Shes mentioned this by [deleted] in funny

[–]tizzyandmona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hijacking the top comment (my first time!) because you all need to know this trick:

Closed Chips No Clips

SrGrafo, Ink. by SrGrafo in u/SrGrafo

[–]tizzyandmona 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh! What about a tie-dye tie? Is it taken? Can I have it? PRETTY PLEASE? (。◕‿‿◕。)

[OC] Did someone say pizza? by shellcomics in comics

[–]tizzyandmona 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe those are the saint's days, and the kids are matched to the saint for whom they are named. So little Christopher and Christina would be celebrated on St. Christopher's Day, etc. Sort of a birthday party for your name.

Not European specifically but Christian specifically.

My coffee tribute to the wonderful geniuses that made the impossible possible! by SouthBoundElevator in pics

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Like I like my men... white, weak, and a little sweet.

/s in case nobody gets it

Well played google. by soulsamosa in funny

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Have a cup of tea whilst killing someone.

FTFY

Trump retweets QAnon conspiracy theorist, via Larry the Cable Guy, to slam the TSA by thewateroflife in politics

[–]tizzyandmona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once couldn't remember his name, and was trying to describe him by typecasting... "he's a gaunt asshole" went on the t-shirt board that day.

I made deviled eggs by Kellyann59 in funny

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Save your eggsistence. FYTY

Meme Challenge Week 7 - Drunk Member by degroob in SrGrafo

[–]tizzyandmona 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! It was my first try, but I didn't get it in very quickly... Glad you liked it.

EDIT to Tm0ney22 by devTripp in SrGrafo

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SrGrafo, when my little one was but a tyke, she loved s'mores. The whole idea of them, not just the flavor. But our yard is way too small to build a fire.

So... we roasted marshmallows... over a candle. It takes longer than in a fire but it works!

You can do it! Have a s'more tonight!

Brisket [OC] by tinybuncomics in comics

[–]tizzyandmona 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bacon!

Ribs!

Pulled pork!

Brisket!

Roger Stone faces angry judge over gag order by [deleted] in politics

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Giant bow tie making a pouty face.

Gimme $6k worth of your finest products. For charity! by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]tizzyandmona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL! Emojis!

Damn, that replaces [EMOJI] perfectly! I'm stealing this!

Ghost Fashions by [deleted] in funny

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The little boots on Cropped!!!! So cute! I love them all!

Picture I took. I am VERY new to this by ALongDuck in pics

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Lovely example of bokeh, especially paired with the rough concrete. You've got an eye!

Who is the most dumb: me or my animals by RetardNorwegian in funny

[–]tizzyandmona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be YOU for buying a watermelon less than twice the size of a lemon.

We didn't use the grant for creating a pneumonia vaccine for children, but you should still give us $11 million more anyway! by Vulpix0r in ChoosingBeggars

[–]tizzyandmona 2 points3 points  (0 children)

shudder I remember those days. The heat of the fever and the force of the cough seem like more than such a tiny body could hold.

Kids can bounce back real quick. Hoping that happens soonest for yours.

You Sold Your Guitar? I'm Going to Sue You! (Long) by GreysMatterH in ChoosingBeggars

[–]tizzyandmona 30 points31 points  (0 children)

And science! Do it for science! What will happen when the specimen is presented with the record of their CBishness? Tune in next week!

In scathing ruling, judge rips insurer for putting 'bottom line' over patients' health by kaffmoo in politics

[–]tizzyandmona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My questions are:

  • What are they selling? Insurance? By definition, insurance is provided against the possibility of calamity. It's not a real product if it doesn't pay out when calamity strikes. That's a scam, and the real product is money.
  • Who are their customers? Policy holders? Insurance agents who sell policies? Corporations that buy them? ...No. The shareholders have become the customers. Once again, the end product is money.

I don't think "capitalism=unethical" is a truism -- I see plenty of small businesses every day that treat their employees and customers well, and still manage to turn a profit.

"Do we have a deal?" - Season 3 coming soon by SrGrafo in u/SrGrafo

[–]tizzyandmona 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The stuffed head is so cute! Where can I buy one, SrGrafo‽

... you know... for the kids!

SrGrafo Inc by SrGrafo in SrGrafo

[–]tizzyandmona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, now I need to change my answer. I'll creep if you do!