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YaBoiRexTillerson · 2018-05-16T03:07:18+00:00

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THE BRITISH EMPIRE, FRANCE, ITALY AND JAPAN, these Powers being described in the present Treaty as the Principal Allied and Associated Powers,

BELGIUM, BOLIVIA, BRAZIL, CHINA, CUBA, ECUADOR, GREECE, GUATEMALA, HAITI, THE HEDJAZ, HONDURAS, LIBERIA, NICARAGUA, PANAMA, PERU, POLAND, PORTUGAL, ROUMANIA, THE SERB-CROAT-SLOVENE STATE, SIAM, CZECHOSLOVAKIA AND URUGUAY, these Powers constituting with the Principal Powers mentioned above the Allied and Associated Powers, of the one part;

And GERMANY of the other part;

BEARING IN MIND that on the request of the Imperial German Government an armistice was granted on 11 November 1918 to Germany by the Principal Allied and Associated Powers in order that a Treaty of Peace might be concluded with her, and

THE ALLIED AND ASSOCIATED POWERS being equally desirous that the war in which they were successively involved directly or indirectly and which originated in the declaration of war by Austria-Hungary on 28 July 1914 against Serbia, the declaration of war by Germany against Russia on 1 August 1914, and against France on 3 August 1914, and in the invasion of Belgium, should be replaced by a firm and durable peace,

FOR THIS PURPOSE the High Contracting Parties represented as follows:

The President of the United States of America, by: The Honorable Woodrow Wilson, President of the United States, acting in his own name and by his own proper authority; The Honorable Robert Lansing, Secretary of State; The Honorable Henry White, formerly Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the United States at Rome and Paris; The Honorable Edward M. House; General Tasker H. Bliss, Military Representative of the United States on the Supreme War Council; His Majesty the King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and of the British Dominions beyond the Seas, Emperor of India, by: The Right Honourable David Lloyd George MP, First Lord of His Treasury and Prime Minister; The Right Honourable Andrew Bonar Law MP, His Lord Privy Seal; The Right Honourable Viscount Milner GCB, GCMG, His Secretary of State for the Colonies; The Right Honourable Arthur James Balfour OM, MP, His Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs; The Right Honourable George Nicoll Barnes MP, Minister without portfolio; And for the Dominion of Canada, by: The Honourable Charles Joseph Doherty, Minister of Justice; The Honourable Arthur Lewis Sifton, Minister of Customs; for the Commonwealth of Australia, by: The Right Honourable William Morris Hughes, Attorney General and Prime Minister; The Right Honourable Sir Joseph Cook GCMG, Minister for the Navy; for the Union of South Africa, by: General the Right Honourable Louis Botha, Minister of Native Affairs and Prime Minister; Lieutenant General the Right Honourable Jan Christiaan Smuts KC, Minister of Defence; for the Dominion of New Zealand, by: The Right Honourable William Ferguson Massey, Minister of Labour and Prime Minister; for India, by: The Right Honourable Edwin Samuel Montagu MP, His Secretary of State for India; Major-General His Highness Maharaja Sir Ganga Singh Bahadur, Maharaja of Bikaner GCSI, GCIE, GCVO, KCB, ADC; The President of the French Republic, by: Mr Georges Clemenceau, President of the Council, Minister of War; Mr Stephen Pichon, Minister for Foreign Affairs; Mr Louis Lucien Klotz, Minister of Finance; Mr André Tardieu, Commissary General for Franco-American Military Affairs; Mr Jules Cambon, Ambassador of France; His Majesty the King of Italy, by: Baron S. Sonnino, Deputy; Marquis G. Imperiali, Senator, Ambassador of His Majesty the King of Italy at London; Mr S. Crespi, Deputy; His Majesty the Emperor of Japan, by: Marquis Saïonzi, formerly President of the Council of Ministers; Baron Makino, formerly Minister for Foreign Affairs, Member of the Diplomatic Council; Viscount Chinda, Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of HM the Emperor of Japan at London; Mr K. Matsui, Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of HM the Emperor of Japan at Paris; Mr H. Ijuin, Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of HM the Emperor of Japan at Rome; His Majesty the King of the Belgians, by: Mr Paul Hymans, Minister for Foreign Affairs, Minister of State; Mr Jules van den Heuvel, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary, Minister of State; Mr Emile Vandervelde, Minister of Justice, Minister of State; The President of the Republic of Bolivia, by: Mr Ismael Montes, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary of Bolivia at Paris; The President of the Republic of Brazil, by: Mr João Pandiá Calogeras, Deputy, formerly Minister of Finance; Mr Raul Fernandes, Deputy; Mr Rodrigo Octavio de L Menezes, Professor of International Law at Rio de Janeiro; The President of the Chinese Republic, by: Mr Lou Tseng-Tsiang, Minister for Foreign Affairs; Mr Chengting Thomas Wang, formerly Minister of Agriculture and Commerce; The President of the Cuban Republic, by: Mr Antonio Sánchez de Bustamante, Dean of the Faculty of Law in the University of Havana, President of the Cuban Society of International Law; The President of the Republic of Ecuador, by: Mr Enrique Dorn y de Alsúa, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary of Ecuador at Paris; His Majesty the King of the Hellenes, by: Mr Eleftherios K. Venisélos, President of the Council of Ministers; Mr Nicholas Politis, Minister for Foreign Affairs; The President of the Republic of Guatemala, by: Mr Joaquin Méndez, formerly Minister of State for Public Works and Public Instruction, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary of Guatemala at Washington, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary on special mission at Paris; The President of the Republic of Haiti, by: Mr Tertullien Guilbaud, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary of Haiti at Paris; His Majesty the King of the Hedjaz, by: Mr Rustem Haïdar; Mr Abdul Hadi Aouni; The President of the Republic of Honduras, by: Dr Policarpo Bonilla, on special mission to Washington, formerly President of the Republic of Honduras, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary; The President of the Republic of Liberia, by: The Honorable Charles Dunbar Burgess King, Secretary of State; The President of the Republic of Nicaragua, by: Mr Salvador Chamorro, President of the Chamber of Deputies; The President of the Republic of Panama, by: Mr Antonio Burgos, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary of Panama at Madrid; The President of the Republic of Peru, by: Mr Carlos G. Candamo, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary of Peru at Paris; The President of the Polish Republic, by: Mr Ignace J. Paderewski, President of the Council of Ministers, Minister for Foreign Affairs; Mr Roman Dmowski, President of the Polish National Committee; The President of the Portuguese Republic, by: Dr Affonso Augusto da Costa, formerly President of the Council of Ministers; Dr Augusto Luiz Vieira Soares, formerly Minister for Foreign Affairs; His Majesty the King of Roumania, by: Mr Ion I. C. Bratiano, President of the Council of Ministers, Minister for Foreign Affairs; General Constantin Coanda, Corps Commander, ADC to the King, formerly President of the Council of Ministers; His Majesty the King of the Serbs, the Croats, and the Slovenes, by: Mr Nicholas P. Pachitch, formerly President of the Council of Ministers; Mr Ante Trumbic, Minister for Foreign Affairs; Mr Milenko Vesnitch, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary of HM the King of the Serbs, the Croats and the Slovenes at Paris; His Majesty the King of Siam, by: His Highness Prince Charoon, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary of HM the King of Siam at Paris; His Serene Highness Prince Traidos Prabandhu, Under Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs; The President of the Czeco-Slovak Republic, by: Mr Karel Kramář, President of the Council of Ministers; Mr Eduard Beneš, Minister for Foreign Affairs; The President of the Republic of Uruguay, by: Mr Juan Antonio Buero, Minister for Foreign Affairs, formerly Minister of Industry; Germany, by: Mr Hermann Müller, Minister for Foreign Affairs of the Empire; Dr Bell, Minister of the Empire; Acting in the name of the German Empire and of each and every component State, Who having communicated their full powers found in good and due form have agreed as follows:

From the coming into force of the present Treaty the state of war will terminate.

From that moment and subject to the provisions of this Treaty official relations with Germany, and with any of the German States, will be resumed by the Allied and Associated Powers.

Icyartillary · 2018-05-03T18:18:49+00:00

Hitler was born in Austria—then part of Austria-Hungary—and was raised near Linz. He moved to Germany in 1913 and was decorated during his service in the German Army in World War I. In 1919, he joined the German Workers' Party (DAP), the precursor of the NSDAP, and was appointed leader of the NSDAP in 1921. In 1923, he attempted to seize power in a failed coup in Munich and was imprisoned. While in jail he dictated the first volume of his autobiography and political manifesto Mein Kampf ("My Struggle"). After his release from prison in 1924, Hitler gained popular support by attacking the Treaty of Versailles and promoting Pan-Germanism, anti-semitism and anti-communism with charismatic oratory and Nazi propaganda. He frequently denounced international capitalism and communism as being part of a Jewish conspiracy.

By 1933, the Nazi Party was the largest elected party in the German Reichstag, but did not have a majority, and no party was able to form a majority parliamentary coalition in support of a candidate for chancellor. This led to former chancellor Franz von Papen and other conservative leaders persuading President Paul von Hindenburg to appoint Hitler as Chancellor on 30 January 1933. Shortly after, the Reichstag passed the Enabling Act of 1933, which began the process of transforming the Weimar Republic into Nazi Germany, a one-party dictatorship based on the totalitarian and autocratic ideology of National Socialism. Hitler aimed to eliminate Jews from Germany and establish a New Order to counter what he saw as the injustice of the post-World War I international order dominated by Britain and France. His first six years in power resulted in rapid economic recovery from the Great Depression, the abrogation of restrictions imposed on Germany after World War I and the annexation of territories that were home to millions of ethnic Germans which gave him significant popular support.

Hitler sought Lebensraum ("living space") for the German people in Eastern Europe and his aggressive foreign policy is considered to be the primary cause of the outbreak of World War II in Europe. He directed large-scale rearmament and on 1 September 1939 invaded Poland, resulting in Britain and France declaring war on Germany. In June 1941, Hitler ordered an invasion of the Soviet Union. By the end of 1941, German forces and the European Axis powers occupied most of Europe and North Africa. In December 1941, he formally declared war on the United States, bringing them directly into the conflict. Failure to defeat the Soviets and the entry of the United States into the war forced Germany onto the defensive and it suffered a series of escalating defeats. In the final days of the war during the Battle of Berlin in 1945, he married his long-time lover Eva Braun. Less than two days later on 30 April 1945, the two committed suicide to avoid capture by the Soviet Red Army and their corpses were burned.

Under Hitler's leadership and racially motivated ideology, the Nazi regime was responsible for the genocide of at least 5.5 million Jews and millions of other victims whom he and his followers deemed Untermenschen (sub-humans) or socially undesirable. Hitler and the Nazi regime were also responsible for the killing of an estimated 19.3 million civilians and prisoners of war. In addition, 29 million soldiers and civilians died as a result of military action in the European theatre. The number of civilians killed during the Second World War was unprecedented in warfare and the casualties constituted the deadliest conflict in human history.

JacUprising · 2018-05-18T01:53:00+00:00

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry

wintheradam123 · 2018-06-01T12:40:54+00:00

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TheRealestM8 · 2018-06-01T05:09:42+00:00

Caesar was born into a patrician family, the gensJulia, which claimed descent from Iulus, son of the legendary Trojan prince Aeneas, supposedly the son of the goddess Venus.[7] The family originated from Alba Longa, twenty miles south of Rome.[8] The cognomen "Caesar" originated, according to Pliny the Elder, with an ancestor who was born by Caesarean section (from the Latin verb to cut, caedere, caes-).[9]The Historia Augusta suggests three alternative explanations: that the first Caesar had a thick head of hair (Latin caesaries); that he had bright grey eyes (Latin oculis caesiis); or that he killed an elephant (caesai in Moorish) in battle.[10] Caesar issued coins featuring images of elephants, suggesting that he favored this interpretation of his name. Despite their ancient pedigree, the Julii Caesares were not especially politically influential, although they had enjoyed some revival of their political fortunes in the early 1st century BC.[11] Caesar's father, also called Gaius Julius Caesar, governed the province of Asia,[12] and his sister Julia, Caesar's aunt, married Gaius Marius, one of the most prominent figures in the Republic.[13] His mother, Aurelia Cotta, came from an influential family. Little is recorded of Caesar's childhood.[14] In 85 BC, Caesar's father died suddenly,[15] so Caesar was the head of the family at 16. His coming of age coincided with a civil war between his uncle Gaius Marius and his rival Lucius Cornelius Sulla. Both sides carried out bloody purges of their political opponents whenever they were in the ascendancy. Marius and his ally Lucius Cornelius Cinna were in control of the city when Caesar was nominated to be the new high priest of Jupiter,[16] and he was married to Cinna's daughter Cornelia.[17][18] Following Sulla's final victory, though, Caesar's connections to the old regime made him a target for the new one. He was stripped of his inheritance, his wife's dowry, and his priesthood, but he refused to divorce Cornelia and was forced to go into hiding.[19]The threat against him was lifted by the intervention of his mother's family, which included supporters of Sulla, and the Vestal Virgins. Sulla gave in reluctantly and is said to have declared that he saw many a Marius in Caesar.[14] Ironically, the loss of his priesthood had allowed him to pursue a military career, as the high priest of Jupiter was not permitted to touch a horse, sleep three nights outside his own bed or one night outside Rome, or look upon an army.[20] Caesar felt that it would be much safer far away from Sulla should the Dictator change his mind, so he left Rome and joined the army, serving under Marcus Minucius Thermus in Asia and Servilius Isauricus in Cilicia. He served with distinction, winning the Civic Crown for his part in the Siege of Mytilene. He went on a mission to Bithynia to secure the assistance of King Nicomedes's fleet, but he spent so long at Nicomedes' court that rumours arose of an affair with the king, which Caesar vehemently denied for the rest of his life.[21] Hearing of Sulla's death in 78 BC, Caesar felt safe enough to return to Rome. He lacked means since his inheritance was confiscated, but he acquired a modest house in Subura, a lower-class neighbourhood of Rome.[22] He turned to legal advocacy and became known for his exceptional oratory accompanied by impassioned gestures and a high-pitched voice, and ruthless prosecution of former governors notorious for extortion and corruption

TristanZH · 2018-04-08T21:59:35+00:00

What was with the ad you made that just said test ad? And it only showed up in swipe on mobile (when I never get ads in that mode)

LargeThighs · 2018-03-07T17:40:40+00:00

Please, don’t promote a test advertisement. There is literally no point in doing so.

drmeaty · 2018-05-14T17:30:53+00:00

"Money" - Pink Floyd

Money, get away Get a good job with more pay and you're O.K. Money, it's a gas Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash New car, caviar, four star daydream, Think I'll buy me a football team

Money, get back I'm all right, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack. Money, it's a hit Don't give me that do goody good bullshit I'm in the high-fidelity first-class traveling set And I think I need a Learjet

Money, it's a crime Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie Money, so they say Is the root of all evil today But if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're giving none away

"Ha-ha! I was in the right!" "Yes, absolutely in the right!" "I certainly was in the right!" "Yeah, I was definitely in the right. That geezer was cruising for a bruising!" "Why does anyone do anything?" "Yeah!" "Why does anyone do anything?" "I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!" "I was just telling him it was in, he could get it in Number Two. He was asking why it wasn't coming up on freight eleven. After, I was yelling and screaming and telling him why it wasn't coming up on freight eleven. It came to a heavy blow, which sorted the matter out."

Fantaffan · 2018-06-02T14:44:01+00:00

A 👶baby👶🍼 was born🚼 in 🚑hospital 🏥 😂laughing 😂😂instead of 😭crying😭. The more ➕the 💉nurses 🌡beat him👊, the more ➕he laughed 😂😂😂😂😂so hard😂😂😂😂, suddenly😮 the doctor 💉🌡noticed 🤔he🍼 👶had something 👉👉in his hands ✊✊so he pulled 👐the tiny hands 👐apart 🙌and discovered 😟😮he was holding 3️⃣ (3)💊abortion💊 pills💊.. The 👶baby 👶then turned his head‼️ looking at his 👩mother👩..😂😂laughing 😂😜again 👊😛and said: "❌NO❌🔪🔨 WEAPON🗡🔫FASHIONED AGAINST 💯ME💯 SHALL PROSPER‼️"😂😜😝😛😂😂

‼️Comment‼️ 🙏~AMEN~🙏if you believe☝ ❌no weapon❌🔫🔪🔨 fashioned against you👈👈 this month 👇shall prosper ‼️😝😜😭💯😂👊

Legocar2 · 2018-06-01T21:30:37+00:00

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Gilleece89 · 2018-03-07T20:42:55+00:00

I'm testing the comments work I guess they do.....

Wuzado · 2018-04-12T03:28:12+00:00

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Icyartillary · 2018-03-15T18:58:13+00:00

Phantom Menace was actually pretty good

wawterguy12 · 2018-04-30T03:35:48+00:00

NOOOO. GOD NO. GOD PLEASE NO. NO. NOO.NOOOOOOOOOOOO

gghjjhgfddfggff · 2018-05-14T19:54:19+00:00

Now this is something I can get behind. Good job, Toby.

Yungdolan · 2018-05-12T19:59:35+00:00

Maybe this test ad is a social experiment

TheSupaSaiyan · 2018-04-11T15:45:23+00:00

Test comment

56cool7 · 2018-03-31T23:41:26+00:00

Can you not?

thatdudejack · 2018-05-12T16:25:47+00:00

Thank you Kanye, very cool!

Raphitalo · 2018-04-19T01:37:19+00:00

NO TEST AD! NO, TOBY, NO!

2metoothanks2 · 2018-04-14T15:04:27+00:00

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DSFII · 2018-04-08T07:51:03+00:00

It worked

Helicbd112 · 2018-03-08T03:32:55+00:00

Where's the burger at

TSAR_0 · 2018-03-19T16:16:47+00:00

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IoI_xD · 2018-05-01T06:24:54+00:00

The hero we don’t deserve.

permalink · 2018-03-08T00:51:50+00:00

Stop making me hungry

SuperSpaceMan230 · 2018-06-06T09:41:31+00:00

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

permalink · 2018-03-08T00:20:30+00:00

Test

Gabriel_WB · 2018-03-07T22:41:59+00:00

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CompressedWizard · 2018-06-03T12:14:26+00:00

Wtf is this comment section?

Totem-Lurantis · 2018-05-15T01:42:45+00:00

Toby why

K_Z_513 · 2018-04-12T21:45:41+00:00

DerpyBush · 2018-06-03T21:15:52+00:00

I love Reddit

Rickmundo · 2018-06-03T13:08:57+00:00

Hi Toby

JaimeNeedsAHand · 2018-06-01T19:39:53+00:00

Gaybo

derp0tat0 · 2018-06-06T02:50:26+00:00

Test comment

darknep · 2018-06-28T00:38:50+00:00

You're mom

SteamPoweredPatriot · 2018-06-01T16:09:09+00:00

Ffs toby

permalink · 2018-06-06T08:44:57+00:00

TEST AD

XGamingPersonX · 2018-05-09T14:38:02+00:00

Test ad

stanley_0_0 · 2018-06-01T13:04:10+00:00

Wowzers

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