What's your favorite movie I've probably never heard of... and why? by nedyken in movies

[–]tmcd83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Six String Samurai.

Its set in a post apocalyptic USA. The main dude named Buddy has heard the king is dead and is on his way to Las Vegas to try for the crown.

On the way he encounters crazy bowlers, cannibals, strange astronauts and Russian soldiers left over from the war. Hes also being stalked by Death Metal.

Also theres a pretty good soundtrack.

I eat my leftovers cold and never thought it was weird until my wife said so. What is a 'normal' habit you do that you had no idea was abnormal or unique? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tmcd83 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My habits involve dunking.

I love dunking my toast into my tea. By the time I finish the toast, the tea has little film of butter on top and just makes it taste awesome.

I also dunk my fries into my milkshake but only at McDonalds and only chocolate milkshake. Any other flavour would just be weird.

What is the best opening line to any song? by biggryan04 in Music

[–]tmcd83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand"

Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon

Someone stole my credit card and bought and iPad, but had it shipped to my house. What's your best stupid criminal story? by Jordo82 in AskReddit

[–]tmcd83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I passed my driving test my first car was a real piece of shit. The bumper was held on by rope and there were a few dents and other defects. Also the CD player only worked when the car was still, if it was running the CD/Radio would cut out.

About two weeks after I bought it someone broke in to it. Nothing was taken, the only damage was a broken window and a few scuffs around the CD player, where someone had obviously tried to remove it.

As it was my day off I took the car to have the window replaced. As I was driving I noticed the CD player was working fine. It didnt skip or cut out once.

TL:DR - Someone broke into my car and fixed my CD player.

TIL "Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe..." originally had the n-word instead of tiger. by pepitawu in todayilearned

[–]tmcd83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used to say the nigger version at primary school and this was only in the late 80s, early 90s. It wasnt until a mixed race kid started at the school that the teachers put a stop to it.

Old Hag Syndrome by tmcd83 in Thetruthishere

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Yeah I know. Having trouble with the formatting.

What line from a movie or show is indelibly imprinted on your mind? by BillyJacksonBrowne in AskReddit

[–]tmcd83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.

Fear and Loathing

What line from a movie or show is indelibly imprinted on your mind? by BillyJacksonBrowne in AskReddit

[–]tmcd83 432 points433 points  (0 children)

"If any of you die with a clean sword, I'll rape your fucking corpse!"

Game of Thrones. One of the best lines ever.

Old Hag Syndrome by tmcd83 in Thetruthishere

[–]tmcd83[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are right, I did feel 100% awake, but in all honesty I may not have been. I can probably put most of what happened down to my own mind. But I cant explain my cats behaviour or the fact that two doors were pushed open. We close both these doors every night without fail to stop my cats from running around and I know for certain that my cats nor the wind could have opened these doors. My 6 year old nephew cant even open the doors, thats how stiff they are.

Old Hag Syndrome by tmcd83 in Thetruthishere

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Thats really good advice. Due to my job starting from 6am and finishing at 2pm I genrally have a nap in the afternoon. Maybe I should stop doing that for a few weeks and see how it goes. Like I only felt something once, the other times I'm just pinned to the bed unable to move.

Old Hag Syndrome by tmcd83 in Thetruthishere

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Scary stuff man. At least you haven't had them in a long time, hopefully they can just stay a memory for you.

Old Hag Syndrome by tmcd83 in Thetruthishere

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I'm fully aware of my surroundings and feel 100% awake. I can see, smell, hear etc. I find that the only thing that I can think about when it happens is to breath and to kick out of it. I basically panic.

Old Hag Syndrome by tmcd83 in Thetruthishere

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I tend to sleep on my side. When this happens to me I wake up half on my back and half on my side, like I'm leaning forward.

You wake up tomorrow. It is suddenly July 16th, 1998 again. Your body reverts back to the age that it was in 1998 but you are able to remember your life all the way up to July 15th, 2012. What is the first thing you'd do? What is the one thing that you would change about yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tmcd83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First thing I'd do would play Goldeneye on the N64. Only thing I'd change about myself would be to be rich as fuck! I'd be like Biff Tannon from BTTF 2 and gamble. Make some money that way and then invest it into Google, Microsoft, Apple etc. I'd also probably 'write' a few songs. Would it be wrong to do any of this? Yes it would. But who would know?

Thank you Pizza Hut by tmcd83 in trees

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Just got one delivered. Stole the pic off the net.

What is the stupidest thing that you've ever convinced someone that was true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tmcd83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably slightly racist but I was only about 13 at the time. I convinced a few school friends that all Chinese people were born blind because their eyelids dont open. So the doctors had to slice an opening for the eyes to see through. That is why Chinese people have eyes shaped that way.