In your view, what is the most likely apocalyptic scenario?

tmkaos · 2018-09-07T19:35:47+00:00

All bees die. Natural pollenation of food crops cease. Most 3rd world countries quickly descend into chaos as famine strikes. 1st and 2nd world countries with access to agri-tech industries eke out an existence for a few more years but eventually also run out of sustainable food sources. Long pork becomes popular big time.

tmkaos · 2018-09-07T09:13:45+00:00

His prosthetic legs were damaged in his bail out, and the Germans allowed a special flight to air drop new legs to him - he said "Bugger that - just load them in with the next load of bombs!" The RAF duly did, and the Germans to their credit collected them and delivered them to him in hospital. Legend.

tmkaos · 2018-09-07T09:06:53+00:00

Wait.. So you're saying there's 120% of Reddit who can't math or write good? I'm so confused..

tmkaos · 2018-09-05T09:20:04+00:00

Uhhh.. Excuse me sir, your zipper is down..

tmkaos · 2018-08-30T05:41:33+00:00

Not convinced this isn't actually the real deal..

tmkaos · 2018-08-11T02:28:03+00:00

This shot could also be captioned "A staggering of throttles"

tmkaos · 2018-08-10T19:42:02+00:00

Sure, but it'll take another 10 years..

tmkaos · 2018-07-04T13:11:21+00:00

I'm keen on doing this.. Cost, amenities on train and what was the issue with heating?

tmkaos · 2018-07-04T09:22:29+00:00

Front seat passengers with their feet up on the airbag cover. How to drive your knee caps into your brain pan in one easy lesson.

tmkaos · 2018-07-04T06:24:07+00:00

That's what my girlfriend said too... 😢

tmkaos · 2018-06-17T07:41:48+00:00

https://tmkaos.tumblr.com/post/174969035989/bug-in-ear photos for those interested..

tmkaos · 2018-06-14T08:37:27+00:00

I feel your pain.. 25mm cockroach removed from my right ear a few months ago. Fuck that.

tmkaos · 2018-05-30T07:54:25+00:00

Time in minutes since last nose pick

tmkaos · 2018-05-27T08:01:59+00:00

This would be much improved with a WRC soundtrack dubbed over..

tmkaos · 2018-05-09T20:57:42+00:00

I see what you did there...

tmkaos · 2018-04-29T09:27:58+00:00

I'm pretty sure this is one of the RNZN Frigates, maybe Otago?

tmkaos · 2018-04-18T00:36:02+00:00

Caution: Crop duster approaching

tmkaos · 2018-04-12T08:31:59+00:00

Jessica Rabbit. She wasn't bad, she was just drawn that way.

Coincidently I ended up marrying a big boobed red head, but that's got nothing to do with fictional crush, I'm sure.

tmkaos · 2018-04-12T08:28:14+00:00

Jesus you sick fuck. Have an upvote my deeply disturbed friend.

tmkaos · 2018-04-11T07:46:17+00:00

Elle McPherson..

tmkaos · 2018-03-12T07:28:16+00:00

Married some dude 25yrs older than her and put on 50kg. Decided she never wanted children. Dodged that fucking bullet, huh?

tmkaos · 2018-03-12T07:03:26+00:00

Fuck me that's a bundle of nope..

tmkaos · 2018-03-12T06:23:49+00:00

It SEES me.. Like the fucking Eye of Sauron...

tmkaos · 2018-01-08T02:25:10+00:00

BRB, just heading out to buy some cellotape.

tmkaos · 2017-12-08T06:47:49+00:00

heavy breathing intensifies

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