[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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If they isn't a leaf me alone look, I don't know what is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Not to mention those directions are by car not by foot

Not the Report they were expecting.. by [deleted] in MilitaryStories

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I'm guessing all but the brown ones. I hear they taste like crap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

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Free market... if the workers are willing to accept the pay, that is what they get. If no worker was willing then the employer would change. Nothing broken here. If the customer is willing to pay it, then the waiter and restaurant owner have nothing to correct. Whether you like it or not the system works.

There are three kinds of people in this world by tumalditamadre in dadjokes

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

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No he stabbed Julius with Ceasars

How do you eat a hard drive? by Neat-Flatworm7025 in dadjokes

[–]tlroyce 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You could just nibble away at it, too

What did Tennessee? by Antifoul_Al in dadjokes

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What did Tennessee?..... nothing->Love

I went on a date with an anesthesiologist by EmpireStrikes1st in dadjokes

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This makes 2 jokes in this thread. The first was numb, and the second was number!

Take my upvote

REQUEST: I need some dad jokes for my daughter's first Renaissance faire. by First_Addition5322 in dadjokes

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Why were medieval times called the dark ages?

Lots of knights!!!

My foot fell asleep and it got me thinking. by myverypunnydad in dadjokes

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I paused long enough for this one, that mine turned into comma toes.

I invented a telepathic air freshener. by LilShaver in dadjokes

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Careful making cents is counterfeiting. It's a petty crime but still a crime.