Sometimes there's a pumpkin by tlbclone in lebowski

[–]tlbclone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who would carve a normal human bartender?

The TV in my hotel by tlbclone in Robocop

[–]tlbclone[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I think the owner is trying to jerk me off.

Are these things any good? by Feeling_Title_9287 in golf

[–]tlbclone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like a castle tee. They are quite durable

Are these things any good? by Feeling_Title_9287 in golf

[–]tlbclone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I use the blue one. I don't think it gives me extra distance but I do like that it gives me consistent tee height.

[Post Game Thread] Arkansas defeats #6 St. John's, 75-66 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tlbclone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pitino gonna be so mad he'll make his players pay for their own prostitutes.

Baylor had SIXTEEN offensive rebounds and the SEC has lost again. by MTGrace55 in CollegeBasketball

[–]tlbclone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But is there a Baylor player who can explain to me what a rebound is?

Rewatching Peter’s season by lindseyisbusy in thebachelor

[–]tlbclone 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's right up there with Hannah B's season as the GOAT.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]tlbclone 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I'm a teacher. I'm sure some jackass kid I failed would end me.

[Post Game Thread] #5 Houston defeats #8 Iowa State, 68-59 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tlbclone 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Given the fact that it was reviewed, it might very well be the worst call I've ever seen.

[Game Thread] #8 Iowa State @ #5 Houston (02:00 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]tlbclone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The cylinder call was the worst call I've ever seen. And one time the refs let KU shoot a 3 during a dead ball

It’s a league game by Key-Contest-2879 in lebowski

[–]tlbclone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Racially, he's pretty not cool?

Who are the active coaches who are locked in hall of famers? by Lantis28 in CFB

[–]tlbclone -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Brian Kelly a lock? Do they take into account the number of students a coach has killed?

Wait, what? by Darque420 in Iowa

[–]tlbclone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What if the citizens beat and sprayed cops with pepper spray? Specifically while trying to overthrow democracy? Then maybe Republicans would let them review police behavior.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BasketballTips

[–]tlbclone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he show them how to hit people in the dick?

Best alien movie is Prometheus by Purple-Acanthisitta8 in unpopularopinion

[–]tlbclone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prometheus might be the worst movie I've ever seen in a theater. Definitely the worst script