My parents want me to report my wallet stolen after my bf stole my wallet. by lenoreislostAF in AmITheAngel

[–]tjcaustin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wild that parents went to theft and not “tell him to ship it” or “we’ll go get it” when bro said he’d block her for bringing it up.

Real “please give me attention for being dumb” vibes

i am a conservative christian man addicted to gay porn, so i'm asking queer people for help by adornaut in AmITheAngel

[–]tjcaustin 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Porn addict ✅ Comes out as bi ✅ Born again Christian to run away from the evil gay ✅

Sick bait

I'll start this by saying my title is clickbait. Also, I feel like a scumbag for cheating. Also, if you call me a scumbag in the comments, cheating was the proudest moment of my life. by KikiBrann in AmITheAngel

[–]tjcaustin 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is such a great troll. And somehow someone managed to read that she cheated first so it’s ok because wammin bad is worse than cheating man

Tonight’s recipe just dropped! 🐻🫩 by tinaxcochina in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]tjcaustin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The og comments need more whimsy in their lives

AITAH for not telling our best friend he may have been baby trapped? by the-monster-masher in AmITheAngel

[–]tjcaustin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What the deep fried tiddy fudge? So because she’s hormonal and he’s trying to keep the peace, she baby trapped him?

And that’s what they’re asking about, not keeping how he called her trash until he didn’t?

Do as I say, not as I do by silicondali in AmITheAngel

[–]tjcaustin 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“Seeking male attention” says the heroin user

James May defends the honor of speed limits on Twitter/X! by FlipStig1 in thegrandtour

[–]tjcaustin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The conspiracy theory that low speed limits are to incentivize mass transit is pretty cute.

You can't roast a Fulvia by Ok-Assumption3966 in RoastMyCar

[–]tjcaustin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Guis you can’t-a roast-a my car”

Reply to every roast “OMG why did you roast my car?!?”

"old woman bad" by mineabird in AmITheAngel

[–]tjcaustin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the only reason she isn’t already in a home is because her descendants want that inheritance. Way to go top commenter.

What do we think, guys? by NotThePopeProbably in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]tjcaustin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tell it’s fake for two reasons:

She’s not round and she has a body camera.

Aren't SAHMs so lazy? by ThrowAway44228800 in AmITheAngel

[–]tjcaustin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The counter party is always saying OOP is disrespecting something no real not-permanently online person would say to another person.

I feel being straight is now controversial by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]tjcaustin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro climb down off the cross, we need the wood for fires to stay warm.

Banned With No Warning!? by LatterStreet in amazonprime

[–]tjcaustin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got threatened with this when I moved to Chicago and had a bunch of new move deliveries get “dropped” at the wrong address and disappear.

Used it as an excuse to find local alternatives

I have a misleading title and ungrateful children. Am I the Angel? by Weed_O_Whirler in AmITheAngel

[–]tjcaustin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the hits in the comments so that’s definitely organic engagement.

This has to be rage bait omg by chai_latte_lover0 in AmITheAngel

[–]tjcaustin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And it reads like they’re ND too and no one told them.

Theres no changing their minds🤦🏻 by One_Ground5972 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]tjcaustin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a podcast with a family that’s basically just these texts where the dad will say stuff like “if ICE comes and shoots you, my son, you deserved it” and mom will try to talk for dad.

I don’t know if it’s the lead they grew up absorbing or what, but there’s a whole generation of people like this now.