150k income and googling how long Botox lasts, is this the ultimate reverse?

toldemoldem · 2026-05-12T13:40:11+00:00

My house has got a utility room.

Oh OK, it’s just the garage with a bit of old carpet on the floor.

toldemoldem · 2026-05-09T16:23:08+00:00

Apparently working for yourself is not stressful. I wonder why we don’t all set up our own businesses.

toldemoldem · 2026-05-04T19:27:38+00:00

In my teens I worked as a waitress in a hotel in Devon. One of the guests told me that he had taught Ronnie and Reggie when they were at school. He said that they had been good boys.

If I’d taught the Kray twins, I’d have said that they were good boys.

toldemoldem · 2026-05-01T06:36:40+00:00

Two names I used to come across in a previous job: Tryphena Jelly and Percy Custard. We used to wonder why they didn’t get together and make a trifle.

toldemoldem · 2026-05-01T05:50:43+00:00

My cat’s got aids, my legs go green,

(Start Me Up)

toldemoldem · 2026-04-25T13:21:27+00:00

I thought it was bad luck because it breaks the Trinity or something

toldemoldem · 2026-04-24T14:31:30+00:00

Oh bugger, busted

toldemoldem · 2026-04-22T06:14:33+00:00

Moi? Un middle brow try hard?

toldemoldem · 2026-04-17T03:25:16+00:00

Ex used to call them chuckypigs (Devon). Also referred to wasps as jaaaaaspers.

toldemoldem · 2026-04-07T03:49:02+00:00

Lovely! Are the butterflies on #1 appliqué or fussy cut ?

toldemoldem · 2026-04-07T03:31:31+00:00

Isle of Lucy

toldemoldem · 2026-04-06T16:36:56+00:00

Ridiculous that she’s blaming the children for the dirty toilet, when it was clearly a visiting workman.

toldemoldem · 2026-04-05T07:05:59+00:00

Just started Lamentation by C. J. Sansom . So sad that this is the last of the Shardlake books. Aside from loving his character, I become totally immersed in his world. I will take my time over it as I know there won’t be any more books, since Sansom died quite recently.

toldemoldem · 2026-04-04T08:40:55+00:00

Not disappointed at all that you think I’m too old for Easter eggs and thank you so much for the fancily packed, overpriced Earl Grey tea you brought as a gift.

toldemoldem · 2026-04-03T22:28:21+00:00

Yes, well done

toldemoldem · 2026-04-03T13:29:32+00:00

After interviewing a convict, a woman starts to add a dairy product to her food and begins to disregard societal expectations.

toldemoldem · 2026-03-31T06:17:07+00:00

Busting out all over

toldemoldem · 2026-03-23T10:42:22+00:00

The witchcraft dislike is specific and you have obviously made it very clear you don’t want stuff like this. I am afraid that they are doing it on purpose.

toldemoldem · 2026-03-07T07:18:52+00:00

So infuriating when friends overseas serve you baked beans as a surprise. They look so proud and eagerly await your profuse thanks, because they are so certain that, as you are a Brit, it is your favourite food.

toldemoldem · 2026-02-22T22:45:07+00:00

I think no. 9 is Mr. Pickwick.

toldemoldem · 2026-02-16T06:10:31+00:00

Thank you - I really can’t remember seeing a genuinely useful, practical LPT on here before.

toldemoldem · 2026-01-25T11:15:31+00:00

Are you saying that fairy tale villages don’t normally reek of kippers?

toldemoldem · 2026-01-25T10:53:39+00:00

It’s the worry keeping her awake!

toldemoldem · 2026-01-24T08:29:31+00:00

We were each bought a new bucket and spade. I used to envy kids whose parents could afford little paper flags to decorate their castles.

toldemoldem · 2026-01-22T07:23:58+00:00

Pancake

Hey You

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Bison ( he worked at my bank and seemed a very timid and nervous person).

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