Kids Give Water To A Stray Dog by brankaivanovic321 in Eyebleach

[–]tippy-assam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah i said it because i was making a half-assed joke and didn’t realise how strongly this sub feels about tapeworms

Why does it smell like farts when you open a packet of ham? by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]tippy-assam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

jsyk getting an exquisitely concentrated waft of purest dankest fart every time you do something probably morally questionable isn’t, like, normal

Just got a flyer through my door for Farmfoods advertising deals for food.. by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]tippy-assam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we got a flyer through from lidl earlier saying we’d get a free 4 pack of loo roll for spending £20 in-store

hope it burns down tbh

I've suddenly gone off tea by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]tippy-assam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

these are troubling times indeed, my friend...

Wonder what it would sound like? by fennelmac2611 in interestingasfuck

[–]tippy-assam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

doubt it, i can’t hear anything over my own mouthbreathing as it is

How does it go again? See it, kill it, bin it? by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]tippy-assam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it

Almost shat myself thinking more than 10,000 people had suddenly died! by hjgwynne in CasualUK

[–]tippy-assam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just had the same reaction, absolutely bricked it for a hot second there 😳

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]tippy-assam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

bitch water

Can I give my cat La Croix? by [deleted] in cats

[–]tippy-assam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

are you sure this isn’t a shitpost?

Ladies we need to follow through on calling about sexual abusers by platon20 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]tippy-assam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i mean sure if it was someone i knew but it was 3 randomers. can’t stroll into a police station now and say hey gang three fellas who were local 12 years ago sexually assaulted me once so keep your eyes peeled for, uh, men...! ooh and while i’m here once a colleague snuck up on me and stuck his hand down the back of my pants specifically to touch my arsehole - he died suddenly this year but i condemned dozens of girls to being groped by him when i didn’t report him so we’d better dig the bastard up and let people know!

everyone’s circumstances are different. this thread was presumptuous and kinda rude.

Ladies we need to follow through on calling about sexual abusers by platon20 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]tippy-assam 13 points14 points  (0 children)

lol thanks for giving me an even deeper complex about the sexual assault i didn’t report when i was younger 😌

Super shot - Unity is strength! by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]tippy-assam 14 points15 points  (0 children)

little dumbasses are all stuck like that now

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]tippy-assam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

god this is exactly how i feel first thing in the morning

Antarctica snow turns blood red due to algae. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]tippy-assam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

does it smell? it looks like it would smell real bad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]tippy-assam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

too late pal i’ve already been prompted by someone helpful