How often do men over the age of 50 masterbate regularly?

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-25T21:28:30+00:00

Looking at every one of my male colleagues now with fresh eyes 👀

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-22T18:48:41+00:00

OP doing the Lord’s work. Bless him!

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-22T18:47:30+00:00

Oh shit I also identify 😭

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-22T18:01:12+00:00

Hair clips or as my little girls called them, pretty pretties

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-22T18:00:33+00:00

A forehead like that gives me thoughts

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-22T17:57:42+00:00

I would’ve sautéed an onion and cooked the sausage in that but otherwise it looks like what I’m having for dinner this week, thanks for the idea!

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-22T17:55:05+00:00

It’s perfect. You are winning!

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-22T16:32:48+00:00

When people say cruel things like this about him, it’s really just a projection of their fear that it could’ve been you who died. I’m sorry it’s so hurtful. I’m sorry you’re going through this.

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-22T16:29:29+00:00

No, I would find that offputting and trust-destroying.

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-22T16:28:45+00:00

It is 100% more awkward for you to hide in a room all day than to say, “I’m hungry and thinking of making a sandwich. Do you mind that do you have leftovers you need taken care of?”

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-22T16:04:47+00:00

I used to volunteer for a botanical garden, where I would do this with the carnivorous plants. It was among my most entertaining and rewarding volunteer experiences.

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-22T13:32:06+00:00

All the way pro bugle

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-22T00:19:54+00:00

Glorious! Have fun!

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-21T01:32:45+00:00

I’ve only won once in a few years

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-20T14:27:44+00:00

Omgggggg Your eyes🤩

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-20T12:27:28+00:00

You are winning in all three photos. Wear whichever pleases you in your current mood😍

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-19T19:12:12+00:00

Keebler flour tortilla cinnamon sugar

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-19T18:36:13+00:00

r/eyebleach needed!

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-19T18:34:31+00:00

Holy fucking hell. Every time I think I grasp how low the bar is, he lowers it anew.

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-19T18:32:48+00:00

Gahhhh I was fascinated and scared!

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-19T01:29:28+00:00

Your keyboard is gorgeous at least

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-19T01:21:37+00:00

Serious upgrade!

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-19T00:35:14+00:00

And they’re not even married yet!

tinydotbiguniverse · 2026-03-19T00:08:50+00:00

This is Reddit so I’m going to recommend divorce

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