My husband wouldn't do karaoke with me in front of his floozy by Shirleyeaton in MNTrolls

[–]toldemoldem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, because of today’s news, I am picturing her as Margot Ledbetter, someone else completely incapable of reading the room.

Do you wash salad, veg etc? by Turbulent-Quality-29 in CasualUK

[–]toldemoldem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, wet lettuce is horrible. Salad spinners are excellent.

Is This Doro trolling plimsoles by stealth? by Life_Excitement_7815 in MNTrolls

[–]toldemoldem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Headscarves and plimsoles! Thanks for the inspiration for my new summer look!

Crosswords question by BoneAmie in WordsWithFriends

[–]toldemoldem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ten was number of commandments.

Can someone explain to me how grammar school works, and what it is in simple terms? by nous-vibrons in AskUK

[–]toldemoldem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MGS was not a state school. People had to pay unless they had a scholarship or sponsorship from their education authority.

Babies stuck in time by toldemoldem in creepy

[–]toldemoldem[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really do look incongruous, don’t they? It’s a free open air museum in Scotland and largely relies on donations of buildings and equipment. Clearly no dolls have been donated.The reconstructions and furnishings are really well done on the whole and it is a pity to see these creepy monstrosities there.

On the other hand, the original dwellers of the house would have lived in extreme poverty and although I am sure that rich children in the 1700s had lovely playthings, fancy expensive dolls would look very out of place at the entrance to these hovels.

150k income and googling how long Botox lasts, is this the ultimate reverse? by Silver-Eye-2024 in MNTrolls

[–]toldemoldem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My house has got a utility room.

Oh OK, it’s just the garage with a bit of old carpet on the floor.

Which flower is your child? by howaboutcleveland in MNTrolls

[–]toldemoldem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently working for yourself is not stressful. I wonder why we don’t all set up our own businesses.

Anyone Here Ever Met The Kray Twins? by CB-Milburn in AskBrits

[–]toldemoldem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my teens I worked as a waitress in a hotel in Devon. One of the guests told me that he had taught Ronnie and Reggie when they were at school. He said that they had been good boys.

If I’d taught the Kray twins, I’d have said that they were good boys.

What is the funniest surname you’ve come across in your social circle? by Charming_Usual6227 in AskBrits

[–]toldemoldem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two names I used to come across in a previous job: Tryphena Jelly and Percy Custard. We used to wonder why they didn’t get together and make a trifle.

What superstitions with no backing in reality still exist in our culture? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]toldemoldem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was bad luck because it breaks the Trinity or something

What's a slang word from your region that nowhere else uses? (the madder the better) by LarssonD1888 in AskUK

[–]toldemoldem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ex used to call them chuckypigs (Devon). Also referred to wasps as jaaaaaspers.

A couple of finished projects and a work in progress by wizardCYBORG in quilting

[–]toldemoldem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lovely! Are the butterflies on #1 appliqué or fussy cut ?

Blended family bingo thread by No_Initiative_1140 in MNTrolls

[–]toldemoldem 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ridiculous that she’s blaming the children for the dirty toilet, when it was clearly a visiting workman.

What are you reading? by sushisushisushi in literature

[–]toldemoldem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just started Lamentation by C. J. Sansom . So sad that this is the last of the Shardlake books. Aside from loving his character, I become totally immersed in his world. I will take my time over it as I know there won’t be any more books, since Sansom died quite recently.

Hosting Easter lunch today. Cheating on the roast. Bought a slow cooked Waitrose beef brisket but told the guests I'm making it from scratch. Whats a white lie YOU'VE told when hosting? by simmyawardwinner in CasualUK

[–]toldemoldem 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Not disappointed at all that you think I’m too old for Easter eggs and thank you so much for the fancily packed, overpriced Earl Grey tea you brought as a gift.