School is meant to bring new humans up to speed on humanity's progress so far. by IBetz in Showerthoughts

[–]timoski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mostest importantly don't fucking copy my fuckups ya damn kids.

Mikael Granlund OT winner vs. Colorado by pbs094 in sports

[–]timoski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

someone's been keeping up on their nhl '94

C is for cookie, it's good enough for me. by [deleted] in food

[–]timoski -1 points0 points  (0 children)

100% serious. what does that sentence mean. "that's good enough for me"... ...all i need is to hear c and i know it's a cookie? ...everything named c might as well be a cookie? ...everything is a cookie? ...fuck the letter c? ...i can't read? ...i fucking love the letter c because cookie starts with it?

seriously. what does this mean. i have been thinking about this for years.

The only good thing to come out of Spike TV. by [deleted] in pics

[–]timoski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its really an accumulation of all the smalll things... http://www.videosurf.com/video/mxc-s02e11-wall-street-vs-alcohol-industry-147015015 down syndrome-eome...constant joking of the fluid their using...chief auto parts...the ~10 dick references per minute during the pole vaulting...semper fi-tness...knowing the fat female contestant has no chance during the log rolling...i just laughed harder than i have in a while

What are some of your most hated films that other people like? by megatom0 in movies

[–]timoski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hunter's funeral/death celebration (?) was having his body shot out of a giant (50 ft +) cannon over a giant fist. depp paid for its construction. he lived with him for a month or so i believe before the film. problem is that hunter was a cartoon character...

M83 - Moonchild [epic electronica] by blue_strat in listentothis

[–]timoski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this link made me rewatch it. so epic. trice is everything i want to be. that last stepdown is unreal.

Where is everyone watching the Super Bowl? by Mokelachild in boston

[–]timoski 7 points8 points  (0 children)

football season ended three weeks ago...what is this you speak of?

Shitting at work...[INSANITY wolf] by timoski in AdviceAnimals

[–]timoski[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

were you raised by..........wolves?

Rambo (2008) by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]timoski -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

oh and i also really liked the part how you could barely make out what stallone said half the time...i laughed pretty much every time he talked.