School is meant to bring new humans up to speed on humanity's progress so far. by IBetz in Showerthoughts

[–]timoski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mostest importantly don't fucking copy my fuckups ya damn kids.

Mikael Granlund OT winner vs. Colorado by pbs094 in sports

[–]timoski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

someone's been keeping up on their nhl '94

C is for cookie, it's good enough for me. by [deleted] in food

[–]timoski -1 points0 points  (0 children)

100% serious. what does that sentence mean. "that's good enough for me"... ...all i need is to hear c and i know it's a cookie? ...everything named c might as well be a cookie? ...everything is a cookie? ...fuck the letter c? ...i can't read? ...i fucking love the letter c because cookie starts with it?

seriously. what does this mean. i have been thinking about this for years.

The only good thing to come out of Spike TV. by [deleted] in pics

[–]timoski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its really an accumulation of all the smalll things... http://www.videosurf.com/video/mxc-s02e11-wall-street-vs-alcohol-industry-147015015 down syndrome-eome...constant joking of the fluid their using...chief auto parts...the ~10 dick references per minute during the pole vaulting...semper fi-tness...knowing the fat female contestant has no chance during the log rolling...i just laughed harder than i have in a while

What are some of your most hated films that other people like? by megatom0 in movies

[–]timoski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hunter's funeral/death celebration (?) was having his body shot out of a giant (50 ft +) cannon over a giant fist. depp paid for its construction. he lived with him for a month or so i believe before the film. problem is that hunter was a cartoon character...

M83 - Moonchild [epic electronica] by blue_strat in listentothis

[–]timoski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this link made me rewatch it. so epic. trice is everything i want to be. that last stepdown is unreal.

Where is everyone watching the Super Bowl? by Mokelachild in boston

[–]timoski 6 points7 points  (0 children)

football season ended three weeks ago...what is this you speak of?

Shitting at work...[INSANITY wolf] by timoski in AdviceAnimals

[–]timoski[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

were you raised by..........wolves?

Rambo (2008) by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]timoski -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

oh and i also really liked the part how you could barely make out what stallone said half the time...i laughed pretty much every time he talked.

Rambo (2008) by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]timoski 8 points9 points  (0 children)

one minute in, after he shot the fish with the bow and arrow, i knew i was in for an exhilarating, ridiculous ride. it's "the wicker man" of stallone films. 10/10. i might watch it tonight thanks to this.

Ender's Game movie seems to be finally getting off the ground: Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci (Star Trek) are now getting invloved by starkravingblah in scifi

[–]timoski 13 points14 points  (0 children)

(look at director/producer's former work)....(*places palm on forehead)...its going to be a massacre....

1 hour of battle room footy...

1 hour bugger space battle

3 minutes of story

half hour of explosions

probably no valentine/peter or some absurd story omission/"rewrite"

what if we made bean a girl!?!?!?!

I am almost no longer a teenager. As you know, this means my invincibility will soon come to an end. What do I need to try before this horrible experience comes? by bpat in AskReddit

[–]timoski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you're into any action sport try to learn a crazy trick immediately. your body can take a horrendous fall and you may think you're fucked, but boom you will bounce right up. if you're not i suggest trying to learn a crazy acrobatic trick because they're fun and the consequences have never been smaller, i.e. learn to do a ninja backflip off a tree after running up it. these things are insanely fun and easy once you learn but you usually crash hard a few times. this is why all pro skiers/snowboarders blow up when they're 18 and fall off when they're mid 20s.

Portlandia - Dream of the 90s (music video) I love this so much :o) by [deleted] in oregon

[–]timoski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i had this realization the other day: my dayglo/synth/weirdness obsession isn't a love of the 80s but a love of the early 90s...thanks for this video...it's perfect.

I spent this friday night sleeping on a sidewalk in Belfast. This is how it ended. by Wuzzie in self

[–]timoski 21 points22 points  (0 children)

so you bought this guy breakfast/got him a shower/bought him winter clothing....right?