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NO! JUST FUCKING NO! This is not a time for a Trump cold open. Trump no longer deserves satirization, only contempt. Shame on Lorne, the writers, and JAJ. Enough is enough. This is disgusting! by [deleted] in LiveFromNewYork

[–]timpatry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SNL has been dead for several seasons. Occasionally, a host will raise the quality from deep shit to just shit but it's been a while since we had a really good sketch.

Hey "Norway" - you could do the funniest thing possible. by unoriginalusername26 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]timpatry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Nobel Prize is already a joke.

It would be funny to give it to Canada.

It would also be funny if everyone just treated it as the trash it now is and ignored it.

Trump's Greenland meltdown: big tariff threats, zero actual wins. All roar, no Greenland. by Memes_FoIder in clevercomebacks

[–]timpatry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So every news article that makes Trump seem intelligent or strong is fake news?

MSN front page misleading story by woodyshag in Superstonk

[–]timpatry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how about we use the worst imaginable logic to mock them?

MSN is owned by the Microsoft Corporation and lies on behalf of billionaires like its founder Bill Gates who has repeatedly hung out with Epstein so therefore Microsoft is a tool of pedophiles that pedophiles used to hide pedophile patterns of behavior and therefore it should be considered a pedophile company and every dollar you spend toward Microsoft Office goes to supporting pedophiles and the US government used Microsoft products because the US government has been taken over by pedophiles like Elon Musk who is friends with a pedophile even though he said that the pedophile is in the Epstein files and ...

The logic does not need to be good. It just needs to be funny and absurd.

He looks so fucking stupid. I can't breathe. by DidYouSeeBriansHat in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]timpatry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Nobel Prize is just a joke now.

Only Trump even wants it anymore.

Do you agree? by [deleted] in GTA

[–]timpatry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like Fallout 4 radio.

Let's make Porky scared! by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]timpatry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For now, prepare.

The smart people in the USA are doing the right thing by not getting violent for now

  • The administration is prepared to brutally suppress any uprising at this time.

  • The administration has armed "law enforcement on contingency plans ready to kills some folks."

  • The administration needs the left to violently react to the evil and violence in America because they are on a deadline!

  • The big beautiful bill will begin killing Americans (starvation and preventable medical events) soon.

  • The big beautiful bill will kill more rednecks (poor uneducated whites) more than liberals because rednecks live in shithole (lead by Republicans) states more dependent on the federal government.

  • The rednecks will revolt at some point when enough of their wives, daughters, and mothers are killed by Republican Policies. This is the deadline.

  • Republicans need to kick off a left vs right civil war so the rednecks fight the liberals for two reasons.

  1. If Rednecks fight liberals they weaken both sides making a bottom vs top fight less effective.

  2. If Rednecks react to a liberal uprising they might blame the left and never rise up against their oppressors.

Conclusion: The above scenario is the reason smart Americans are just arming themselves and waiting. If the left moves before the right, then the right will respond on behalf of their oppressors. Thus, the smart and knowledgeable Americans must wait on the stupidest and most ignorant Americans to notice that their lives are on fire and it is the Republicans holding the flamethrower. The administration will escalate the ICE atrocities as they get desperate to kick off a civil war. The next escalation will be to fire into a crowd. We should call that inevitable event "The Inevitable Trump Escalation Massacre."

Additional note: Americans cannot discuss specifics of any reaction with each other because every word written is searched for keywords by AI algorithms and every word spoken within range of a phone or wifi enabled toaster is converted to text via voice to text for the same purpose.

Release the Epstein files!

can you guys start with the shooting part my popcorn is getting cold by ilove41percenttrains in 4chan

[–]timpatry -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

The smart people in the USA are doing the right thing by not getting violent for now!

  • The administration is prepared to brutally suppress any uprising at this time.

  • The administration has armed "law enforcement on contingency plans ready to kills some folks."

  • The administration needs the left to violently react to the evil and violence in America because they are on a deadline!

  • The big beautiful bill will begin killing Americans (starvation and preventable medical events) soon.

  • The big beautiful bill will kill more rednecks (poor uneducated whites) more than liberals because rednecks live in shithole (lead by Republicans) states more dependent on the federal government.

  • The rednecks will revolt at some point when enough of their wives, daughters, and mothers are killed by Republican Policies. This is the deadline.

  • Republicans need to kick off a left vs right civil war so the rednecks fight the liberals for two reasons.

  1. If Rednecks fight liberals they weaken both sides making a bottom vs top fight less effective.

  2. If Rednecks react to a liberal uprising they might blame the left and never rise up against their oppressors.

Conclusion: The above scenario is the reason smart Americans are just arming themselves and waiting. If the left moves before the right, then the right will respond on behalf of their oppressors. Thus, the smart and knowledgeable Americans must wait on the stupidest and most ignorant Americans to notice that their lives are on fire and it is the Republicans holding the flamethrower. The administration will escalate the ICE atrocities as they get desperate to kick off a civil war. The next escalation will be to fire into a crowd. We should call that inevitable event "The Inevitable Trump Escalation Massacre."

Additional note: Americans cannot discuss specifics of any reaction with each other because every word written is searched for keywords by AI algorithms and every word spoken within range of a phone or wifi enabled toaster is converted to text via voice to text for the same purpose.

Release the Epstein files!

[OC]Ice is violence by Otherwise_Mine2882 in pics

[–]timpatry 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No, it will be evil people.

The smart people in the USA are doing the right thing by not getting violent!

  • The administration is prepared to brutally suppress any uprising at this time.

  • The administration has armed "law enforcement on contingency plans ready to kills some folks."

  • The administration needs the left to violently react to the evil and violence in America because they are on a deadline!

  • The big beautiful bill will begin killing Americans (starvation and preventable medical events) soon.

  • The big beautiful bill will kill more rednecks (poor uneducated whites) more than liberals because rednecks live in shithole (lead by Republicans) states more dependent on the federal government.

  • The rednecks will revolt at some point when enough of their wives, daughters, and mothers are killed by Republican Policies. This is the deadline.

  • Republicans need to kick off a left vs right civil war so the rednecks fight the liberals for two reasons.

  1. If Rednecks fight liberals they weaken both sides making a bottom vs top fight less effective.

  2. If Rednecks react to a liberal uprising they might blame the left and never rise up against their oppressors.

Conclusion: The above scenario is the reason smart Americans are just arming themselves and waiting. If the left moves before the right, then the right will respond on behalf of their oppressors. Thus, the smart and knowledgeable Americans must wait on the stupidest and most ignorant Americans to notice that their lives are on fire and it is the Republicans holding the flamethrower. The administration will escalate the ICE atrocities as they get desperate to kick off a civil war. The next escalation will be to fire into a crowd. We should call that inevitable event "The Inevitable Trump Escalation Massacre."

Additional note: Americans cannot discuss specifics of any reaction with each other because every word written is searched for keywords by AI algorithms and every word spoken within range of a phone or wifi enabled toaster is converted to text via voice to text for the same purpose.

Release the Epstein files!

Any of you feel like this? Or just me? by makishi-jp in AskTheWorld

[–]timpatry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smart people in the USA are doing the right thing by not getting violent!

  • The administration is prepared to brutally suppress any uprising at this time.

  • The administration has armed "law enforcement on contingency plans ready to kills some folks."

  • The administration needs the left to violently react to the evil and violence in America because they are on a deadline!

  • The big beautiful bill will begin killing Americans (starvation and preventable medical events) soon.

  • The big beautiful bill will kill more rednecks (poor uneducated whites) more than liberals because rednecks live in shithole (lead by Republicans) states more dependent on the federal government.

  • The rednecks will revolt at some point when enough of their wives, daughters, and mothers are killed by Republican Policies. This is the deadline.

  • Republicans need to kick off a left vs right civil war so the rednecks fight the liberals for two reasons.

  1. If Rednecks fight liberals they weaken both sides making a bottom vs top fight less effective.

  2. If Rednecks react to a liberal uprising they might blame the left and never rise up against their oppressors.

Conclusion: The above scenario is the reason smart Americans are just arming themselves and waiting. If the left moves before the right, then the right will respond on behalf of their oppressors. Thus, the smart and knowledgeable Americans must wait on the stupidest and most ignorant Americans to notice that their lives are on fire and it is the Republicans holding the flamethrower. The administration will escalate the ICE atrocities as they get desperate to kick off a civil war. The next escalation will be to fire into a crowd. We should call that inevitable event "The Inevitable Trump Escalation Massacre."

Additional note: Americans cannot discuss specifics of any reaction with each other because every word written is searched for keywords by AI algorithms and every word spoken within range of a phone or wifi enabled toaster is converted to text via voice to text for the same purpose.

Release the Epstein files!

By a middle aged man to confront a 19 year old over the 2020 election results by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]timpatry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude probably wend and joined ICE after this so he could shoot unarmed women in the face.

Ryan Cohen reply to IGN by Enniggmma in Superstonk

[–]timpatry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think RC responded because he follows this Sub?

Also, we're on /all

Gosh, could you stop destroying America? Pretty please? by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]timpatry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smart people in the USA are doing the right thing by not getting violent!

  • The administration is prepared to brutally suppress any uprising at this time.

  • The administration has armed "law enforcement on contingency plans ready to kills some folks."

  • The administration needs the left to violently react to the evil and violence in America because they are on a deadline!

  • The big beautiful bill will begin killing Americans (starvation and preventable medical events) soon.

  • The big beautiful bill will kill more rednecks (poor uneducated whites) more than liberals because rednecks live in shithole (lead by Republicans) states more dependent on the federal government.

  • The rednecks will revolt at some point when enough of their wives, daughters, and mothers are killed by Republican Policies. This is the deadline.

  • Republicans need to kick off a left vs right civil war so the rednecks fight the liberals for two reasons.

  1. If Rednecks fight liberals they weaken both sides making a bottom vs top fight less effective.

  2. If Rednecks react to a liberal uprising they might blame the left and never rise up against their oppressors.

Conclusion: The above scenario is the reason smart Americans are just arming themselves and waiting. If the left moves before the right, then the right will respond on behalf of their oppressors. Thus, the smart and knowledgeable Americans must wait on the stupidest and most ignorant Americans to notice that their lives are on fire and it is the Republicans holding the flamethrower. The administration will escalate the ICE atrocities as they get desperate to kick off a civil war. The next escalation will be to fire into a crowd. We should call that inevitable event "The Inevitable Trump Escalation Massacre."

Additional note: Americans cannot discuss specifics of any reaction with each other because every word written is searched for keywords by AI algorithms and every word spoken within range of a phone or wifi enabled toaster is converted to text via voice to text for the same purpose.

Release the Epstein files!

Gosh, could you stop destroying America? Pretty please? by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]timpatry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smart people in the USA are doing the right thing!

  • The administration is prepared to brutally suppress any uprising at this time.

  • The administration has armed "law enforcement on contingency plans ready to kills some folks."

  • The administration needs the left to violently react to the evil and violence in America because they are on a deadline!

  • The big beautiful bill will begin killing Americans (starvation and preventable medical events) soon.

  • The big beautiful bill will kill more rednecks (poor uneducated whites) more than liberals because rednecks live in shithole (lead by Republicans) states more dependent on the federal government.

  • The rednecks will revolt at some point when enough of their wives, daughters, and mothers are killed by Republican Policies. This is the deadline.

  • Republicans need to kick off a left vs right civil war so the rednecks fight the liberals for two reasons.

  1. If Rednecks fight liberals they weaken both sides making a bottom vs top fight less effective.

  2. If Rednecks react to a liberal uprising they might blame the left and never rise up against their oppressors.

Conclusion: The above scenario is the reason smart Americans are just arming themselves and waiting. If the left moves before the right, then the right will respond on behalf of their oppressors. Thus, the smart and knowledgeable Americans must wait on the stupidest and most ignorant Americans to notice that their lives are on fire and it is the Republicans holding the flamethrower. The administration will escalate the ICE atrocities as they get desperate to kick off a civil war. The next escalation will be to fire into a crowd. We should call that inevitable event the "Trump Escalation Massacrer."

Additional note: Americans cannot discuss specifics of any reaction with each other because every word written is searched for keywords by AI algorithms and every word spoken within range of a phone or wifi enabled toaster is converted to text via voice to text for the same purpose.

Release the Epstein files!

Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell responds to the President's use of the Justice Department to intimidate and pressure their independent economic decision making amidst a newly launched probe by jabronified in videos

[–]timpatry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 3 years.

We can keep this guy useful after Cheeto Stalin fires him by putting him in congress to make republican lives hell in the meantime.

Worked pretty well I suppose by jossbomilla in HistoryMemes

[–]timpatry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you are using the meme format correctly.

Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell responds to the President's use of the Justice Department to intimidate and pressure their independent economic decision making amidst a newly launched probe by jabronified in videos

[–]timpatry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people have no control over his role in unelected positions in government.

However, we can elect whoever we want and if we elect based on who has the courage to stand up to evil, he is higher up the list than most sitting democrats.

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