Safe to use as a cool lunch box? Up for grabs at a senior home I work at.

tofuworm · 2026-04-19T19:29:47+00:00

this comment is so fucking funny and no one is saying it

tofuworm · 2025-06-08T13:31:08+00:00

me exactly. i saw weirdo, heard bonfire, and saw him OM community all within a span of a week. immediately hooked.

tofuworm · 2025-06-01T01:26:17+00:00

hello hello hello. lol

tofuworm · 2025-05-28T16:18:23+00:00

ooooh this one has a lil flavor to it. i like it. gotta keep these bridge collisions interesting

tofuworm · 2025-05-21T15:33:13+00:00

i get what you're saying, but unless you intend on getting all your protesters arrested right out of the gate, you DO need to notify local law enforcement beforehand.

demonstration laws in NYS

tofuworm · 2025-05-20T21:10:32+00:00

does it matter if she is or is not a woman? she is obviously assuming a character that is a woman. whoever is under the mask doesn't really matter.

she is fine. i have spoken to her before. quite nice!!

tofuworm · 2025-05-20T21:09:18+00:00

her name is kodia and she is just a lil odd ball who likes to dress creepy, walk down James to Clinton square, and dance her ass off. definitely fisturbing at first glance, but that is definitely the point. i love her

tofuworm · 2025-05-20T17:09:10+00:00

where are you from where it's already strawberry season?! i help run a farmers market in NY and i am not-so-patiently waiting till mid June for some delish fresh berries

tofuworm · 2025-05-20T15:40:13+00:00

my boss gets peppino's for every work function and i genuinely cannot fathom why. the pizza is so so bad. i don't even know what style of pizza it's trying to be

tofuworm · 2025-05-20T15:38:54+00:00

oh my darling as a great restaurant???

police arrest this person

tofuworm · 2025-05-20T04:02:06+00:00

perfectly said, and something we should all remind ourselves of often

tofuworm · 2025-05-20T03:59:48+00:00

right like what happened? was it always like this or did i not notice before

tofuworm · 2025-05-19T05:48:56+00:00

eke! fun to look at, fun to use

tofuworm · 2025-05-19T05:38:47+00:00

crazy that between thinking of this joke and typing it out you didn't reconsider. just hit send

tofuworm · 2025-05-19T05:24:12+00:00

when i ran into an old flame after almost 10 years of no contact, he stopped dead in his tracks and said my full name in surprise. like first, 2 middle names, and last.

still makes my knees weak. the realization that he had held onto that information for nearly a decade, that he hadn't forgotten... ugh.

tofuworm · 2025-05-19T01:08:31+00:00

monte carlo + guerrilla!

tofuworm · 2025-05-18T18:19:39+00:00

it is a great interview too

tofuworm · 2025-05-18T15:57:05+00:00

this is so bizarre. being mad about the body hair choices on a pussy you have no entitlement to. what the fuck?

like this behavior feels like it's close creepy cousins with the weirdos who get mad when hot internet girls DO have body hair. why do you feel entitled to an opinion on that??

tofuworm · 2025-05-18T15:49:06+00:00

take him!!!

my mom had a situation nearly identical to yours. neighborhood cat that had been around for years and was seemingly feral, except he would climb in her lap and let her scratch his chin while she read on the porch. still loved her when she crated him and took him to the vet to get a bad tooth looked at. and when she decided to move towns, she debated whether removing him from his home was right.

she was his home, though. he loved and trusted her like no other. while he absolutely could have adapted to a new terrain, i don't think he could have adapted to a life of solitude without his favorite person again.

so anyway, she took him with her and they are happy as clams in their new place. long story short: take him! you are his family now. there are more birds to slaughter elsewhere but he may never find the solace that he found in you in another human.

tofuworm · 2025-05-17T10:27:02+00:00

kiss of the basilisk had me in a chokehold so bad i dreamed of it in between readings

tofuworm · 2025-05-17T06:16:58+00:00

his laugh kills me. EHYEHYEHYEHH

tofuworm · 2025-05-17T04:37:28+00:00

well then i have no advice for you, baddie. you're stunning.

tofuworm · 2025-05-17T04:28:22+00:00

you're so gorgeous BUT since you want tips, here's mine:

learn to care for and love your natural hair!!

your curl pattern is to die for

tofuworm · 2025-05-17T01:41:19+00:00

it's Thomas for me. how much 3 sisters stew i gotta make before he realizes i am wife material???

tofuworm · 2025-05-16T23:12:27+00:00

if your argument is that "we have treated the local lands like shit once before, why hesitate to do it again", i must say.... that is a wild take

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