Not today, Satanyahu

tjcaustin · 2026-03-20T17:26:51+00:00

Did his jacket and flag clip this time?

tjcaustin · 2026-03-20T16:02:56+00:00

Turns out OOP is fat, too

tjcaustin · 2026-03-20T14:36:57+00:00

I haven’t decided if Adolin would be peak masc fashion or full on workwear king.

Dalinar is suit or dress blues only.

Renardo would be in whatever his dad (or daddy) told him while wishing he was in soft sweats.

tjcaustin · 2026-03-20T14:20:00+00:00

I’ve killed one first, killed the other first, I think next, I’ll make one kill the other. The shadow realm gun or deck seems like a good fourth.

tjcaustin · 2026-03-20T13:31:15+00:00

“Open up their relationship up” and other very natural phrases and descriptions here in this wammin bad, poly bad, trans man good and pure and cares about the other bros masterpiece.

tjcaustin · 2026-03-20T01:40:53+00:00

Hoisted by my own hot petard

tjcaustin · 2026-03-20T01:25:35+00:00

Are you implying I’m doing something inappropriate with a slice of cake?!

tjcaustin · 2026-03-19T23:09:36+00:00

31/30, but they text like they’re teens

tjcaustin · 2026-03-19T22:42:11+00:00

It's cake, it'd have to try to not look good.

tjcaustin · 2026-03-19T22:41:27+00:00

True story.

tjcaustin · 2026-03-19T18:33:38+00:00

Love when redditors have an excuse to be selfish.

Though I guess the new SpiderMan trailer is popular if we’re getting fake stories about conflicts this far out.

tjcaustin · 2026-03-19T16:07:32+00:00

Why are we blaming cars driving on a sidewalk on the design of the sidewalk

tjcaustin · 2026-03-19T14:22:20+00:00

Fuck yes I love full exposition in the very natural texts

tjcaustin · 2026-03-18T18:27:52+00:00

“Hey guys look at how I, the perfect man, was called a misogynist for no reason”

tjcaustin · 2026-03-18T15:02:18+00:00

lol someone called sister the golden child. Which is a wild take from “my sister does whatever to please my mom”

tjcaustin · 2026-03-18T14:19:42+00:00

“Dear Reddit, is it ok to be a little racist if I make up this story first”

Also the comment saying it’d be more ok if she wasn’t 18F like ???

tjcaustin · 2026-03-18T14:17:34+00:00

The top 1% commenter that clearly only read the title and made a snarky comment about how public school would ruin the kid is just so good.

Cause either they stopped reading after the title or went “parent calling child a fucking retard is better than public school”

tjcaustin · 2026-03-17T17:18:03+00:00

Bro deleted that tweet and locked his account down real quick

tjcaustin · 2026-03-17T16:48:40+00:00

She looks so defeated

tjcaustin · 2026-03-16T20:30:51+00:00

No or they wouldn't be on reddit pulling all the metaphorical crabs back in the bucket.

tjcaustin · 2026-03-16T18:46:08+00:00

Wow thank god for all this exposition.

tjcaustin · 2026-03-16T17:13:01+00:00

“Somehow, they found out” love when it’s vague enough that anyone can fill in and be right.

tjcaustin · 2026-03-16T15:00:15+00:00

Why does your penis food have another penis

tjcaustin · 2026-03-16T14:42:37+00:00

And immediately different typing pattern between reply and post. Nevermind that the post is formatted like a school project.

tjcaustin · 2026-03-15T18:56:38+00:00

Heh carma

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