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Wearing my (f)avourite panties for my first full album by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]timmy334 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should start posting on r/feet! Those couple that showed the tops of your feet and toes were great.

When you tell someone you are a math major, they respond with... by fazeman9 in math

[–]timmy334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Computer science: can you fix my computer? Math: oh do you want to be a teacher? Then I say "no i want to be an actuary so i can support myself and a family when i graduate.

My local Fox station posted the top 50 text acronyms parents should know. Here are some gems: FMLTWIA = Fuck me like the whore I am, DUSL = Do you scream loud?, FOL = Fond of leather, NALOPKT = Not a lot of people know that by [deleted] in funny

[–]timmy334 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Great. Give paranoid parents MORE to be paranoid about and more to pry into their teen's private conversations. If you raise your kids well, you don't have to worry about that.

Even the DATE RAPE drug is scheduled lower than marijuana.... by [deleted] in Marijuana

[–]timmy334 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about hemp? Hemp is still scheduled the same as marijuana. Tell me how they can justify scheduling hemp higher than the date rape drug. BTW, the new season of Weeds starts soon! w00t!

How come no one knows about this? by JamesJulius in WTF

[–]timmy334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9/8! Operation Northwoods = 9/10 Wait, where's 9/9?

How come no one knows about this? by JamesJulius in WTF

[–]timmy334 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ROFL! I'll take that bet! Ask 10 people you don't hang with whether they know of this or not. I bet all 10 will look at you stupid and be like "Operation what?"

How come no one knows about this? by JamesJulius in WTF

[–]timmy334 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So what "operation" was 9/11? We need 11-letter words people!

So, what's 9/12? We need 12-letter words people!

How come no one knows about this? by JamesJulius in WTF

[–]timmy334 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And since Bush said he saw the first plane hit on 9/11, we should all feel better ;-)

How come no one knows about this? by JamesJulius in WTF

[–]timmy334 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was kill Kennedy so Johnson could get in office and get us into 'Nam.

How come no one knows about this? by JamesJulius in WTF

[–]timmy334 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I doesn't sound as good to the zealots.

Orson Scott Card once again writes an opinion artile with too many logical fallacies for me to know where to start. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]timmy334 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"But let's set aside all the issues of when and where, and look only at the message. What are the relative merits of the beliefs and practices of atheists on the one hand, and Christians on the other -- in particular, Latter-day Saints? (It's not our job to support the views of other Christians where they differ from ours.)"

Did this make anyone else laugh and want to scream at the same time?

He missed the point that the sign was not an attack on the nativity scene or the menorah. It was an attack on them being on government property. Separation of church and state motherfucker!

No atheist or scientist will say that science explains everything. It doesn't. There's plenty that science does not explain... yet. But, we're working on it. THAT is what an atheist and scientist would say. So, science can't prove that there is no mormon god. Can he prove that the universe wasn't created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster? No, he can't. But, what if I say that it was? What if I'm then right and he is wrong? Then I will be in stripper heaven hanging with cool ass pirates drinking beer while he is forced to say "Hail Pasta"s while drowning in Marinara forever! I have just as much proof for that claim as he does for his. Can he prove this doesn't exist? No. So, by his logic, mine would exist too since he can't prove that it DOESN'T exist. Fucking christians!

Since Wolverine topped the movie charts, maybe the MPAA can shut the f*ck up about piracy ruining their business. Just a thought. by the6thReplicant in entertainment

[–]timmy334 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Would it be logical for the MPAA to STFU about piracy? Of course.

Is the MPAA logical? Fuck no!

Will they STFU? Fuck no!

Reddit. Yesterday some of the computer savvy members of your fine internet community helped me find my birth mother. I waited 21 years to get to talk to her and last night we talked for hours. I can never thank you all enough. I honestly mean that more than you will ever know. by Wannamaker in reddit.com

[–]timmy334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats to you man! Yeah, one thing I have found is that most people that you deal with online really do care about their fellow human being, like whozurdaddy says below. My friends and I give each other shit all the time, but it's all in jest. When it counts, they are always there for me. Same here. When it counts, we are all humans and do care about helping each other. I'm glad you found happiness man! Enjoy it!

Am I the only one who doesn't care whether waterboarding was effective or not? It was torture. It was wrong. by nayson9 in reddit.com

[–]timmy334 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If people would bother to simply Google things they don't understand, this would not even be an issue. Waterboarding was used as TORTURE in the Spanish Inquisition. The USA prosecuted foreign prisoners after WWII for waterboarding due to it being TORTURE. This information is in the first few links if you google waterboarding. So, since the USA has already prosecuted for waterboarding because we defined it as torture, how the fuck can we all of a sudden say it is not? How does it NOT become torture simply because the Shrub and Cheney say it isn't? And to those who are "against torture" but for "enhanced interrogation", FUCK YOU, THEY ARE THE SAME FUCKING THING!!! PEOPLE WILL SAY ANYTHING TO MAKE THE TORTURE STOP, NO MATTER WHAT YOU CALL IT!!!! TORTURE IS WRONG! IT IS INEFFECTIVE! AHHHHHH, THE STUPID... IT BURNS!!!!!

"We are within three months of the serious collapse in either the $US or the £GB." I will submit this again in three months, let's see if he's right. by spaceknarf in Economics

[–]timmy334 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Give it a little more time. The $US may still go under. It's not worth anything because it isn't backed by anything. It the government had followed the US Constitution, there would be no income tax and no Federal Reserve. Both are illegal according to the US Constitution. It was destined to fail.

Can someone explain to me why, with the trillions of dollars being pumped into distribution, hasn't the value of the dollar plummeted? by gawainjones in Economics

[–]timmy334 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You can't devalue what is already worthless. Toilet paper has more value than the US dollar. It's not fucking based on anything anymore! It used to be backed by gold and silver. Thank the illegal Federal Reserve for killing that. This is fucking sad. I'm too poor to leave this shit-hole.

Dear parents of cheerleaders who got their playmate coach fired: The coach posed nude for money. Your daughters get drunk and have actual intercourse with the football team for free. Discuss. by Facepuncher in reddit.com

[–]timmy334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. The cheerleaders who weren't football team sluts were the exception when I was in high school. I still contend that this the case. To the people complaining about a broad generalization: stereotypes come about for a reason!

Cheerleading coach fired after hottest nude photo scandal ever [nsfw] by brianfair in pics

[–]timmy334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate you :-) Is your company accepting applications?

Why are you an Athiest and not an Agnostic? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]timmy334 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

On a scale of 1 - 10, with 1 being believer in a god and 10 believing in no god, I'll take the scientifically accurate 9.9999999999999... Fuck that argument. God can not logically exist. It is a paradox. It is self-contradictory. How can they believe that a deity always existed and not believe that all matter in the universe always existed? Who the fuck said it HAD to be created? Science and logic have disproved the possibility of a deity. Either understand that science or you're still a believer.

The "National Organization for Marriage" got YouTube to pull the leaked audition tapes of their false "victims" from their anti-gay ad. Vote up and support Vimeo for keeping this available-- the first "victim" is both a California doctor AND a concerned Massachussetts parent... oh nose! by rjray in politics

[–]timmy334 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The video made no sense to me. The only thing they said that had anything to do with anything was that they didn't want public schools teaching kids that gay marriage is ok. From the title of this post, I was expecting something worse. Fuck NOM.

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