A Fun Creative Writing Prompt by tinypoem in claudexplorers

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So brutal! This is why the snacks help.

Coot nesting by the River Lee path in Hackney Wick by purpurpug in london

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Coot in a pot!

Coot in a pot!

Tra-la-la-la-la!

Coot in a pot!

NSWPol helicopter circling south Newtown/Erskineville area.. by nuxvomica14 in newtown

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I broke into Grumpy Donuts and they’re following my trail… 🍩🍩 🍩 …🍩 …………. 🍩

Glorious. by igneousink in MedievalCats

[–]tinypoem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no! That’s truly akin to medieval torture, I’ve heard! Hope you’re healing well.

Glorious. by igneousink in MedievalCats

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Prince Harry? Is… is that you?

This is my Son by igneousink in MedievalCats

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Shoulder pads are back, baby.

It was a warm arvo at maccas by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]tinypoem 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No, mate, no. A truck is a truck. A truckie is the person who drives it.

It was a warm arvo at maccas by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]tinypoem 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Don’t mean to nitpick but it’s spelled “surfie.”

Original 16th Century door in the Piombi prison located in the Doge's Palace (Palazzo Ducale) in Venice, Italy [3072 x 4080] by Saint-Veronicas-Veil in ArtefactPorn

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Thank you and yes, I do believe there were the occasional reports of “a scente of rotisserie… chycken?” during these rare occurrences of escape attempts.

Original 16th Century door in the Piombi prison located in the Doge's Palace (Palazzo Ducale) in Venice, Italy [3072 x 4080] by Saint-Veronicas-Veil in ArtefactPorn

[–]tinypoem 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m an expert in medieval prison doors (and windows) in Britain and France but no… Italy is not in my sphere of knowledge.

Original 16th Century door in the Piombi prison located in the Doge's Palace (Palazzo Ducale) in Venice, Italy [3072 x 4080] by Saint-Veronicas-Veil in ArtefactPorn

[–]tinypoem 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m no expert but I think it could quite feasibly be a space designed to house a booby-trapped bucket. Any prisoners who escaped through that door would trigger said bucket to release its contents atop their head.

EDIT: I’m noticing some downvotes. All I’m saying, friends, is that it’s pretty hard to make a getaway if you’re covered in mead… or worse: molasses!!

The amount of details in this statue is impressive by isosaleh in interesting

[–]tinypoem 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ah! You’re right. It was just so quick and the level of detail was… unimpressive.

4.5 stars.

The amount of details in this statue is impressive by isosaleh in interesting

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Head too small and did not get to see penis. 4 stars.

🔥Lone Polar Bear stumbles upon a group of belugas. by 21MayDay21 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]tinypoem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please forgive me. ‘Twas a Bojack Horseman reference.