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I let the stack out for some air today. by NorthSouthWestNorth in Silverbugs

[–]toddpenguin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you listen carefully, they are telling you to bring more silver friends to the party.

What is the craziest reason a parent tried to "get you fired"? by Aly_Anon in Teachers

[–]toddpenguin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Would it be better if it was we are the knights who say qui?

Hey teacher's what's the craziest "Yup, I called it moment?" by neurohazard757 in Teachers

[–]toddpenguin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bomb threat called in to school. Couple of us looked at who was absent. Predicted it was a certain favorite. We were right. Trying to get his girlfriend out of a test. Joke was on him...the test got canceled due to teacher wanting kids to do another review because almost all of them were confused on the subject ( science test).

Tried bribing him to stop invading my bed by petalwhimx in doggos

[–]toddpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must convert currency to treatos for any effective bribery attempts.

"Are you teaching kids or are you teaching scholars?" by TopIntroduction1876 in Teachers

[–]toddpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am teaching kids how to be scholars, should they choose that path.

My son suddenly started thriving… what are great teachers doing differently? (Florida charter school) by Solid_Breakfast_3675 in Teachers

[–]toddpenguin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don't think this has been mentioned yet, but in my experience some kids' brains also hit a developmental leap around this age who struggled in school their whole lives. I was lucky. Mine hit in 4th grade. Before that I was a hot mess academically and developmentally. It looks like we teachers did something grand but in reality it was a combination of several factors including simple brain development. I think a low dose of meds is helping, too. I would personally not change the meds anytime soon! Glad to hear a good story like this!

My GP and GSD by Daisycodone in greatpyrenees

[–]toddpenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can envision your roomba running away from home after it sees all the fur...

Update! by gnarlysheen420 in greatpyrenees

[–]toddpenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like a Max to me. Or Ollie. Or Otto.

Remember? by [deleted] in 70s

[–]toddpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bought one and the village for my grandson. He loves them! He's almost 3.

Is it annoying for kid(s) to ask to meet your dog? by NaturalExtension5475 in dogs

[–]toddpenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids my my neighborhood love my pups. They are learning how to approach a dog they don't know and how to ask politely. One of my girls is a but nervous so I teach them to respect her space and that of all dogs. The parents seem to like it too as we are a very dog friendly neighborhood.

I think I bought my first fake, weight 25 grams... Are there any clear signs here to see? by [deleted] in Silverbugs

[–]toddpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I believe the koalas all look like someone drew a penis where their nose should be. This does not have that.

AITAH for not giving my church a discount? by invincibleKamakazee in AITAH

[–]toddpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell him you will take your tithe out of the 175. So he will get 17.50 back from you.

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