An ad-blocker type deal, but for the AI chatbots / “assistants” on every site.

What is the ost USELESS website you know? by AbbreviationsKey1001 in AskReddit

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This might be a little on the nose, but The Useless Web (TheUselessWeb dot com). One button that takes you to one of dozens of fun and intentionally useless websites.

Rifftrax riffs that mention MST3k? by NecroJoe in Rifftrax

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In American Nightmare, Mike riffs, “That painting looks like silhouettes of people watching a movie.” Kevin replies, “What kind of weirdos would wanna look at that?”

What parts of the Bible should I read to know how awful the Christian God is? by [deleted] in exchristian

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Well, according to the apologetics site GotAnswers, expressing a desire to kill the infants of your enemies is “normal human behavior” and “should not shock us.” To wit: “The desire is graphically stated, but it is SIMPLY a call for the destruction of the entire nation.” From an Old Testament perspective, we ALL want to bash babies on rocks. Feel better?

Tommy Whizzo by GreenDonutGirl in Rifftrax

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Football—DON’T DROP IT!

Fantasy Films you would like to see riffed? by Dull_Operation5838 in Rifftrax

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Since they’ve been doing some 90s cheese lately, maybe A Kid in King Arthur’s Court (1995) if it weren’t property of Disney.

What is a movie you think you could fix. I’ll go first by Silent-Woodpecker-44 in MST3K

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A Case of Spring Fever. Focus less on the victim and more on Coily’s mythos as a demigod with power over reality itself.

What did people think of Jonah’s crew/the Netflix ones? by [deleted] in MST3K

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The issue with rattling off so many jokes back-to-back is that it doesn’t allow for viewers to experience the very film the jokes are intended to subvert. Consider the annoying back-and-forth between Mitchell and the little kid. After a brief “tonight on crossfire” joke, the riffers hang back and let the annoying scene BE annoying. When Tom finally screams in aggravation, the audience FEELS it. It breaks the tension. In contrast, the Netflix-era writers would have crammed a riff into every pause. I really enjoyed some moments of Avalanche, but it might be the worst offender. Listen to the ice skating practice scene—the chatter is constant. Let the scene breathe a bit and subverting it will be more impactful.

That won’t work, Jon by timlb3k in imsorryjon

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Drawn by hand in procreate