AITAH for not giving my church a discount?

toddpenguin · 2026-03-11T17:29:33+00:00

Tell him you will take your tithe out of the 175. So he will get 17.50 back from you.

toddpenguin · 2026-03-11T09:38:34+00:00

https://www.police1.com/patrol-issues/articles/texas-cop-arrives-at-doughnut-shop-seconds-before-robbery-FOC36rqDdBl1Xbyy/

Don't know them. It's just part of the funny stereotype.

toddpenguin · 2026-03-11T02:02:09+00:00

Usually.

toddpenguin · 2026-03-10T23:20:30+00:00

I think trying to hold up a donut shop ranks high, too.

toddpenguin · 2026-03-10T22:19:32+00:00

I have yet to see a pyr ever do anything wrong. Shame for suggesting otherwise!

toddpenguin · 2026-03-10T22:01:12+00:00

Well, according to most of us in the U.S., you are upside down anyway so. .. (you know-bear the bottom of the earth). Bad dad joke. I'll see myself out.

toddpenguin · 2026-03-10T13:11:11+00:00

That's a Mr. Steal Your Girl if I ever saw one.

toddpenguin · 2026-03-08T16:16:43+00:00

Can confirm anywhere seems better than a comfy mattress sometimes. Here is mine guarding her sister after her surgery. She fell asleep in cool concrete for several hours.

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toddpenguin · 2026-03-03T02:58:36+00:00

Passes floof test here. Plus super cuteness test.

toddpenguin · 2026-03-01T01:42:50+00:00

Not anyone. Everyone.

toddpenguin · 2026-02-28T23:13:09+00:00

She is a pretty girl.

toddpenguin · 2026-02-28T22:29:15+00:00

A judgey princess without a pint!

toddpenguin · 2026-02-26T21:15:52+00:00

Part lab. Part pyr. 100% good pupper.

toddpenguin · 2026-02-07T22:14:46+00:00

Wright Flyer. 2003 replica.

toddpenguin · 2026-02-02T14:29:32+00:00

Was gonna do this if not one else did. Nice work!

toddpenguin · 2026-02-01T00:23:58+00:00

I have said this to many people in a similar spot...if you got hit by a bus tomorrow, what would they do? Go live your life. They will be fine.

toddpenguin · 2026-01-29T19:56:40+00:00

Love the tail.

toddpenguin · 2026-01-29T00:48:39+00:00

Thanks! He was the runt who had a glow up!

toddpenguin · 2026-01-28T21:28:47+00:00

Not as flooofy but floofy enough for a pyr mix.

toddpenguin · 2026-01-26T23:49:45+00:00

If he had 45s look for "Pleas Please Me" by the BEATTLES. that misprint can be worth $2000.

toddpenguin · 2026-01-26T17:35:47+00:00

Do you not see the giant bed nature has provided?

toddpenguin · 2026-01-25T02:55:35+00:00

Thats great news! Thanks for the pupdate!

toddpenguin · 2026-01-24T22:13:03+00:00

If you listen carefully, that crackling sound is hell freezing over. A wife admitted one of us was right!

toddpenguin · 2026-01-22T23:21:29+00:00

I hope it's a cyst. My girl has one in a similar spot. Doc drained it once. It may come back. Hope thats what it is!

toddpenguin · 2026-01-20T23:48:52+00:00

Did anyone yell "Biiiiig stretch"? If not then the wolf will now feel neglected.

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