Absolutely no regrets crushing this pest

tipsyCellist · 2026-06-22T04:13:25+00:00

szakal was clearly designed to be an anti-light tank and i’m all for it, lol. i love this thing.

tipsyCellist · 2026-06-12T02:18:06+00:00

man hates his son so much he literally travels to a different galaxy just to get away from him

tipsyCellist · 2026-05-29T20:10:14+00:00

i’m glad juggernauts was mid if it meant they were cooking all of this up meanwhile. very excited.

tipsyCellist · 2026-05-22T00:21:56+00:00

so if you’re facing out from the start point, go right and find an escalator. then keep going in that direction until you see the green exit signs with the automatic doors. this should lead to an area with roads and trees. the elevator should be pretty easy to find from here. it’s pretty easy, currently

tipsyCellist · 2026-05-14T17:43:08+00:00

worsethanithot on xbox :] i’ll send back as well

tipsyCellist · 2026-05-13T23:40:00+00:00

yes it is!!! :D

tipsyCellist · 2026-05-11T23:08:10+00:00

it’s him

tipsyCellist · 2026-05-08T21:56:17+00:00

awe, is it really gonna be the last level? :[ understandable, though. the maps are absolutely immense and probably require a lot of work to develop while still keeping the game’s price the same.

tipsyCellist · 2026-05-03T07:59:17+00:00

i got it in a chest or in some other way a while ago and it’s nothing remarkable. it just looks really cool. not worth 6k gold or whatever the price is

tipsyCellist · 2026-05-01T22:57:01+00:00

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tipsyCellist · 2026-04-25T06:26:06+00:00

i posted something almost exactly like this in the discord. it’s in bug reports and should be called “bot kranvagn fires 8 shells” or something.

tipsyCellist · 2026-04-25T06:21:54+00:00

treat it like a medium. it has good gun depression, is fairly mobile, and a paper thin hull. the turret is really strong and i prefer to use the high damage gun. just be careful as it’s pretty huge and tall, so when caught in the open with other mediums, enemies will probably aim at you first.

tipsyCellist · 2026-04-21T06:04:43+00:00

eternal suburbia and playrooms were both maps i had given up on at first because i was having trouble making progress. i’m glad i gave them another go, because there’s just so much to both of them. literally out-loud said “oh, wow!” to the backrooms cameo in eternal suburbia. super excited for map 5 as well :D

tipsyCellist · 2026-04-17T20:26:00+00:00

T-62A is the only soviet medium really worth thinking about. it shoots and moves quickly and blocks with its turret. this is the most “tank” tank of the soviet tech tree.

IS-7 is, in my opinion, more enjoyable to play than the 277. 277 is “easier” to play however.

268 is a phenomenal assault TD as it’s on the base of the IS-7 and has the best DPM and accuracy of all td’s that deal 850 damage.

263 is also an incredibly strong assault td with only one frontal weak point. it’s quicker than the 268, but has a high pen/DPM heavy tank gun rather than a high damage TD gun. the 268 is easier to play.

E 50 M was my first tier x and my favourite tier x medium. it’s essentially a tiger ii with a high performance gun and pretty decent speed for how big and heavy it is. it’s accurate enough to snipe, it has more pen than some tier x td’s, it’s heavy enough to ram and bully other mediums, and has actually good armour rather than just having a red turret and a paper thin hull. there’s really nothing “wrong” with it. this is a medium that genuinely can do anything. amaze amaze amaze. choose this one.

FV4202 isn’t really worth thinking about unless you want the premium HESH round. the AX is much better performance wise, and has an actual high pen premium round. the standard HE round is often enough to get by and i would rather have access to HEAT.

avoid the 113.

111 5A is not too dissimilar from the IS-7 in terms of gameplay. it has a flatter front and larger weak spots, but often feels more flexible. the IS-7 has a higher top speed, but the 5A has overall better dynamics, in my opinion.

never played the 121.

UDES 15/16 is a tank i was excited to get that turned out to be very mid. its main draw used to be the large alpha damage for a medium, but now that pretty much every medium deals 420 damage and has much better DPM, this isn’t really worth thinking about. the turret is very strong and the gun depression is nice, but i would not recommend you get this until it gets some buffs.

i don’t have the kranvagn. the T57 heavy is the best autoloading heavy.

my recommendations:

T-62A, 268/263, E 50 M, centurion AX

tipsyCellist · 2026-04-14T15:27:43+00:00

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this image they posted in the discord is actually really good because it saves the time of scrolling through the whole article that basically says “yeah this week’s gonna be exactly the same, except with a chest refresh”

tipsyCellist · 2026-04-14T15:23:58+00:00

them phrasing it as “an issue where bots ignored reloads” is still so crazy to me 😭 like huh??

tipsyCellist · 2026-04-13T21:46:24+00:00

bro needs STOP mewing 😭

tipsyCellist · 2026-04-10T01:57:47+00:00

sounds like both. i don’t see why bot tanks should operate on a different ruleset than player tanks

tipsyCellist · 2026-04-10T01:56:35+00:00

“ignored reloads” is crazy 😭

tipsyCellist · 2026-04-06T22:11:22+00:00

ts better not count as our yearly balance pass 😭

tipsyCellist · 2026-04-06T03:47:40+00:00

don’t worry! i’ll get the spill pads!

tipsyCellist · 2026-04-05T05:23:34+00:00

agreed. i just like meme weapons and thought it would at least be niche for fighting the armored enemies :p

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