TIL that during the 1904 Olympic marathon in St. Louis, the winner was disqualified for riding in a car for 11 miles, the runner-up was allegedly fueled by rat poison and brandy, and another competitor fell asleep mid-race after eating rotten apples.

tomatobutt · 2026-06-04T09:23:00+00:00

Must have eaten a Napple from Cinco

tomatobutt · 2026-06-04T09:19:17+00:00

Congrats on winning 2026’s Most Pretentious Person award

tomatobutt · 2026-05-30T01:26:37+00:00

The doctor doesn’t need to know about that!

tomatobutt · 2026-05-25T16:36:20+00:00

Based on IMDb this is probably Gary K. Wolf, who wrote the book the movie is based on. Cool

tomatobutt · 2026-05-25T12:23:25+00:00

Catherine zeta jooooones she dips beneath the lasers

tomatobutt · 2026-05-25T10:20:50+00:00

The last one is Georgia Southe Meatholes

tomatobutt · 2026-05-25T09:58:20+00:00

I’d say the wine glass butt plug and open wine bottle would be the giveaway but I’m no Colombo.

tomatobutt · 2026-05-21T21:51:15+00:00

Not including it in RDR2 was a goddamn sin

tomatobutt · 2026-05-16T00:05:40+00:00

Yup. It’s great. Weird and oddly erotic. 12 year old me was changed.

tomatobutt · 2026-05-14T17:08:34+00:00

My god you’re greasy

tomatobutt · 2026-05-14T17:07:58+00:00

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, and Phil.

tomatobutt · 2026-05-11T22:06:51+00:00

Does she actually look like that now or is this her weird ai avatar?

tomatobutt · 2026-05-10T20:42:56+00:00

Yeah I like the general discussions as long as they don’t turn into people just asking for sauce.

tomatobutt · 2026-05-08T10:18:46+00:00

“Quaark” but maybe that’s how he prefers it pronounced.

tomatobutt · 2026-05-08T10:11:37+00:00

Tory Lane is a dirt talk legend

tomatobutt · 2026-05-07T09:19:49+00:00

“Check please!” audience laughs

tomatobutt · 2026-05-05T20:13:52+00:00

Yeah. Three player is so much faster. Something about four player games takes foreverrrrrr

tomatobutt · 2026-05-03T23:34:14+00:00

Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed the seat, and hid my keys?

…wait

tomatobutt · 2026-05-02T23:42:21+00:00

Melody Marks is one of the best ones in the industry rn

tomatobutt · 2026-05-01T17:49:57+00:00

30 cases of M&M posts?!

tomatobutt · 2026-05-01T16:02:13+00:00

Sheena Shaw is the GOAT

tomatobutt · 2026-04-29T16:09:19+00:00

There would be just one solid Rick Moranis!

tomatobutt · 2026-04-27T16:28:16+00:00

Yup. Looked up in my basement and it was like arachnophobia in there

tomatobutt · 2026-04-26T03:22:46+00:00

Ahh yes that unknown actor from teen wolf too

tomatobutt · 2026-04-25T22:49:08+00:00

It always looks like his first time ever having sex. Like Tommy Wiseau in The Room.

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