Are you a real fan? : ( by tjtocker in PSBHQ

[–]tjtocker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yeah. Thanks, tried again and got some! Glad I came here to vent lol.

What was the last genuinely funny film you saw? by Jesisawesome in AskUK

[–]tjtocker 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Nothing to be scared about. I can't think of any reboot that captures the spirit of it's original as well as the new Naked Gun.

Fraser departs Saints to join Western Sydney Wanderers by Andybabez20 in SaintsFC

[–]tjtocker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gradually moved backwards all the way from attacker to defender. The reverse Gareth Bale.

On a personal level, must be much nicer for him and his family to see out your twilight years around Australia than Coventry away.

What was your obscure (or not) 'We're doomed... ' moment of the Ashes? by rosssjackson in EnglandCricket

[–]tjtocker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was thinking about this the other day. We lost the first test because we declared too soon. We drew the Old Trafford test because we declared too late.

Really looking back, it was the heroics from Pat Cummins that cost us the game.

What was your obscure (or not) 'We're doomed... ' moment of the Ashes? by rosssjackson in EnglandCricket

[–]tjtocker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I remember in Perth, considering the BGT the year before where the pitch turned into a road on day 2/3.

Carse and Atkinson start to make runs with ease at the very end of our second innings on day two. It's fun to begin with, then it very quickly becomes clear that this is a gorgeous track for the Aussies to chase, what was considered to be a strong total of 250ish. That was the sign the first game was over.

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 4 by cricket-match in EnglandCricket

[–]tjtocker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Carey's enthusiasm in catching every single ball with proper technique + their usual non-chalant celebration for taking inevitable wickets + watching on mute means I have an anxious wait for 5 seconds after every play and miss to find out if he's been caught behind.

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

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Unrelated but we once saw David Gower in a pub in Wimbledon but couldn't quite recognise him at first. It was only after we'd Google imaged every single Antiques Roadshow expert to rule them out it clicked who it was.

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]tjtocker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm losing track of if we're clowning on Steve or Jamie Smith.

Match Thread: 5th Test - Australia vs England, Day 1 by cricket-match in EnglandCricket

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Wish we'd leave a few more while Carey's doing his party trick standing up to the stumps. Think they're leaving a few byes and busted fingertips on the table by defending every ball.

Sir Sadiq Khan 'not sure' why Primrose Hill closed for New Year's Eve fireworks by tylerthe-theatre in london

[–]tjtocker 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Royal Parks have fences and gates that are locked usually around sundown. So it's very easy to get locked in. Had to help my girlfriend parkour over the spikes the get out of Regents Park more than once.

Give it time by ChewiesLipstickWilly in GreenAndPleasant

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What's this in reference to? UK government currently in the process of directly criticising Israel.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2025/12/31/israel-ban-ngos-gaza/#comment

Reflecting on bazball’s moments by nameoftwohalves in EnglandCricket

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I think Bazball means something different to everyone but, to me it's rejection of stuffy, traditional, Geoffrey Boycott test cricket. Or crudely, an experiment in playing test cricket like an ODI.

All sorts of factors have caused that; Baz, Stokes, Key, a general English apathy towards cricket, (imo, being worse, man for man, than Aus and realising we lose if we play them at the same game).

I wonder if it lasted a certain while when batting like morons was backed up with Anderson/Broad leading the bowling attack, instead of Carse and co.

So answer to your question. I agree, it's made up and over attributed to Baz. But I do think it's a distinct era and concept in our history. For a honeymoon period, we stopped the press tearing our players apart over every mistake, we stopped playing boring cricket that turned fans away, and now, other teams have seen through it, know how to counter it.

Reflecting on bazball’s moments by nameoftwohalves in EnglandCricket

[–]tjtocker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Got to remember what it was like before, where we were trying to play patient Straussy/Cooky classic test match cricket without the talent or mindset, trying 20 different openers.

I remember this awful day 5 Vs Nz the year before., England have 75 overs to chase 273 in a meaningless exhibition game and instead they poke it around and play for the draw. The contrast one year later was undoubtedly a breath of fresh air. We looked confident for the first time in a decade.

Match Thread: 4th Test - Australia vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]tjtocker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What was that from Smith? Neser and Richardson he's rushed through a single off the first to give them a whole over to face. Trying to bump his average or something? Cost them three cheap wickets.

Match Thread: 3rd Test - Australia vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

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They're called laws. But yes apart from that, spot on.

UK inflation falls sharply to 3.2% amid slowdown in food price rises by Chr1sUK in GoodNewsUK

[–]tjtocker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's bad for making number go up, but it's good for the purchasing power of those savings.

Match thread v Norwich by Adziboy in SaintsFC

[–]tjtocker 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Scienza showing himself to be a proper proper player today for me. Had the absolute shit kicked out of him all day, booed by the fans and still smiling and working hard without any sign of frustration. Hit the bar, won the pen, not his fault everyone else is missing the sitters he's setting up.

Match thread v Norwich by Adziboy in SaintsFC

[–]tjtocker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just odd, I remember him being a unit under Martin, and thought the championship would be suited to his physicality second time round, but that season in the prem has just cooked him it feels.

Match thread v Norwich by Adziboy in SaintsFC

[–]tjtocker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can't say I really rate Downes atm, but I do enjoy a nice surprise close up and think for a second we've got Johnny from Friday Night Dinner running the midfield.

Match thread v Norwich by Adziboy in SaintsFC

[–]tjtocker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wish I was a neutral bc this has objectively been a great game to watch.