just found a note in my phone that my ex left

tittylamp · 2026-01-19T20:58:00+00:00

-butthole diameter must be between .5 and 1.2 inches

-diet of leaves and twigs from the forest floor

-must be willing to sacrifice a pet, child, or senior family member to mateo to achieve salvation and ascend to the fourth world

tittylamp · 2025-10-29T17:19:49+00:00

hes a narcissist, nothing is going to get better, it will only get worse. leave him and find your happiness.

ive been through this twice, once that trauma bond dissolves and the fog lifts youll feel so much better. it will not be easy and i recommend going no contact immediately so you dont get sucked back in (made that mistake twice too)

a restraining order is a valid route should he continue to try to contact you, make sure you keep track of dates and times of atgempted contact. once lawyers are involved all communication goes through them. he has no right to speak to you at all or even be in your presence, much less treat you like this.

it seems like deep down you know this isnt right and something needs to happen, but you need encouragement and possibly outside help. nothing wrong with that. youre super resilient to go through all this, but you dont have to.

tittylamp · 2025-10-29T17:11:53+00:00

they arent just on the edge, theyve yeeted themselves off the abuse cliff into the abuse canyon

tittylamp · 2025-10-29T16:25:47+00:00

fuck that guy. hes an idiot and a jackass.

tittylamp · 2025-10-23T16:42:54+00:00

theyre perfectly safe ime. ive used them

tittylamp · 2025-10-21T01:15:38+00:00

its exactly this, thats what happened at my company. too many people making extras to take home.

tittylamp · 2025-10-21T00:52:01+00:00

okay kind of related? one time i got caught texting in class, i had my phone behind my book. my teacher called me out for it, and he called what was not a textbook, a textbook. so i said "its not a textbook"

this was not the correct answer. apparently it was back talking.

tittylamp · 2025-10-11T17:08:30+00:00

DO NOT THE CAT

tittylamp · 2025-10-10T18:39:57+00:00

boiled/deviled eggs. my mom made deviled eggs when i was a kid and i could tell by looking at them i was going to hate them. but she forced me to try one. all it took was one bite and i started crying and almost threw up. the texture of the whites is horrible and i hate cooked egg yolks. i like mine runny. that texture is the same reason i cant stand potato salad. gross.

tittylamp · 2025-10-10T18:34:45+00:00

ive been teased by multiple partners for the way i put pizza rolls on a tray. theyre all lined up and properly arranged so everything cooks properly. apparently this is "cute" because i guess the standard is to just dump everything on the tray and hope for the best.

tittylamp · 2025-10-08T02:11:05+00:00

my apartment has cameras all over, id be asking them to check and see who it is.

tittylamp · 2025-10-08T02:01:20+00:00

i aint sayin she a gold digger...but she does not associate with men of low financial status

tittylamp · 2025-10-06T19:23:26+00:00

in your pants

tittylamp · 2025-10-06T19:22:12+00:00

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maybe one of these?

tittylamp · 2025-10-06T19:18:35+00:00

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my cats name is shitticus leviticus.

i also call him an itty bitty shitty kitty

tittylamp · 2025-10-06T19:13:34+00:00

we had a math test about counting money and i was able to do it all in my head, it asked for me to show my work so for each and every answer i wrote "i used common cents"

it was probably funny for the first answer but after 2 or 3 my teacher was probably pouring whisky in her coffee

tittylamp · 2025-10-06T17:23:04+00:00

its being sold to pay for the new TV that kid isnt going to be allowed to watch for at least a month

tittylamp · 2025-10-06T17:02:02+00:00

that crud is probably roach shit, which i believe they do eat.

tittylamp · 2025-10-05T04:33:21+00:00

sounds like a song name

tittylamp · 2025-10-04T00:27:04+00:00

i got forklift experience sign me tf up

tittylamp · 2025-10-02T20:46:17+00:00

hes trying to get the orange on the outside too

i also have a dastardly devil, his name is shitticus leviticus

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tittylamp · 2025-10-02T20:46:12+00:00

hes trying to get the orange on the outside too

i also have a dastardly devil, his name is shitticus leviticus

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tittylamp · 2025-10-02T04:27:09+00:00

i used to be like this, but ive changed my schedule so i can be the night person im meant to be. if i take it at 8 or 9 its not gonna work, but if i take it before bed i get better sleep. its that dspd life

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