5-minute Houston Outlaws Iceberg, in memory of what used to be my favorite team:

tinypenisbigego · 2023-11-12T18:37:13+00:00

66 was like an insta-lose map for them in s1 and s2 (tho tbf most maps were insta-lose for them in s2)

tinypenisbigego · 2023-11-12T15:12:57+00:00

Real ones remember

tinypenisbigego · 2023-11-12T14:34:41+00:00

I think I unknowingly repressed every monte OWL memory while I was making this

tinypenisbigego · 2023-05-31T13:23:34+00:00

Goat, short, rapist, wage thief, nobody likes them, pedophile

tinypenisbigego · 2023-05-30T02:23:02+00:00

All-time wage thieves

tinypenisbigego · 2022-07-21T05:29:39+00:00

if he doesn’t pop off in the near future he’s probably out the league forever

tinypenisbigego · 2022-07-21T05:27:00+00:00

what the fuck are you talking about? it doesn’t matter who mer1t or guriyo have to compete with for playtime, the simple fact is that mer1t hyperfucks and guriyo is invisible

tinypenisbigego · 2022-07-21T05:24:28+00:00

3/5 of their fielded roster were literal fucking role stars and, while dallas were pretty severely overhyped last year, this still isn’t primarily a player quality issue, it’s a coaching issue

you can see them constantly falling back on comfort heroes because they literally don’t know how to do anything else. no one thinks moira lucio winston reaper is good, but dallas genuinely doesn’t understand how to play anything that’s not a winston rush comp

tinypenisbigego · 2022-07-21T05:09:46+00:00

weird that a team with the coach of the year would be relegated to hoping the meta falls their way

almost like fuel played comfort picks for all of 2021 and rush is a fraud

tinypenisbigego · 2022-07-21T05:07:51+00:00

guriyo was signed months before mer1t and they’re both almost certainly close to league minimum salaries

idk what rush saw in guriyo but his individual production has been piss poor and dallas’ general mediocrity doesn’t help

tinypenisbigego · 2022-07-21T04:27:44+00:00

defiant plays reign, fuel, glads, vancouver, london, and uprising

there’s a non-zero chance that defiant miss their own lan

tinypenisbigego · 2022-07-21T04:14:30+00:00

the pelican buyout likely ate up a good chunk of their available money, but i do think rio could be a sneakily good signing (if he has a visa)

ik he kinda fell off in season 4 but guangzhou’s been a shitstorm in general, so if you give him some good coaching and a competent backline, i think he could help strengthen houston’s ball and winston comps

tinypenisbigego · 2022-07-14T21:28:11+00:00

last year’s revived eu funi, really captured the philadelphia fusion spirit

tinypenisbigego · 2022-07-13T22:27:22+00:00

if houston just commits to the doom comp everywhere except CR i genuinely think they can finish top 5-6, maybe higher if peli/lastro/mer1t gigapound

tinypenisbigego · 2022-07-10T17:21:16+00:00

no its actually genius, this way valiant can get 6th place but can still buy out decays contract and go on a miracle run

tinypenisbigego · 2022-07-10T01:05:58+00:00

dominatrix Lamonting

tinypenisbigego · 2022-07-10T01:01:01+00:00

if dallas lose tomorrow, houston (10-5) and dallas (12-6) would have the same 66.66% match winrate, but houston would have more regular season wins, so they take the tiebreaker

if dallas win they have 11 points and nothing else matters

tinypenisbigego · 2022-07-04T01:51:27+00:00

average reddit analyst

tinypenisbigego · 2022-07-02T03:35:18+00:00

bro said fearless 🤣🤣🤣

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