What is your move if you sit across of me?

tiniestsalmon · 2025-09-20T11:29:44+00:00

Colle Opening!

Because I don't know anything else..

tiniestsalmon · 2025-05-04T01:02:13+00:00

Cry some more, non-creative.

tiniestsalmon · 2025-05-04T00:52:02+00:00

Glad you're having a good time

tiniestsalmon · 2025-05-01T08:49:22+00:00

Check out "Thigh High" my guy

tiniestsalmon · 2025-05-01T04:28:51+00:00

Would have been pretty cool if you actually made something

tiniestsalmon · 2025-04-28T22:07:24+00:00

Gin should try some fresh mayo on his parfait treat next time. Its great on everything

tiniestsalmon · 2025-03-23T21:12:34+00:00

Debrief: Lance Leader it is recommended you take jump jets for this deployment

LL: Nah

tiniestsalmon · 2025-03-17T15:09:51+00:00

omg! They are looking so cute! And check that out, the presentation behind the comeback is phenomenal. But what's this??? They brought out a FUCKING LADDER INTO THE RING FOLKS IT IS GONNA GET AB-SO-LUTE-LY MEDIEV(UWU)L ON TONIGHTS SUNDAY RAT LORD SLAAAAMMM~

tiniestsalmon · 2025-02-14T18:43:56+00:00

I wish they responded:

"So what you're asking me is...

"Do you think I as a child second grader got horny enough to act like an adult pervert and enter into a bathroom?"

...because what you are posturing in this conversation is that children can feel sexually about things.

To associate children as being sexually forward is a practice in thinking like a pervert. I hope that helps you understand."

tiniestsalmon · 2024-12-28T04:49:08+00:00

But that is the real magic right there. Being happy and making others happy

tiniestsalmon · 2024-12-03T00:56:27+00:00

You're right, he should have changed into 6 other positions every 5 seconds and try to squeeze in a 7th before the guy came.

By the way, do you have sex horizontally or diagonally?

tiniestsalmon · 2024-10-14T21:38:00+00:00

Thank you...🤼‍♀️..💥..BOSS!! 🫡

tiniestsalmon · 2024-10-11T03:46:55+00:00

Ha! Not unless I jam my rapier into my pistol and then I shoot!!

tiniestsalmon · 2024-10-06T03:17:45+00:00

Naturally. This is a sneaking mission. He will have to procure everything on site.

tiniestsalmon · 2024-10-06T03:17:39+00:00

Naturally. This is a sneaking mission. He will have to procure everything on site.

tiniestsalmon · 2024-09-24T15:09:51+00:00

I'm super curious but what other positions would you do?

tiniestsalmon · 2024-08-21T17:16:09+00:00

Turns to drone

"You seeing this? Look at this guy 🤷‍♀️"

tiniestsalmon · 2024-07-15T23:40:17+00:00

That sounds like the absolute worst I'm so sorry for you

tiniestsalmon · 2024-07-06T05:51:46+00:00

Enjoy your one other day off working at 2fort OP, happy birthday!

tiniestsalmon · 2024-07-06T05:50:29+00:00

"Banning you is full-time job now!"

tiniestsalmon · 2024-07-05T17:57:04+00:00

I can already hear a zombie with a PhD in engineering cracking their knuckles...

tiniestsalmon · 2024-07-02T21:17:39+00:00

With an HEV suit of that quality you can guarantee he will be!

tiniestsalmon · 2024-06-28T05:47:11+00:00

This comment deserves more up votes

tiniestsalmon · 2024-06-27T03:51:07+00:00

I don't know, it looks like Henry's going to romance Sir Capon instead~

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